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“Apparently Scouts and Neetra had too much to drink, they both started to fight in just their underwear. This is exactly why I try not to let Stands drink Skooma anymore, he’ll become crazily drunk.”
My vibrator died while I was trying to cum, so that’s lit. Not as drunk now, but definitely still horny
Wakes my daddy up with a bowjob because I’m half drunk and want him to fuck my face, makes him cum. Asks him to at least finger me so I can feel like he wants me too. Does not get fingered. Is sad and goes back to getting ready to go out.
Got too drunk and broke my phone…… again…..So I’m sorry for not being active, I’m working on getting a new one
lots of you will probably get drunk messages from me tonight and i am not sorry
misswylde:lots of you will probably get drunk messages from me tonight and i am not sorry lord someone never let me drink again because i woke up with the hangover from hell
I burnt my hand making food :(
Guys Vegas is fun as fuck. I haven’t slept since Friday, Idk how I’m fucking awake rn. Maybe bc I’m still drunk and high but yeah. The guys here are horny little fucks. Can we not have a simple conversation without you wanting to shove your dick
canadad: im having a hard time believing that younger children are not perpetually drunk
ashighasginger:blankkphase:Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.Thank youuuu
pfeizer: Don’t draw tumblr noses, guys. It makes your character look ill or drunk or “inspired” by artists who draw tumblr noses which is even worse. Then again, who am I to decide whether you should follow a stupid fad or not? To be honest,
littleana1987: Was out yesterday evening with Mummy and Daddy. We drank a bit an I got drunk. Pooped and peed during sleeping in my diaper - and it leaked … 🙊🙈 Daddy was not amused about that all and I will get a treatment.
onew-got-drunk-and: treybay: the-exploding-tardis: rollad20andkissme: nickandstuff: Gay porn never ceases to amaze me I can not reblog this enough It’s like watching myself i like how the guy standing up is really exasperated about it like hes
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It really is so hard being drunk.. Cause drinking lots of water to help not be hungover but also really hard to tell if I need to pee??? I setup silt can’t tell I think I have to pee?? But idk if I have to a lot or a little and this is why I being
holdmypee: fluffy-omorashi: It really is so hard being drunk.. Cause drinking lots of water to help not be hungover but also really hard to tell if I need to pee??? I setup silt can’t tell I think I have to pee?? But idk if I have to a lot or a little
I likes hiccups, but having these hiccups while drunk it’s not very fun it’s hurts and a lot right now lol I can’t stop someone help me plzzz!
omorashiii: Ok so I’ve noticed that the majority of weekends I find myself drinking a lot. and idk if that’s because I’m a borderline alcoholic or I just like to get super desperate and try not to piss myself while floaty and drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Window my be broke but can’t worry about that! (Cause I’ll hav an anxiety attack thinking what my parents might say) Just dancing drunk singing ugly in my house alone atm and it feels nice 👍🏻 (Sorry I feel like I’m not posting lot of no omo
Lake Eola was dead and full of sad souls so I’m heading back to the spot near Megabus to fly a sign. That way I can drink beer and not worry about getting too shwilly to where I miss the NOLA bus. In fact I hope I’m half drunk when the bus
Although things happened last night that were bad, so bad…I feel unfazed. I will listen to constructive criticism with graditude but will not let the emotionally abusive words of a drunk who use to physically beat me to a bloody pulp define me,
katara: not being drunk is so awful
docislegend: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while
emberkaase: In response to all those who requested more AJ and Big Mac pics, here’s some drunk Applejack bravely surprising her brother! Will she get what she always wanted? Of course not :D
lucianite0: venomkid-64: rafchu: As requested, a gender swap Yusuke and Ichiko Ohya the drunk reporter from Persona 5! Fem-Yusuke probably would’ve been just as, if not more entertaining than male, such a fun character and Ohya is underappreciated.
