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lokisaurus-rex: babysinherheartofdarkness: alittlebitmanic182: pelandobananas: guaranteedtoraiseasmile: elementrypenguin: nigga-chan: b-baka-its-not-like-i: u ok wandows wandows r u drunk wath fetwgrkifg, kngwn, arrgw, mgve good lord Safe
methlabrador: one time i was really drunk and i made a post on tumblr that said “i cant believe im not butter” and now that post has 15,800 notes and that is why you shouldnt really care about internet popularity
do-you-even-ship: destitutedandy: I’m not even drunk, I have a fever this time when you masturbate omfg
karnythia: salparadisewasright: faethverity: These are not owls. are you sure When you’re switching forms and get confused….the drunk witch chronicles.
theuppitynegras: witchsistah: earthshaker1217: khaiancalafia: Thank god Justin Bieber was just driving drunk and high and not walking home with a bag of Skittles like some thug. Go on and tell it. y’all can’t be outchea telling the truth
gagesgolighter: f-l-u-t-u-r-i: you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers: amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS
tiny-septic-box-sam: notmusa: notmusa: notmusa: notmusa: please, its 2:30 am, please stop Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
Apparently, my brother is not allowed on facebook when drunk. He spent the morning calling friends and apologizing for being an ass.
I swear to drunk I'm not God
jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017: First divorce: Wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: Said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: They shouldn’t let you get married when you’re that drunk and have stuff
(MOVED TO PATISSERISM)
So #Lyft really gonna drag this out and not return my lil bread. Returned what? A purse? I don’t own a fucking purse and I was dolo. Plus I didn’t lose anything. See, they think you be drunk or something and they be trying you. Shit crazy.
bzehburger: bzehburger: Looks like Aqualine had way too much to drink, she absorbs alcohol really easy, not that i’m complaining honestly, Even drunk she’s a sweetheart. <3 Afternoon <3
When I'm really drunk and not making any sense
ashighasginger:blankkphase:Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.Thank youuuu
heikijin: Jean in the Amish Marco AU… uhm.. not gonna lie he raided Hitch’s wardrobe specifically to do this in-front of Marco because he wants him… >_> Alos Jean is a terrible drunk and enjoys having fun :> “Come lick my ass whilst
mb300e-me: perfectboyfeet: Have another beer…no I’m not trying to get you drunk and then worship you whilst your out I’m next
tawdis:This was me last night after looking in the mirror and realizing I was drunk. Not sure why that came as a surprise after 6 drinks… or was it 7?
mintgreenmania:minityleroakley: I’m drunk and sunburnt so sorry lol Was not ready 😍
jordan-reet: Yeah that you do. Next time you’ll have to join me for a few. Oh God. You do not want to see me drunk. Haha.
jordan-reet: Aw, come on why not? I bet you’d be all sorts of adorable and sexy when your drunk I’d probably be clingy.
matt-delancy: annabellebanks: Are you going to call her? I don’t even have her number anymore, so, I guess that’s not really an option… Oh okay. Well that’s still all really weird to me. Maybe she was drunk?
lunian: (inspired by this post)you know, i really have been waiting for a moment to draw these dorks being drunk.. or, at least, one of them lmao sorry not sorryah right, a bonus with a queen of seduction:
secrettastemakerland: Every time Hinata’s drunk, she confesses. New words, same emotions. Every time she does, Naruto falls even harder than the time before. The morning after, Hinata’s not allowed out of bed if you know what I mean. 😏 She never
takineko: ultrafacts: Sources: 1 2/2/2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Follow Ultrafacts for more facts Speedy’s cartoons were not banned because of Speedy, it’s his cousins who are lazy, drunk, freeloading Mexican mice that made his cartoons controversial.
monroe-vampire: ramirezdahmerbundy: Jeffrey Dahmer, aged 18, with Bridget Geiger before the 1978 Revere Senior High School prom. She only agreed to go with him if he promised not to get drunk. When they got to prom he disappeared, only to return
taylorswift: newwromantiks: curiousswift:thebentley13: Taylor wtf is happening here im confused It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not … I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t in the mood
roctorwho: the-ongoing: yesmisterpresident: I’m not an asshole when I’m drunk because I want to hug everyone Good lord, john. This please.
