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geekandmisandry: tittydrjackson: Not titties, but this is dope… I reblogged for the post but also because I don’t know when I’ll ever get a chance to reblog something that says “not titties, but this is dope”.
theefutureflesh: f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of
quotelounge: Good Vibes HERE I fucking hope not. =_= There’s a broad who pops into my thoughts all the time whom I barely know and have barely hung out with… I have no chance with her… this better not be fucking true. =_=
ehot611: Lizardmen Taste New Fuck Toy | Release (with sound) Usually, when you spend over 10 hours on animation, the result looks already not so aroused, but not in this case. Ivy so hot :3 Support me on Patreon and you will have a chance win in monthly
thebigending: That’s not PG Batista… I’m not hating on you…but I would gladly suck on your balls if given the chance! :P
bemusedlybespectacled: for the record, original series kirk was not a womanizer he did not sleep with “green skinned alien babes” or whatever every chance he got let’s compare lists, shall we? list of all the women kirk has canonically had sex
mlp-shipping-challenge: This does not count as the post for Rainbow and Pinkie, since they did not recieve any art (and will get more chances later!) But as of the end of the day, we got late entries for the earlier challenge, Hoity Toity x Photo Finish!
rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
Okay. This is a good day. Not.Listen you fucking jackass, I only do what’s printed in the fucking instructions. If there’s a fucking BIOS setting that needs to be done and it’s not listed in the fucking papers, then the chances are that
Also yeah Gravity managed to not get my money with their newest costume box. However. Putting the goddamn +8 refine deeds, a hat that I do NOT have yet AND a chance at a Deviling Card as prizes in the snail game tonight… Yeah okay you won this
Time to fuel my hatred. Look. At. This. FUCKING. LOOK.This is the reason WHY Lars Brüggeman (GER) and Keith Kaval (USA) are NOT WELCOME this year. Because of these two morons CLEARLY siding with Russia, we did not even stand a chance! We had no way of
floofysergal: the-absolute-funniest-posts: not taking any chances Too poor not to share
coveredinsnow-:ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented
Get To Know Me Meme: 1/5 TV Shows » Boy Meets World ”I do my thing and you do your thing. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am I, and if by chance
airagorncharda: 0xalis: uh actually dont? yell at hets for using words like datemate and partner? because there is always a chance that one of them is a closeted trans person and they’re trying to not misgender them while also not outing them and
sarahshahipls: I’m not sure what kind of luck the 贓 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances
mypenleaksiridescence: “If he doesn’t treat you right, leave him. No excuses. No lies. No ‘he just needs time to grow.’ No second chances. He’s not your plant, and you’re not his sun.” - He Can Grow By Himself
cudl: monstror: reidsass: friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for
reidsass: friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which
prettyfuckingepic:sexxxpensive:Nope. Not taking any chances. Not risking it
penlink: penlink: Inktoeber artwork 2, studying bit of Grey Impact’s style. Not sure if they have a tumblr or not, but check out their work if you get the chance. Inktober reblog roundup
surprisebitch: isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically not losing this chance
tangodeltawilli: This is your last chance with me. You understand that? Correct?It doesn’t matter if it is not your fault.It could be the weather.It could be one of my teachers.It could be my parents.It could be something I ate.It just will not matter.If
lesbians-who: lesbians who hate men are not evil or mean. you do not owe men anything, including a chance. it is okay to be wary, it is okay to be bitter, it is okay to be angry about men. you don’t need to explain yourself to anybody, and you are
sarahshahipls:I’m not sure what kind of luck the 贓 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances
rubee: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
dean-cas-love: arwwenn: fruitcrocs:not even risking it at this stage reblogging this again because it works I’m not taking any chances.
micdotcom: Not having kids (by choice or by chance) is a perfectly healthy and normal thing to do. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Just listen to the women who attended the first-ever Not Mom Summit, a safe-space conference for those who are
babybattershawty: if a girl is talking to you candidly about how itchy her vagina can be sometimes it generally means you ain’t scratching it any time soon my guy
hakialam: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and does not have the safety of black and brown people in mind. there is a good chance that
welcometonegrotown: Righ.. they talk about deporting people every 4 seconds but… ima sip my tea. Not to be difficult, but chances are the jerseys aren’t being bought by, say, baseball and country music fans….it’s not trump voters
harcules:PSA: stop putting time limits on your goals. It’s not too late. Ur not too old. You didn’t miss your chance. Ur exactly where ur meant to be. You still have time. You still can do it! So go buddy. I’m rooting for yaaa!!!
jenn-oddballpunk: micdotcom: Not having kids (by choice or by chance) is a perfectly healthy and normal thing to do. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Just listen to the women who attended the first-ever Not Mom Summit, a safe-space conference
chopoloco replied to your post: chopoloco replied to your post: chopoloco… Thats the thing, It’s a risk you’ll have to take always. A sincere bond can not be made without risk. Not doing so means a for sure 0 percent chance of you losing
lotsofdifferentporn: floofysergal: the-absolute-funniest-posts: not taking any chances Too poor not to share cannot deny the face of the R E G G I E
femaleledworld: - Okay. I’m giving you a second chance! I expect you to not make a mess or gag like the last time. In case you do, I have a crop here which I will not hesitate to use on you!
hellativity: dean-cas-love: arwwenn: fruitcrocs:not even fuckin risking it at this stage reblogging this again because it fucking works I’m not taking any chances. stress level: reblogging the lucky pencil
perchu: tropius: darrynek: What a beautiful sky. I’m gonna fuck it do NOT fuck the sky. do NOT i already know where this post is going so im gonna take this chance while everyone is distracted to say one time when i was little i accidentally through
w-0nderwoman: childspose–and–openroads: justtheralife: dean-cas-love: arwwenn: fruitcrocs:not even fuckin risking it at this stage reblogging this again because it fucking works I’m not taking any chances. Relevant Finalssss
beautflstranger: I’m not even going to say it. To say, what?? I’m not going to give you a chance to stick your tongue at me or cross your eyes. What makes you think that I’d do something like that? Hard learned lessons. Well then, you shouldn’t
hoebutmadefashion: averagefairy: remember when queen hilary duff changed all of our lives by making us reflect and consider… why not take a crazy chance? why not do a crazy dance? she freed us from ourselves she really did
unfriendlybambi: f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of
f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies.
