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natural–blues: onemuseleft: shisno: sarcasticnursejess: thelittledrunkapple: How women prepare for first dates Bonus: How men prepare for first dates: Accurate. Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.
thewolfsdoctor: ten to tentoo: you know what? imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. so i thank youtentoo: *makes out with rose*ten, sobbing: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE
lauraannegilman: voidbat: disappointed-pero-not-surprised: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares
russian-and-soviet-cinema: Natasha, are you asleep? It’s already 6 a.m., Natasha. Get up, we’ve knocked everything down over there. We’ve knocked down every thing, Natasha, this is not a joke.
badjokesbyjeff: COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriouslyA former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he’d won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
slippyflippers:prokopetz: prokopetz:Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer. Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy
privilige: succeeds: eliaca: Reblog and make a wish did this and it worked, so… it actually fucking works not even joking
sorry: Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
bogleech: sandandglass: Source How is this real and not a joke from a satirical science fiction novel about a dystopian polluted future
shippersona: Hey. hey. Hey, guys. You know how everyone likes to point out Doctor Who actors in the Harry Potter movies? Well, remember this guy? Guess who his grandfather is NOT EVEN JOKING THIS HAS BEEN AN INFORMATIONAL POST
fueledbyanimation: princerammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking. iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER It’s owned by Fred Phelps’ granddaughter.
homobiologist: im worried that one day drake bell will get violently murdered by a belieber im not even joking
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
shagurlwho:ishipitlikeups: For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful. That’s not a joke that’s a gift
what-i-learned-from-silent-hill: Submitted by: gamersarea This is very poignant! Love is a very big, central theme in most of the games - not romantic love, mind, but the love you have for people you care about (most often that of family, especially
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
littlekingjulienthings: “average person likes to move it move it” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person does not like to move it move it. King Julien, who likes to move it move it 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn
pretty much every single time I or someone else says “what was that noise?” I need to follow it up with “whose footprints are these?” Its pretty obnoxious but I can’t not do it
beanbeankingdom: literallysokka: OH MY GODDDDD this is a dream come true …This is fakeThe account that posted it is a joke account. Aw :(
megamadridista4life: Should I be worried about this? No, this is not a joke, this is an actual tweet. Here. Apparently, this has happened to Emily Patridge. Even Ryan Pequin, a Regular Show storyboard artist confirms this. Ryan Pequin’s Twitter
SU probably has heavily storyboard-based writing because if someone wrote that Pearl had to be facing forward but were not the one who’d have to draw it they’d probably get punched in the face
slasher9485:alcheminty: hodge-podge-cosplay:vodka-and-flower-crowns: kingofthecasuals!!!! It made it to the dashs!! GO D DAMMIT THIS TOOK ME 2 YEARS TO UNDERSTAND THIS WHAT THE F- Someone please tell me the joke The coke says ‘legend’,
It’s always kind of frustrated me that when in “Joking Victim” Steven asked what the tape was and Sadie said “It’s like a DVD shaped like a box” a lot of people decided that meant Steven didn’t know what a videotape was and didn’t have
I still find it hilarious that my parents got me a cake with flowers as a joke. They think I’m normal.
You know the saying “bullet with your name on it? Well, here is a bullet with my name on it!! (Jacketed .45 hollow point) *I would like to stress the point that I do not own a gun, and the fact that I even own a bullet is random; and the bullet
Day fourteen of Drawlloween 2017, and today’s theme was, “Owl Be Back”. I… I honestly couldn’t resist drawing this… I’m not sorry.
This is absolutely hilarious! Could not stop laughing at this!
spencestar: yoquierouno: Wanna be with you. Not even joking I totally thought those were balls. Like, giant balls.
She-Hulk - Judge, Jury and Executioner - Cartoon PinUpOutrage! I’ll appeal to this cruel punishment. …Not! :DPatreon Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Tero - Tying the Knot - Cartoon PinUp Commission When tying the knot - It’s not the length of the rope, it’s the technique that matters ARRRH ARRRH :DCommission for https://www.deviantart.com/terrormokes of his OC Tero, sexy shark girl
Reindeer Girl - Dinner is Coming - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Santa is a strict boss, but he gives reindeer his best corn :)Last years I did a a couple of reindeer girls, so why not this year too. Hope you all are ready for the Holidays and that you’re
Becky - Down The Hatch - Cartoon PinUp CommissionHide your sausages and candy balls, she’ll swallow them all :DCommission for https://www.deviantart.com/sasuke2588 of his OC Becky, aka Belly Girl, showcasing her skill with the meat. And not just
Chel - Wet - Cartoon PinUp Sketch *happy armadillo noises* :)Another Chel, this time from a different, well not so different :), angle.——————Commissions are closed now. If you want to support me and my art, you can
nerdypartyman: Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything. WHAT IS THIS
lemonteaflower: i’m not even joking.
bransexual: theblackandgreenmartian: kyleehenke: I cannot be stopped Is this how Christina Aguilera makes her food? Not even joking when I say I legit do this when cooking
reverseracism: eclecticcookie: 90sdefect: tolbiac110: waitingforeldorado: Posting this here for those who would like to vote for a Democrat, just not the one that will screw us all over. Bernie Sanders seems like the best way to go. Bernie seems
thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties
i could eat the world raw
things-buppy-likes:Literally not even joking but I’d fucking die for thick thighs, wrap those bastards around me and just.. kill me, go to town!
best april fool's joke ever
trainhopper: if my house was on fire i would probably run back in to save my laptop i’m not even joking
shagurlwho: ishipitlikeups: For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful. That’s not a joke that’s a gift
automatomik:adriftinthecosmos: coochietickler: sourcedumal: WELP message you can hear people deliberately “not see” this on their dash. WELL DAMN
shagurlwho:ishipitlikeups:For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.That’s not a joke that’s a gift
theabcsofjustice: puja723: octosmagiccastle: I REALLY hope this isn’t an April Fools joke… WHAT IS THIS?! :OOOOO @zelka94 @rainbowsburningstars @theabcsofjustice @hiramiyugioh I’m betting that it’s probably a fandub, but damn it’s a
Trashshipping is not an acceptable ship name.
xfileslesbian: shadow-dragoon: deary0uth: xfileslesbian: petition for straight white boys to not be allowed to pursue a film major at any college anywhere for the next 50 years or ever my roommate is a straight white boy pursuing a degree in film
clientsfromhell: Open call for a comic artist posted to a social media community. Not a joke post. This guy was dead serious, and screamed at me when I pointed out all the problems with his “contract” offer. ฮ for two years of open-ended work.
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
certifiedhypocrite: creamdrops:superamiuniverse:This site is shitIs this really a fucking thing now USE OUR MESSENGER. WORSHIP THE BLUE ABYSSSSS OF TUMBLR Hah! It’s not a joke O_O
stellarsarah: This dude walks around campus everyday with a potted plant on his head I’m not even joking
RAPE IS NOT A JOKE!!!
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yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: this… yeah he can pop in and see dr thunderland jr im sure that will go gayly i mean greatly that’s not the only thing that’ll be popping between them
blktauna: princerammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking. made of awesome and win
