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anyways, I’m over being upset about the episodes airing early internationally (I was actually over it when I woke up but I got annoyed by all the messages I woke up to telling me I couldn’t be upset and I’m stubborn so I was upset for an extra hour
its funny, that Drowzee picture is probably my most “famous” drawing. Like, even before it ending up in a newspaper, it was in several “Sexy pokemon that shouldn’t exist” articles (like this one). I figured those articles would be it and then
There’s some movie on called Into the Grizzly Maze which looks like its going to be terrible but I’m gonna watch it anyway because it has a bear in it
Spoke too soon I guess ‘cause I feel godawful right now AND very nauseated. Part of me feels like this is punishment for my optimism that I was getting better, though I know that’s ridiculous
Me: *has like a million things I have to/want to do* My motivation and drive: Hey, let’s watch the entirety of the Star Trek canon! I will be distracted and next to useless until we accomplish this
So tonight I’m going on a plane for the first time in like 15 years and I’ve got this irrational fear that the sinus problem I have that causes pressure in my ear is gonna, like, compound with the change in air pressure and give me an aneurysm
persephinae: mauve-alert: I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be
mauve-alert: I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle
yamisora: aryaspecter: #if there ever was a metaphor for my life this would be it I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now
weaksorry: i hate how im not doing anything w my life like im young and i should be having fun but instead im always on this website or watching movies on netflix and it just gives me such a bad feeling bc i know that one day ill look back and ill be
serendipitous-magic: Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your
sensualplayfulsubbie: sterndaddy: sensualplayfulsubbie: Why can’t this be my life? Why is it I have this vision of you stepping into the doorway, completely naked, one hand on the door jamb, and just smiling? Because I like being naked and smiling?
goodboyfemme:i wanna be sexualised and objectified by dykes. like, that’s my life goal, i just wanna be a hot bimbo femme for other sapphics to get off on.
eri-potato:I am trying to get used to drawing jaina! I like her a lot, and she’s been present as a character in my life for about 7 to 8 years now, so I’d like to be able to doodle her easily and often haha! + I really enjoy BFA Jaina.PS, no spoilers
juliandevizio: where’s that post that’s like ‘the pain of being in love with minor characters’ because that couldn’t be more relevant to my life right now
liamdryden: theplacethatevolutionforgot: There needs to be more cosplayers like this. “That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!” “BATman? Well that explains it” “What?” “Why he looks like he
daddies-sugar-kitten: ccrybabyy:i really hate when people kink shame little community. it’s like damn let me live my life and let me cope with having a shitty day by getting spoiled and coloring with glitter crayons like ??? stop being bitter and
laurenlafemme: japhaniel: tre-cool-swallows: Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating Me Like Shit: a debut novel by me And the sequel; Am I Overreacting Or Am I Supposed to be Angry My life tho
cat-eyes: just a friendly reminder that looks can be deceiving! :) a girl messaged me about a week ago on dailybooth and said, “if I had your face, my life would be complete.” and I couldn’t help but think, “well, if I actually looked like that,
upclassytyfighta: princesskindacharming: My goal in life is to be like them. Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other.
hangggthedj: dear english bulldog puppy Id like you to be in my life already, rub your belly, teach you tricks and feed you beggin bites all day yeppp when will you be mine cutie?
anybody seen the movie knock knock with keanu reeves in it? that shit gave me a headache. i felt like my life was the one being ruined watching that movie. ugh i wanted to die watching that movie. how does a movie do that to me?! like wtf. lol
I decided to go back to being ho-ish as I were in high school....for my life is filled with thirsty females who look at me like I'm Sprite....it would be rude and un-gentleman-ish for me not to appease them...
suicidalghosts: The worst thing is being happy but mentally ill at the same time. So you’re like ‘yay I’m so happy with my life right now, everything is great’ but your brain’s like ‘you still want to die tho’
To be kicked when you’re downTo feel like you’ve been pushed aroundTo be on the edge of breaking downAnd no one’s there to save you No you don’t know what it’s likeWelcome to my life…….
vlmxi: queenofsabah: afr0eccentric: honoronher: I feel like if all of Black tumblr met up it would be a whole bunch of selfies and natural hair & loud music & people tryna hit on each other aka I’d be having the time of my life. OMG
fierceawakening: ddnosakechi: koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out
realdwntomars: Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a
moonbian: lesbiangaara: wouldn’t it be really cool to read a story where the protagonist is like “my life was terrible………until i realized i was gay” like let’s subvert that awful trope of gayness as a curse and a burden “everything
exercise-for-confidence: castielsteenwolf: i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne” like u do know that people can’t control their acne it’s not their fault don’t be a dick thank you for this post, i’ve had acne all my life
damnwhatsmyurl: upclassytyfighta: princesskindacharming: My goal in life is to be like them. Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other. alyson hannigan is perfect
sailorp00n: tfios-changed-my-life: John Green is not the terrible person he’s painted to be. [Sources] Terrible person he’s painted to be??? Who hates John Green?? PEOPLE HATE HIM? I don’t even like his books ‘cause they’re corny as hell
gawki: •Sweethearts• Only a snippet of the full painting, but it’s finished! I hope y’all like it! I happy cried at one point while making it haha. It’ll be in the @monoceros_zine ! You can view more of it on my Patreon if you like! It’s
i need to figure out what im gonna be for halloween, and better yet if im off for halloween. My life ends next week, not like i had a huge one, but its about to end really soon, atleast i’ll be making some $$$.
LOL at when a celeb dies and everyone is like “wow didn’t know everyone cared about them” like okay I had to let everyone know that I used to lip sync for my life to Whitney at 4 or can you stop being a bitter betty????
asdfghjkllove: psych2go: nopenopenopetf: retrowombat: psych2go: 10 Types of Emotional Manipulators | NEW VIDEO (Nov 20) I feel like I could totally be the multiple offender lol my mom uses like 7 of these techniques Reblog to save a life. Please
morg-ana: my goal in life is to be like Queen Cleopatra: constantly having sex, surrounded by cats and basically just being a boss ass bitch
hellotailor: thecavedwellingvampire: Why do I not have one of these? My life would be forever made! I want this so muuuuch, it’s the only handbag in the world I actually like. Too bad I’m pretty sure it costs like £200;
mrgtrobbie: “Sometimes in life you don’t always feel like a winner, but that doesn’t mean you’re not a winner, you want to be like yourself. I want my fans to know it’s okay.”
9848374736-deactivated20151119: “Sometimes in life you don’t always feel like a winner, but that doesn’t mean you’re not a winner, you want to be like yourself. I want my fans to know it’s okay.”
littlehookerofgaga: “Sometimes in life you don’t always feel like a winner, but that doesn’t mean you’re not a winner, you want to be like yourself. I want my fans to know it’s okay.”
And if they do, they usually end up being straight up douches or they like you back after you don’t like them anymore. story of my life -.-
sorry to be so whiney but ASDFKASKDLFLSADKFJAD i have a huge headache due to pressure on my nose and stuff from these allergies from running today. i hate this! and i just sneezed SEVEN FREAAKING TIMES in a row. SEVEN!! and thats like the 30th sneeze
ugh i’m so mad. I’ve been actually working really had this semester and I keep getting bad grades.. Well not bad, but I feel like i could be getting better grades… like i got 5/10 on my summer AP chem hw… and i did that shit
afro-lacefront: blackberryshawty: You know that quote from Gone Girl where she’s talking about playing the role in the relationship of being the “cool girl”? Like honestly I’ve never related so heavily to a scene in my life like I’d never