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moriarty-makes-people-shoes: smileshidemymisery: ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same also
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'd be like in real life
Days like today, where I know it’s going to be a long and stressful day…remind me that this isn’t my last stop. I’m 24 not 54. There is so much time left for me to figure out exactly what I’m going to do with my life. It
prettylittlevictim:Last night Daddy made me stand on a chair and he tied a rope around my neck and tied it to his main light fitting on the ceiling and he told me that it would be so easy for him to end my life and that one little mistake like me falling
Getting past my social anxiety is going to be the hardest part of branching off into other areas of sex work for me. Why can’t I just not give a fuck like everything else in my life 😂👍
prcyshelley:when oscar wilde said ’i am tired of myself tonight, i should like to be someone else’ and when sylvia plath said ’i wish i knew what to do with my life, what to do with my heart’ and when rilke said ’this heavy
ginamariecd: malleable1234: I have been fucked like a whore, but only from the girls I’ve known. I’ve been blessed thus far to find such girls in my life. Truly blessed will be the day that I find the right man. In fact, my girlfriend truthfully
itsagutthing: In the musical of my life after I’m long gone, my wife Vanessa is going to be the one who steps forward as the hero. Vanessa is not particularly fond of musicals—she only likes good ones. She is not effusive in her praise, or boastful.
just-shower-thoughts:Isn’t marriage just like saying, “I bet you half my stuff that I can stand to be around you for the rest of my life?”
ramonafleurs: To be honest if a man asked my dad for permission to marry me I would immediately say no because that means they are implying that someone other than myself has a right to my life choices & I’m not about that at all. Like that is
kleinmondsunrise: my white privilege: talking about systemic racism, posting about systemic racism, liking statuses about systemic racism, being outraged by systemic racism, not fearing for my life because of systemic racism.
lexabrekker: Hey guys! Just saying heya and I want To give you an update on my life. I don’t have a job any more. My boss and coworkers were transphobic and overall it became a hostile environment. It’s sucks being trans because people can not like
bedtimeforbadgirls: I should know better than to tell him that it’s my fertile time, it brings out the animal in him. He pounds my poor pussy like his life depends on it, I will be sore for a week.But when he cums he drives it so far into me
sixpenceee: What you think a long-term relationship is going to be like: Darling, honey, love of my life, the apple of my eye, I wake up everyday thinking of your beautiful face, I’d walk to the bottom of the ocean and back for you, I’ll circumnavigate
broken-heart-parade: My tits are too nice for my life to be like this.
asieyonce:africanaquarian: six9mafia:thisguynate:dinahallelujah:aka17black:Kevin Hart’s reaction after being told that Zayn left One Direction! this is my reaction 😂😂😂 I needed this in my life why T.I run up like that uncle who’s surprised
lapetitemouton: tltty: for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
celibacy: justifiably: celibacy: What’s it like being tan? It was a dark time in my life Ladies & gentlemen, my baby daddy.
hungwy:I need you in my life man. You’re the only guy I know who can say “ganondorf” like the smash bros announcer. Please just come back and be my little ganondorf jester please
skyakafreckles: just-shower-thoughts: Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is. Seriously. It really seemed like the end
marzipanandminutiae:defectivegembrain:words like “sin” and “guilt” need to be banned from food packaging. fuck you putting marshmallows in my hot chocolate is completely morally neutral #oh my god yeah#also the word skinny or
maybe i just wanna fly
chastefetish: bande-moule: Can’t orgasm to save my life. I end up doing the same thing after being locked for a little while. I ride my dildo like there is no tomorrow.
theicarustheory: You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to
fag: fag: lmao i had to leave the state bc i had a bad break up and couldn’t live with either of my parents anymore (didn’t have much of a choice anyway) and i need to rebuild my life i have like options i’m just gonna be in serious need of money
africanaquarian:six9mafia:thisguynate:dinahallelujah:aka17black:Kevin Hart’s reaction after being told that Zayn left One Direction! this is my reaction 😂😂😂 I needed this in my life why T.I run up like that uncle who’s surprised to hear
humansofnewyork:“I’m glad I had a daughter. Ever since my grandmother died, I’ve needed the female energy in my life. It’s good energy. I mean, when things go wrong, another man can tell you that everything is going to be OK. But not like a woman
sissyfagpup: suzieme: Izabelly Marquesine Ladies and gents-my hero and idol-Izabelly Marquesine!!! My life would be soo much more awesome if I was just like her!!!!!!!!
prettyprinzcess: sissypattie: icthegirlnme: Sounds like my life! I wish this would happen to me but my clit should be locked in chastity Locked and serving men!
mommydommefantasies: Some friends at school don’t understand why my mommy still plays such a big role in my life. Why I’m still following her orders like I’m 12 years old. Why I’m not interested in girlfriends, why she is and always be the only
d0it4theratchetz: I no longer want meaningless conversations or relationships in my life. I wanna know about you. Like what makes you tick or what makes you happy or what your pet peeves are. I wanna be intrigued. I’m sick of having my time wasted.
whatdreams-may-come: So Robin Williams’s last line in any movie was “Smile my boy, it’s almost sunrise.” and I have never felt so uplifted and like I was being stabbed 12 times with a hot iron in all my life.
ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same
