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hunkdude: #hott #gayxxx Samson Scott. I’m there for you, Sam. mansurfer: Randy Blue - Samson Scott - I was a little worried when I first met Samson. He was wearing these baggy clothes and would not stop joking around. As charming as he was, I didnt
thelastpilot: whitebear-ofthe-watertribe: the-hero-is-gone: ouran-high-school-host-club-fan: sugarxclouds: WHAT A GOOD TIME TO BE ALIVE. Source I AM LEGIT CRYING HAPPY TEARS LIKE YES I LOVE LIFE @we-are-all-damned show Britt too IM NOT EVEN JOKING
hashtagartistlife: Miraculous doodle dump, pt 1or: When I told you i’d drawn no less than 139 pages of ML art in less than a month I was not fucking joking there are captions on the photos. Also a part 2 is on its way
ivoryrosewood: kane52630: THIS IS REAL AND NOT A JOKE TOSS EM OUT https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/19/well/eat/romaine-lettuce-salad-food-poisoning-e-coli.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/20/health/romaine-lettuce-e-coli-outbreak-bn/index.html DON’T
cannabiscaitlin: I’m not even joking guys.
blondebrainpower:Sleeping with a sprawler is not a joke.
thearideziak: that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking It’s better than ‘betting someone
cumfacialextremist: Jasmne Byrne is one of the best at taking huge loads. Shes darling too. Just look at her. Tell me you dont want to dump a load on her right now. I do. Right now. Seriously. Not a joke.
samuelvasnormandy: stopheterophobia: By the way guys, this is actually NOT A JOKE this is on the HAM facebook page I checked (Some people were saying that it isn’t on there and it is, go look for yourself) But okay, this one is just going a little
larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN
thistangledtongue: fandomsandfeminism: dirtydarwin: brute-reason: Still Not a Joke — Good Awareness Campaign From Just Detention International What if your kid went to jail for trying pot, something that is very probable if your kid is black and
gavindamiangray: cutelittlepuppygirl: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. I love this video Lolz
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD
sallymolay: The Trans Art of Daniel Arzola I’m Not A Joke (No Soy Tu Chiste) was begun in Venezuela by writer, illustrator, and activist Daniel Arzola. It became the first Venezuelan viral campaign that through art raised awareness of the prejudice
i want to sit and color this all in.i’m not even joking.
FUN FACT! John Harvey Kellogg invented the corn flake to help reduce sexual desire and prevent masturbation. I am not even joking. I’m studying for a test and this is in the textbook. - Admin X
sawizuka: Art by 理原Rate and/or fav the artist!~Translation by me (if you spot errors in the original please DO TELL ME; I’m still learning A LOT - thus English is not my mother tongue so it’s even harder for me ;A;)
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shagurlwho:ishipitlikeups:For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.That’s not a joke that’s a gift
snailytoaster: slytherinlynx: jinglejongle: mariellani: jinglejongle: mariellani: shit-me-sideways: zacharymerricks: So apparently nasa changed the dates for the zodiacs??? I’m not Pisces I’m Aquarius?????? Ya I think that makes me a Scorpio
theconcealedweapon:If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights.And that’s not a joke or an exaggeration.If criminals don’t have rights, then all the government has to do
lemme-holla-at-you: fashionandlouboutins101: itsghoulish: This turns me on Like not even joking XIXI ^^
strictly-chaotic: Stiles and his not-knot jokes.
colgek: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN
thebeautyofmoonlight: dudeufugly: do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably? Every single time.
