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overlypolitebisexual:“driving stoned is safer than driving drunk” so??? you still shouldn’t fucking do it?? do not drive if you are under the influence of any sort of substance you’re putting other people at risk
Things you hear when your best friends are male soldiers
augustbird: genius “deaded?” “hi tech thing” “egg chair sitty thing?????” “cardigan” lmfao
Getting drunk is not as fun as it used to be. When we get to Colorado, I want adventure. I want to hike, shop, and have more energy.
I hate being the sober one at a party. Not because I want to drink. I actually don’t want to drink. But it turns me into the “mom friend” and I have zero patience for drunk people. Especially drunken people who try to push me. I hope
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: I hate being the sober one at a party. Not because I want to drink. I actually don’t want to drink. But it turns me into the “mom friend” and I have zero patience for drunk people. Especially drunken people
pomeranianprivilege:dudes: this girl got drunk and passed out and i did NOT rape her! i know, i know, i am a hero, a modern day saint, an angel without wings. ladies the line to praise me starts here.
bigbrotharay: hooycreskaaa: nignamednevin: that was fucken deep <3 ohp. Fuck, i hate guys like that. not just cheaters. but guys that take advantage of drunk girls? like wtf….thats fucked up……idk why but im mad ahaha i cried.
troioikelley: bigbrotharay: hooycreskaaa: nignamednevin: that was fucken deep <3 ohp. Fuck, i hate guys like that. not just cheaters. but guys that take advantage of drunk girls? like wtf….thats fucked up……idk why but im mad ahaha i cried.
I swear to drunk, I'm not god.
"its not a vietnamese party until someone gets piss drunk and tries to start a fight.."
