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amateurbreasts: Can’t believe it’s not photoshopped! WOAH! This girl looks totally amazing but I’m not convinced that the picture isn’t photoshopped.  I’m posting it because if by some chance it’s real then I will accept
meatluvvr: Kimmi the meat girl pleases her butcher Kimmi’s not afraid. She’s always known that she’s meat. But when she comes through my slaughter station, it’s her lucky day. Not only does she get harvested for meat, but she gets a chance to
unfriendlybambi: f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of
I’m too weak … I can not move … the kryptonite is killing me … I will not have any chance … oh … pain!
floofysergal: the-absolute-funniest-posts: not taking any chances Too poor not to share
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homoqueers: hellativity: dean-cas-love: arwwenn: fruitcrocs:not even fuckin risking it at this stage reblogging this again because it fucking works I’m not taking any chances. stress level: reblogging the lucky pencil My half yearlies are this
alalae: raquelthingsr: dean-cas-love: arwwenn: fruitcrocs:not even fuckin risking it at this stage reblogging this again because it fucking works I’m not taking any chances. I HAVE 2 TESTS TOMORROW AND I NEED 9/10 IN EACH ONE PLEASE HELP ME
f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies.
surprisebitch: isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically not losing this chance
nerissaidgaf: We could happen. Its simple. It doesn’t have to be now, but I’m sure that if you gave us a chance, we could happen. I want this. You might not want it as much as I do, and this may not be the best decision that we’re making, but I
speedofsoundsketches: Remember to give yourself a chance to calm down. Not everything is perfect. It’s just a video game. And it’s not even part of the canon franchise. Let slow breaths bring you back to reality and allow yourself to relax.
morgothic: “I am not a serving-woman. I can ride and wield blade, and I do not fear either pain or death. But I do fear to stay behind bars, until use and old age accept them, and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recall or desire.”
w-0nderwoman: childspose–and–openroads: justtheralife: dean-cas-love: arwwenn: fruitcrocs:not even fuckin risking it at this stage reblogging this again because it fucking works I’m not taking any chances. Relevant Finalssss
todaysdirtysecretis: When my big brother and I come back home to visit our parents, it’s not the sex I miss most. And if it was, I know the man would be glad to sneak around for a chance to get that thick cock of his wet. It’s not being able to fuck
ltbhtf2002: gagganator: I did not appreciate how short Jaime was with me, so at the first chance we had alone, she was taught a lesson. This was not the lesson; this was simply the foreplay to the lesson. Amazing Paris Kennedy Gif right here
bichrissy: I’m not a redhead so there’s not even a chance any of these are me… but I thought you guys might enjoy them!
super-who-locked-in: nowaitstop: You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals. reblogging cause im not taking any chances, need all the help i can get
fallinginloveisnevereasy: worldof—chances: I’m not even gonna deny that I find this extremely sexy. oh Thomas… I’ve seen him with a fag in his mouth - I went to the shop with him to get his fags haha! Its not very often I like guys who
You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or not? If your key is inside I’ll unlock you and you can have your way with me: any way you want. But if it’s not, that’s another month before you get the chance to be unlocked again.
You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or not? If your key is inside I’ll unlock you and you can have your way with me: any way you want. But if it’s not, that’s another month before you get the chance to be unlocked again. Or you can choose
haczeynsfw replied to your post: It was a completely non-sexual drawing…What’d you post?Just a drawing of Wong’s harpy girl. Not sexual or anything, but I’m also not taking any chances so I deleted the two drawings. I don’t know how trigger
viria:I totally do not blame Burdge’s gorgeous drawings for bringing back my obsession with Soul-Maka and not giving me the chance to truly forget them.
sarahshahipls:I’m not sure what kind of luck the 贓 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances
geekandmisandry: tittydrjackson: Not titties, but this is dope… I reblogged for the post but also because I don’t know when I’ll ever get a chance to reblog something that says “not titties, but this is dope”. ^ renlogging for the caption
The one weekend I’m not in town and Markiplier will be in NYC. DAMN THE LUCK Not like I had a chance of actually meeting the guy because NYC is flippity huge, but still. Gonna cross my fingers for MAGfest, though. I still have that Tiny Box Tim
cudl: monstror: reidsass: friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for
rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
All those inspirational tumblr posts that tell you to fight for them, not give up, take a chance, etc do NOT work in the real world. You’ll end up looking pathetic or crazy or both.
airagorncharda: 0xalis: uh actually dont? yell at hets for using words like datemate and partner? because there is always a chance that one of them is a closeted trans person and they’re trying to not misgender them while also not outing them and
cresentcube: DO NOT USE PIRANHA PLANT IN ALL STAR MODE!!!! WARNING!!!!!!! DO NOT USE PIRANHA PLANT IN ALL-STAR MODE IN SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE!!!!!!! There is a very high chance that using the new fighter Piranha Plant in All-Star mode in Smash Bros.