amoyed: when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plate
melliescrofano: Tatiana Maslany getting emotional at a fan question during the 2014 official Orphan Black panel (x)
ariz0nart: I’m not even joking, that was my first time trying Capri-Sun
Omg is this for real? I’m finally getting financial aid money? Haha why tho? Idk. But if this is not a joke, I am happy! Haha wooo. I thought I never qualified! I hope the 跍 will cover for my books haha even though the most I ever spent was like
justdilla: OH MY GOD I CANT BREATH WTF MADE THESE GUYS DO THIS OMG I SERIOUSLY NEED THESE HORSE HEADS IN MY LIFE AND ID WALK AROUND CAMPUS DOING THIS TO PEOPLE IM NOT EVEN JOKING FUCK ME KEVIN, i see you again hahaha staahp
yourmajestyyy: so me and my friend were joking around and I asked her “how do white people kiss if they don’t have lips” and she typed it into google and this is the FIRST thing that shows up. uh the fuck type shit is this! One: she spelled kiss
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
jamaicanamazon: blackaudacity: danajohnsonnn: dabeatnik: thesickestsinner: lazy-assed-conqueror: morianrhod: lenadreamsingold: la-venere-nera: Why I created this blog. So used to this. & If you think like this, you can eat my ass right after
realdowntomarsgirll: tzefira: highlitemami: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s
woodmeat: thegameswelove: sheeeesh. this how we do cops in my city😠 I think they got arrested after that IIRC–not even joking.
zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but
black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never let black people
ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes. Here’s the thing. If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding
tehzee: supermonkeyscientist: workinginavideogamestudio: (Thanks Rachel!) Not even joking I’ve never understood UV mapping until just now. As a 3D modeler, I can vouch for this being 100% correct.
glumshoe: adragon-slayer: glumshoe: be-our-221b-guest: glumshoe: in 2011 my friend was playing with my hair and I joked that my deactivation switch was hidden on my scalp and we both laughed a few moments later, he stroked the back of my head
littledollygingersnaps:meowboii:riiri-chan:still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. I am beyond in love with this
alwaysbewoke: sotouchy: dementorkissmycooch: These parents are “cruel” but my mother was following the norm. These girls cry because of their Black dolls and I was supposed to beg for White baby dolls at their age. 1. My Blackness is not a joke
meatfighter: the clowns lives matter shit is really fucked up to mefor two reasonsthe negative connotations clowns have towards black people (the afros and lips and stuff)and the fact that clowns are just jokeslike this shit not a joke, black people
carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH
steven: bogleech: sandandglass: Source How is this real and not a joke from a satirical science fiction novel about a dystopian polluted future That is so creepy and surreal.
shagurlwho: ishipitlikeups: For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful. That’s not a joke that’s a gift
totaku-eternal: HE SAID IT!!!HE F*CKING SAID IT!!VIKTOR MY BOY YOU BETTER NOT BE JOKING!! WHAT DID I SAY?!WHAT DID I SAY?!
dead-spex: blood-folder: barebackjubei: teh-ray: When you have a lot as unrequited as them, sometimes you just have to let a princess get captured in other to see the other again. O MY GAHD MY FORBIDDEN OTP. I’m not even joking. …i like i never
wordsmythologic: karkatsaysfuck: voculabulary: chaoticwaltz: badwolfsourwolf: georgetakei: Never thought of it from that angle. that is not acute joke. i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh i’m pretty sure neither of you is right they are telling
salmonpynk replied to your post: just to kill time and curiosity Teddiursa, Ursaring and Torterra c: You have a thing with bears….wait Torterra is not a bear :c
laviarray replied to your post:laviarray replied to your post: “laviarray replied… Awww… You’re not a joke. what chu talking about, of course I am
milfd0utloquita: From the other night 😂 I think everyone can understand why Them clouds are not a joke 😗💨
randydave69: randydave69: I have asked politely now I must insist! GO AWAY from MY BLOG if you are under 18 years old PLEASE!!!!!! This is not a JOKE I mean it!
homobiologist: im worried that one day drake bell will get violently murdered by a belieber im not even joking
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
anonocopia: There’s a ‘miners not minors’ joke here somewhere.
meowboii:riiri-chan:still one of the best videos everThis is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. I want to make a video like this. Really.. really. Truly….