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archewill: “watch yourself traveler, khajiit does not play these games”
11-11-1992: cuntpocolypse: theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think
fivecatsforfivedeutschemarks:not even sorry…
marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi
“Paper” money is not paper at all..it’s fabric..made with cotton...
little–kitten-princess: starrimmedglasses: daddys-rainbow-princess: I’M BEING A BRAT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DISCIPLINE ME AND GIVE ME TIME OUTS AND TALK TO ME IN A STERN VOICE AND SPANK ME. WHY IS THAT NOT CLEAR? Holy fuck. Literally me.
babybunnyflooflers: king-of-roses: A handy guide for anyone not familiar I feel like they could be spaced out a but more than that…lol
ethiopienne: “Sometimes you’ve just got to du-rag you. This vegan leather du-rag has a tie closure at back and is unlined. Perfect with a black tee dress and slide sandals.” (source: x) i give up. this planet is not for me. BITCH YOU
rawkfist: toryandfabulous: ricorizzo: im not even gonna give context British politics *drops mic?*
lmao people unfollowing me because of my Sasha spam, bye you’re hella weak.
dion-thesocialist: rakshar: dion-thesocialist: I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool. your forgiven. You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.
dead-pendragon: heterophilia: Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back. SOMEONE SAID IT
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
watdawut: Not in my neighborhood
majiinboo: When people say “today” like ya not cute everyday…
shavingryansprivates: i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model
papishanpoo: SHE NOT YA GIRL UNTIL SHE GETS MAD AT YOU FOR NOTHIN
soulsnatcha: it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
jewlsies: fractalcactus: jewlsies: I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I
blondesquats: blasian-aesthetics: theprhototype: mrsthirdward: asexualjesuschrist: durianseeds: I can’t believe this isn’t real. “so articulate,”“that’s not a compliment.”soooo true lol HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLEI WANT TO
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lotusflowerbombxo: goldenpoc: I luv when I take a shit and I lose my stomach but not fully bc a bitch still type phat 😂😂😂
apiologies: me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
im-prada–u-nada: why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time
caram3lk1ng: jehovahhthickness: niggazinmoscow: Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious. I tried my absolute best to not laugh at this video and I failed miserably Lol💯
heterophilia: Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
mangopapi: te-amo-corazon: tsunamiwavesurfing: energy the stethoscope not even innnn 😭 We hear with our eyes you fool
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
hypersexualsportswear: paularekiyah: cpthadon: angelinaholie: paularekiyah: My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup. me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like
ayoaprell: loneredballoon: richietozzzier: richietoeziers: when ur homie’s lung collapses is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter) Ur so right asfhkflshkms 😂 This was deadass cute though 😂
whenpumpkin: moby dick why not moby vagina you sexist sack of shit
cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic specieslike??tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic
taint3ed: kiroho: warxant: trillionaremindset: I really hope yall develop some chill 😩😩💀💀💀💀 LMFAO loooool lawd Can we not right now?
afloweroutofstone: washingtonpost: Not the stuff of sci-fi satire. This is a real finding from a real study: Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don’t respect them. ”’[Our] model suggests that changing a severe
xfileslesbian: the-redhead-princess: xfileslesbian: jkitwasreal: xfileslesbian: petition for straight white boys to not be allowed to pursue a film major at any college anywhere for the next 50 years or ever petition for people to realize what the
juminaji: tenthgrader: why all the twink on twink hate… we teach twinks to see each other as competitors. not for jobs or accomplishments which i think could be a good thing, but for the attention of Tops.
antisleep: khanos: “not all muslims are from islam, you idiot” (x) meghan trainor and kylie jenner are woke😍😍
steevoooo: lordthundercox: dandalf-thegay: sperciphecles: foxyou-too: External Stimuli by Byoungho Kim A butthole? A butthole. Not a hole, Keisha. A valve. Girl, that’s a booty hole.
Not to be Fooled
prettierboy: when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??
gayisthenewokay: “you don’t look gay” well i’m sorry i’m not wearing the gay fucking pride flag around my gay gay body and fucking your fucking sister
gayisthenewokay: bookavid:fuckyeahloldemort: just-shower-thoughts: If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm, teen pregnancy wouldn’t be as much of a problem. most of the pregnant women would be lesbians #shots fired i SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
The Bad Witch is not here
brakken:not as easy as it looks
vrystol: uptodaete: chikendog: sheikofthesheikah: nicodoll: extradan: nicodoll: whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px i dont
turntechtestament: icantimagineaname: l-nobby-l: when your group’s Discord server admin is a furry @turntechtestament hey @aeritus is the furryi’m not an admin remember But @turntechtestament , you’re the one with the furry icon
whitegirlsaintshit: modelingschool: coconutcafe: ok but is this not me I want a tall tee like this. me taking a stroll this morning.
officialburger: im not like other teenagers, im 51
naschamsant: art is a power im not sure im responsible enough to have
sweetn0thing92: alohaorsomething: Touch my girl and i will throw you into hell Lmao I will though
fellyjish: spell out GAL PALS on her clit with your tongue so she knows it’s not homo.
hollow-sesh: all girls do is cheat and put on make-up but that’s not bout 2 stop me
drspikeysinger: i-lust-you-chubs reblogged your post and added: zumba and pallatis ( Ok… what the fuck is zumba? When anyone says zumba, I picture richard simmons holding a taco. its a dance-based work out (im not much of a dancer but its intense),
..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial! this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like! also gomen
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justice-willcometoyou: darklingkitten: i-want-what-hes-smoking: undeadibeard: It’s october so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not. What battle line nobody likes candy corn fuck you candy
bitchnojutsu: grimascloaca: Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest* Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to
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