This is your last chance with me. You understand that? Correct?It doesn’t matter if it is not your fault.It could be the weather.It could be one of my teachers.It could be my parents.It could be something I ate.It just will not matter.If you do not
flr-captions: You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or not? If your key is inside I’ll unlock you and you can have your way with me: any way you want. But if it’s not, that’s another month before you get the chance to be unlocked again. Or
dianaprinceofthemyscira: This is not the end!!!I know it feels like things are hopeless now that the senate has voted to pass the tax bill, but we still have a chance!!! Not only can we still save net neutrality, we can CALL OUR REPS and demand that
trashfirefallon: Killmonger should have been redeemed and not Loki. Killmonger not only had his father ripped away from him at a very young age, he was submerged in inequality and racism, which doesn’t excuse his actions, but given a second chance
blackbirds-on-the-marsh:apas-95:pupyjpeg:Oh no I’m seeing dumb posts about how to disable the police robot dogs againLet’s be clear. You are not going to have a chance to fucking turn it over and pull the battery out, and you are not going
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not
uupiic: urbanjoker:goldenlady25:blk-xnic0rn:stonedwithcupid:kittensandlove:prettyfuckingepic:sexxxpensive:Nope. Not taking any chances.Not risking it Better safe than sorry man Nope not risking it homie .-. welp lol Gosh why do I keep doing this
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
ehot611: Lizardmen Taste New Fuck Toy | Release (with sound) Usually, when you spend over 10 hours on animation, the result looks already not so aroused, but not in this case. Ivy so hot :3 Support me on Patreon and you will have a chance win in monthly
Inktoeber artwork 2, studying bit of Grey Impact’s style. Not sure if they have a tumblr or not, but check out their work if you get the chance.
penlink: Inktoeber artwork 2, studying bit of Grey Impact’s style. Not sure if they have a tumblr or not, but check out their work if you get the chance. Inktober reblog roundup
slbtumblng: floofysergal: the-absolute-funniest-posts: not taking any chances Too poor not to share Give me a Switch, Reggie!
matainfanciasdraws: I’m not able to continue with the other sketches, my digital pencil is not working well apparently… so this is the chance to work it out manually (best known as “the way with no ctrl-z”). Greg, you’re so damn handsome!
carmensandi-ego:goldenlady25: blk-xnic0rn:stonedwithcupid:kittensandlove:prettyfuckingepic:sexxxpensive:Nope. Not taking any chances.Not risking it Better safe than sorry man Nope not risking it homie .-. welp lol *LOUD SIGH*
blk-xnic0rn:stonedwithcupid:kittensandlove:prettyfuckingepic:sexxxpensive:Nope. Not taking any chances.Not risking itBetter safe than sorry man Nope not risking it homie .-. can’t
goldenlady25: blk-xnic0rn:stonedwithcupid:kittensandlove:prettyfuckingepic:sexxxpensive:Nope. Not taking any chances.Not risking it Better safe than sorry man Nope not risking it homie .-. welp lol
blk-xnic0rn:stonedwithcupid:kittensandlove:prettyfuckingepic:sexxxpensive:Nope. Not taking any chances.Not risking itBetter safe than sorry man Nope not risking it homie .-.
kramergate: the world will not end if you draw a pic of your favorite character hugging you/an idealized character of your design; your artistic integrity will not be compromised; you will not lose future or current chances to be a professional artist.
prittekitte: coramackenzie: b&w ❥ I have danced with this decision all too much recently. Though I may not ever take the chance to risk my heart with a man ever again, I can not and WILL not keep it from my girls. To the world at large they
urbanjoker:goldenlady25: blk-xnic0rn:stonedwithcupid:kittensandlove:prettyfuckingepic:sexxxpensive:Nope. Not taking any chances.Not risking it Better safe than sorry man Nope not risking it homie .-. welp lol Gosh why do I keep doing this
My period is due in a couple of days so of course I am upset because I want to be pregnant and my brain is flipping itself inside out because I am not and I am not even close to being pregnant there’s not even a chance of it lmao It’ll pass
