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pardonmewhileipanic: drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD
shagurlwho: ishipitlikeups: For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful. That’s not a joke that’s a gift
ivoryrosewood: kane52630: THIS IS REAL AND NOT A JOKE TOSS EM OUT https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/19/well/eat/romaine-lettuce-salad-food-poisoning-e-coli.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/20/health/romaine-lettuce-e-coli-outbreak-bn/index.html DON’T
doctra-sea-pea:this right here is the most brutal moment in all of simpsons history. not even joking.
hungwy: hungwy: No more or i start blocking and parrying this sounds funny but its not a joke i will drain your stamina
doctra-sea-pea: this right here is the most brutal moment in all of simpsons history. not even joking.
camyumyume: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. ITS FUCKING BACK
slippyflippers:prokopetz: prokopetz:Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer. Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy
hiveswap:Let me make this clear i dont want to hear a single word from any american about this. I am in a neighbouring country, but I dont even know if I should be speaking out. This is not a joke. People are dying. fuck off.
that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
venchy replied to your post:venchy replied to your post:Try and tell… IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW I TRIED TO CALL YOU AND HONESTLY IM SHAKING AND IM IN TEARS THIS IS NOT A JOKE I’M CALLING BITCH
iswearimnotnaked: quetzelcoatl: iswearimnotnaked: lms if squat pooping changed ur life Nice shitpost squat pooping is not a joke my friend
dehbonair: showerthoughtsofficial: Your belly button is just your old mouth. Not even joking, this gave me a mental breakdown
spartanlocke: flawedvictori: flawedvictori: spartanlocke: Queen Yo that’s me lmao I’m not even joking, that’s, literally me. GUYS WE FOUND THE QUEEN
theconcealedweapon:If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights.And that’s not a joke or an exaggeration.If criminals don’t have rights, then all the government has to do
she-nya-nigans:I’m not even joking when I say that if you sit in this room, Purry (age 19, never learned how to read) will be sitting on you in under 30 seconds
bikerbitch:dmtsilo:bikerbitch: i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe kiss me
manywinged:manywinged:i’m not even joking how to train your dragon is in my opinion one of the best films ever made in terms of its themes and the messages it wants you to take away from it alone. but it doesn’t stop there. it ALSO has an
zicko:hypotheticalpeople:Guy who got the death penalty but he survived so they just let him leavethis reminds me of a joke. so theres this bulgarian guy right? loves trains, has loved trains since he was a kid. one day, the bulgarian railroad association
quendergeer:sleepy-bebby:Identity theft is not a joke
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
riku-eosphorus: (( Accurate description of Riku’s relationship with soralovesyou not even joking. Their whole life is a honeymoon to them and they spend all free time in bed. ))
thefourthwavebegins: mypetitmal: notjustbitchy: sorayachemaly: NOT A JOKE: Photos from Personhood for Women Also, check out National Advocates for Pregnant Women, org that stands up for the rights of women (often the ones with the least means) who
xtemptingx: Not even joking but this top and my boobs, it’s just fantastic -kitten
harlequinfairy: ok everyone not even joking one time i was walking home from work and one of the roads i take a shortcut down there was literally a pack of cats exactly like this just all chilling together in silence and when i walked past they all
thenicestkidsingallifrey: supernaturaljackass: angelsareweeping: ask-jackoverlandfrost: accio-jackfrost: halloween-hooligan: neveryoumindhowthetrainislost: youjustrealized: Play Here! ((GUYS THIS GUESSED GLOYD I’M NOT EVEN JOKING IT KNOWS
sacaswagea: i am literally on at least one electronic at all times this is not a joke
authoritydangerheartkilljoy: princerammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking.
gcarras: nosoytuchiste: I’m Not a Joke (No Soy Tu Chiste) is a campaign spreading awareness for the LGBTI community through art and design, created by Daniel Arzola (@Arzola_d) in light of the recent violent acts against the sexually diverse community
peashooter85: Weird Cold War Shenanigans —- Operation Acoustic Kitty (Note; this is not a joke, it was a real historical event) At the height of the Cold War, America’s master spy agency approved a bizarre yet audacious plan to get a leg up on the
I’m Not a Joke (No Soy Tu Chiste) is a campaign spreading awareness for the LGBTI community through art and design, created by Daniel Arzola (@Arzola_d) in light of the recent violent acts against the sexually diverse community in Venezuela and the
x-benedict-cumberbatch-x: watsonsdick: Can this please happen on BBC’s Sherlock at John’s wedding? XD Honestly I’m not even joking this is ALL I ask, if nothing else let them dance for God’s sake!
staff: we’re shutting down tumblr tomorrow. for good. this is not a joke Nice one tumblr.
lowendynes: uhh this picture just made me cry NOT EVEN JOKING
daveyofficial: danisontnonfire: thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties They need to be stopped First kiss besides his mom
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
beefsquatch: adventuretitan: SHE DRESSED AS BLOSSOM? I had such a crush on her not even gon’ lie. this is why my hair is red. so my boyfriend will love me
missdanidaniels: princerammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking. My hero.
sisterreisaid:sleepy-bebby:Identity theft is not a joke Dog and sog
trekheritageposts: vulcannic: vulcannic: vulcannic:vulcannic: vulcannic: vulcannic: vulcannic: 2017 mood 2018 mood 2019 mood 2020 mood i’m not fucking joking this time folks 2021 mood 2022: 2023 star trek heritage post (January 21st,
thistangledtongue: fandomsandfeminism: dirtydarwin: brute-reason: Still Not a Joke — Good Awareness Campaign From Just Detention International What if your kid went to jail for trying pot, something that is very probable if your kid is black and
danisontnonfire: thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties They need to be stopped
alatss:gerardgayofficial:move-on-go-beyond: a-sad-guy: greeneggsangraham: saltunderthesea: This broke my fucking heart This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke. I’m crying This broke my heart this is real ocd,
drugsruleeverythingaroundme: ruinedchildhood: The greatest love story of our generation. Not even joking
merrytrash: nosoytuchiste: I’m Not a Joke is a campaign spreading awareness for the LGBTI community through art and design, created by Daniel Arzola (@Arzola_d) in light of the recent violent acts against the sexually diverse community in Venezuela.
plantedinspace: alatss:gerardgayofficial:move-on-go-beyond:a-sad-guy: greeneggsangraham: saltunderthesea: This broke my fucking heart This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke. I’m crying This broke my heart
mycroftrh:ruffboijuliaburnsides:star-anise:Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!Get it fromScarleteen Not even joking, y'all, Scarleteen is an amazing resource that deserves attention and (if you’ve got the cash for it) donations so they can
mereperf: ask-miss-frost: Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
otp-overload: hikikomoiri: Being told I look cute Not even joking that is 100% accurate
I was to ever touch an Audi R8, I’d probably cry tears of joy. Not even joking.
sartorus:gold snake penis bracelet detail at nyfw fw15 im done like that guy Ima buy that penis bracelet not even joking