nervous little punk boy
aloo-uk2003:THIS IS NOT ADULT CONTENT!! Just a reposted TikTok.@princess.natty Every get so drunk that you pee yourself and don’t know that you’re peeing because same #party #college #pee #canthang
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wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
1121sexcrazyteens: Here’s something from the summer (sorry not great quality)- we had been to a wedding one evening and got home drunk late that night, both horny as fuck. She couldn’t wait any longer so just pulled her dress up while we week in
reallydesperate2016: oilypegger: reallydesperate2016: oilypegger: reallydesperate2016: Mmmm…know how desperate she feels….I’m on level 9 desperation,& drunk so much ☕ Coffee ☕ Why not message me please?Love to hear from someone,like
sirjefetheboss: digoxin-purpurea: apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking
trashfirefallon: whyisthisreality: whyisthisreality: why The Fuck people pay me to cut or their hair is beyond me. bc like fr man if we’re friends ill do it for free don’t pay me im not a professional. I cut Tyr’s hair while drunk. He gave me
sophisticat42:Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in
tradfems: sophisticat42: Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
n-0-s-t-a-l-g-i-aa: i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
herbalfaun: I have two stages of drunk: 1. “I’m not even buzzed yet” 2. *Sitting in a field somewhere with my shoes off eating*
do-you-even-ship: destitutedandy: I’m not even drunk, I have a fever this time when you masturbate omfg
leatherlacedbass: *power levels over 9000* I’ve been waiting a long time to use that reference lol thank u all! But I wanted to post these for one other reason, DO NOT GET DRUNK AND BDSM. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE GET MASOCHISTIC/etc WHEN DRINKING BUT
gingerlionheart: I was not okay that nightmy head was on wrongyou got me drunk on your rotten words againand through the sound of breaking bones you swore that you loved meand while I was screaming for airI told you I believed itit wasn’t the first
klosetkumslut: myqueensfaithfulservant: subarutimm: drunk-horny: subarutimm We do. Yes, I do. ATE457 – I’m not on much so just keep trying and we will connect honey!
littlesisterwish: Your little sister was drunk and when you asked if you could cum inside her she just closed her eyes and moaned. You took that as a yes and soon enough you couldn’t help but blow your load inside of her.She’s not on birth control
wetting-captions: It’s about a three hour drive to and from my parents house, and they live out in the woods so there’s nothing around but trees and farms. Sometimes it’s calming. But not today. I drunk about three bottles of water and a cup of
blneberrypie: #these are my Niggas …my ALPHABET NIGGAS….I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT God
pomeranianprivilege:dudes: this girl got drunk and passed out and i did NOT rape her! i know, i know, i am a hero, a modern day saint, an angel without wings. ladies the line to praise me starts here.
nastylady: Because Demo is gorgeous ok And let’s not forget that he doesn’t only get drunk and shoot bombs around but is also a talented chemist. And a total cutie by the way.
lovemysis-88: morning bro.. we were really drunk last night, i cant remember everything.. but we are both naked, you have part of my lipstick all over your body, and your cock is all covered like ive sucked it.. and.. im not sure, but i feel something
ravnoc: incestposts: My brother came home drunk and I helped him to get his room. And that is my reward. I hope he would not discover I fuck him when he gets sober. 💦💦🍆👍
thornbury1: kristi8n: drunk Wife getting fucked by my brother before she realized it was not me Always knew she had a beautiful fuckable cunt and this just shows what a wonderful slut she is. She needs to be reblogged so everybody sees what a sexy
ashlynnaimes-erotica: hotfilth: My gf’s best friend did something similar one time when we were all drunk and naked. Not nearly this forcefully though… I want to be the one in the middle
goldenshowergals: Good choice of pissing location but not enough piss for this lady when she’s totally begging to be soaked. He really should have drunk more to make it worthwhile.
onthekneesnow: This will teach the little bitch not to pass out drunk again. If he’s going to act like an ass, you can treat him like one.
clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually assaulted
noweveryonesgone: I come home drunk and horny from a night out with the girls, my fiancee is away for the night with his friends. I need sorting out and no one else is gonna lick my pussy so why not him, yes I’ll probably let him fuck me too it’s
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