ughsocialjustice: clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and
4gifs: Drunk Russian fails at climbing off bunk bed. [vid] this is exactly why i do NOT get on the top bunk. disaster always happens XD
wildfirelust replied to your post: HOLY!!! Congratulations!! If i wasn’t so drunk, i’d make a suggestion… i’m not sure how to process that, so i’ll go with thank you! XD
inthemindofasexaddict: WHAT SHOULD A MAN DO WHEN HIS DAUGHTER PASSES OUT DRUNK?? PROBABLY NOT THIS. YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
solaihzilla: [nervous laughter] in which drunk Koujaku wants to hold Clear for his fluffy soft hair /sweats while rolling away/ draws a ship thats not popular at all and doesnt regret it but is super nervous ha ha hahahahahaaa
fyexo: love drunk | do not edit.
dylanships: heathyr: bowie28: Posey had to pee and Dylan was being the best bro (x) #I feel like that’s not pee #I feel like they’re actively getting drunk #i’ve reblogged this so many times and that’s the first time i realized that’s
begitalarcos: *One Shot* Even though he’s drunk as a skunk Bucky still has the sense to ask his skinny little lover if he’s had enough of him or not
honorifics: I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and
hurtlamb:i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
Anonymously ask me "Would you..?"
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Kris! Haha what a coincidence, I was just thinking back when I was in high school and what not. Then this guy decides to comment on a picture from two weeks ago on his birthday lol. You must be drunk or something haha jk. Kreators brothas for life!
I’m drunk for the first time in two years, I’m home not working on a satday night for the first time in months, let me take my ass to sleep.
bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”
docislegend: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while
whitegirlsaintshit: thestateonmtv: zednanrefkcaj: prominent-nipple: popyolar: whiteteethteens: fergie drunk-crashing a charity and promoting her new single is the biggest 2017 mood What tf I AM DEADSET CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOOO :/ “this is not
woodmeat: whitegirlsaintshit: woodmeat: Last night me and my broski were talking outside and the nigga just pulled out an inexplicable chichi. Thats how you know niggas was drunk as hell bruh you not supposed to be able to materialize a whole plate
gahhhdamn: lilflipfone: ej-cheats: I have developed a new kinkI have just realized that I love the feeling of not knowing who has fucked me. I go drunk passed out, woke up naked and covered in cum. Who, how many, who watch? I have no idea but I LOVE
tinatanisacd:Got drunk in this :( twice every days and I know it’s not good for my healthy:( Need something to do else
missy256: brunettesdoitbetterfl: Always works Agreed. I have told my husband that there 3 ways to get me not to be mad anymore. 3) Get me high or drunk. 2) Do ANYTHING sexual. 1) Make me laught. It’s literally impossible to be mad during any of
mousie74: mousie74: It just would not obey me, go home wig you’re drunk bio-luna-essence said: I love that color red on you. Very cute Thank you. Its more me for sure over the black one, i need one in a different style though i think >.<
alderion-al: Not quite sure if Yuri likes cinema… But it’s cute imagining Viktor playing along with a drunk version of him and imitating movie dances ~
![4gifs: Drunk Russian fails at climbing off bunk bed. [vid] this is exactly why i do NOT get on the top bunk. disaster always happens XD](https://64.media.tumblr.com/db34b5157fff5e83613caeb034866612/tumblr_n3czwwb1eg1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
![solaihzilla: [nervous laughter] in which drunk Koujaku wants to hold Clear for his fluffy soft hair /sweats while rolling away/ draws a ship thats not popular at all and doesnt regret it but is super nervous ha ha hahahahahaaa](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae34ed6b3ea29fd647d77655616ec72d/tumblr_n3mgjkSXr61rhfpxso1_250.png)
