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hyoudov: First love is a time. Once it passes, it’s gone. Now you have to give a new love and a new time a chance. It might not be the experience or the purity of first love, but out of that scar is a love that grows and becomes a little more
alicecomedies: awesome disney characters→ Nani Pelekai No! You’re not taking her! I’m the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won’t stand a chance!
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marfmellow:rihanna knows she is not of this world. and she rubs that in our faces every chance she gets.
formerlymyladymother-blog: robb, 17, westeros. king in the north. chances are you know my name, but NOT my story. fuck lannisters. fuck joffrey. fuck betrothals (lmao love my baby talisa two months strong <3). fuck moms i dont need your shit. fuck
mstoutnes: Increase your chances of hooking up with the real girl and not getting scammed by reading and following these advices.
twloha: Tetsuo Kondo created “A Path in the Forest” in Estonia, giving park visitors a chance to walk in and around the trees, not just among them. Do you ever find beauty or healing in nature?
pomfette: i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound
I’m not allowed to tell them I love them, so I show it instead. Every chance I get.
riyoka:if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
the-grace-of-cas: sonianeverland: hey hey friend dont kill yourself tonight ok you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again youre really important and
friendlysquid:me: *gets upset at you* me: *tells you I’m mad in the most passive aggressive way possible* me: *apologizes for getting upset before you even have a chance to respond* me: *invalidates my own emotions* me: *gets upset at you for not caring
misomachine:not taking any chances
thecultivationofideas: For people with social anxiety, EVERY message they send feels like a “risky message,” not just the ones with heavy emotional content. Every conversation feels like a chance to say something wrong and destroy a perfectly lovely
cassboltonxxx: mike-peace: This was supposed to be up last thursday, but I could only do that now. Well, this means that this week we’ll have two comics =D Not everything is bad. If I am ever [EVER on the very small off chance] a father…. This
bass-fucker: the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th August 2015 October
blinkyxx: the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th August 2015 October
browsedankmemes: Not taking any chances
askbombasticblake: thesassycat: You can only reblog this today. I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
noivilbo: i don’t know why you asked me not to give up on you when i know there’s no chance that you and i will be back together again. why do you give me such high hopes? i feel like you’re lying to me… you don’t have enough time, ever. you
noctissmash: megablaziken: okay but did it need lightning her name is ‘storm’ not ‘light showers with a chance of sun’
certifiedhypocrite: red-valentine: I’m redesigning Lait! Finally getting a chance to use her, just this time I’m switching it up to DnD 5th edition. Some friendos from uni are happy with me playing my milky healer despite it not being a ERPG, so
angie-andrea: Speed: Unknown. Size: Unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance, hide and pray it does not find you.
blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
lilrockr: lovejustrochelle: callmemaria17: atl-definedbody: vinebox: Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week Just doing what i was told It’s always good to be hopeful Not taking any chances. Waiting for a call from
I’ll flip a coin. Heads, you get to orgasm. Tails, wait another month for your next chance. You won’t know which until you come, or not… No, you can’t check the coin. Don’t you trust me?
vanilla-chastity: Isn’t the fantasy of what it would be like if I let you have an orgasm so much better than the reality could ever be? Not that I’m ever going to give you the chance to compare.
vanilla-chastity: flr-captions: I’ll flip a coin. Heads, you get to orgasm. Tails, wait another month for your next chance. You won’t know which until you come, or not… No, you can’t check the coin. Don’t you trust me? This is one one mine
vanilla-chastity: Mindfulness and meditation will help with the intense frustration and constant, all-consuming arousal you feel. Take your mind off the fact you haven’t had an orgasm for months. Try not to think about how you won’t have the chance
ashleyvc88: oraclegazes: hoodoo-hoodlum: karayray1: mjayyy99: With how much I’m stressed about money I really need to find some🙏🏾 Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me. !!! Why chance it?
urbabygirllee: badgyal-k: ashleyvc88: oraclegazes: hoodoo-hoodlum: karayray1: mjayyy99: With how much I’m stressed about money I really need to find some🙏🏾 Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me. !!! Why chance it? I got my money when
kairo-koutureee: urbabygirllee: badgyal-k: ashleyvc88: oraclegazes: hoodoo-hoodlum: karayray1: mjayyy99: With how much I’m stressed about money I really need to find some🙏🏾 Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me. !!! Why chance it?
smitethepatriarchy: rspnsblprty: weloveshortvideos: mankind stands no chance this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK I’m just not sure what the umbrella spear guy’s endgame was there.
clockworkcanary: seperis: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: builtbybeans: I think that no matter how far behind Trump looks in the polls, we all still need to take the election seriously and go vote againqst him. Not only to ensure that he has no chance
sexaulity: writeasrayne: sexaulity: Is This Actually Funny or Am I Just Sleep Deprived? A novel by me Chances Are It’s Not, But At Least I’m Happy. The sequel. …this was such a wholesome addition….thank u
alkonium: celticpyro: skip-is-tired: thesovereignempress: pixelrey: Source: u/Achaewa on reddit [x] “This is our chance to eliminate sex” YOU FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I ask SW fandom who is the real villain, because it’s certainly not Kylo!
aegipan-omnicorn: dilfweed: the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th August
bicaz: ruffboijuliaburnsides: bicaz: please do not force an lgbt label onto anne frank. she died before she had the chance to explore her sexuality and if you need to think of her as lgbt to have empathy for her you need to reconsider how you think
dumbass-bitch-disease: aegipan-omnicorn: dilfweed: the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this
thatpettyblackgirl: Not just fired. Jailed!!! That was straight up abuse. No more forgiveness. None! This has been done to us waaaay too many times to be a coincidence or mere chance now they are doing this mess deliberately and at will. They see
rat-with-coffee:quillsink:pat-e-cheese:heckinsnekboi:toxic-electricity:lightning that has a chance to trans your gender (do not attempt) but the trans my gender lights D: Transgenderfication beam trans flag picked w/ colours from this this is what the
crippledasinfuckyou:Able bodied parents I’m begging you to teach your kids about disabled people. Not just because they could become disabled themselves one day but also because even if they don’t, they have a very real chance of being rude
quillsink:pat-e-cheese:heckinsnekboi:toxic-electricity:lightning that has a chance to trans your gender (do not attempt) but the trans my gender lights D: Transgenderfication beam trans flag picked w/ colours from this
“Summer, after all, is a time when wonderful things can happen to quiet people. For those few months, you’re not required to be who everyone thinks you are, and that cut-grass smell in the air and the chance to dive into the deep end of a pool
“Your life is your life. Don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission. Be on the watch. There are ways out. There is a light somewhere. It may not be much light but it beats the darkness. Be on the watch. The gods will offer you chances. Know
“She knew every single one of us. Gave us the chance to share in her bed. We all took comfort that she was here and we were not alone. The princess had nothing but love to give.” ~James W. Bodden, The Red Light Princess
sumisa-lily: “Summer, after all, is a time when wonderful things can happen to quiet people. For those few months, you’re not required to be who everyone thinks you are, and that cut-grass smell in the air and the chance to dive into the deep end
the-fittest-feminist: thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: pardonmewhileipanic:stunningpicture:A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 secondsnature is brutal The poor thing did not stand a chance ;_;
riyoka: if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
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