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smileshidemymisery: ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same also if you say “beer can”
lo-and-daddy: I had a bit of an accident today. Its my first time going in my jeans. It wasn’t bad like I thought it would be. I just wish Daddy had been there to clean me up. -Lo
I was tagged by raenbowpotato to share 5 facts about my life. 1. I can be super intense sometimes but also super chill. 2. I spent the night with my ex girlfriend last night. Our relationship finally feels like a friendship for the first time in 7 years.
chubby-bunnies: I’m only 15 but, I’ve been big the whole of my life, I’m currently between a uk 12-16 depending on where I shop. I’m trying to learn to like my body because as much I’ve tried to lose weight and change, I will always be curvy.
cheripi: Hey everyone I really hate being dramatic and asking for help but my life has come to a point where I could really use it. Me and my boyfriend of 3 years broke up and I would like to leave our apartment as soon as possible. I’m in Maryland
as-per-usual:Today marks 3 years in New York, and tomorrow my first book will be released! This is a verryyy abridged version of events, but I feel like the last few years of my life have been such a roller coaster that I have to write it down to make
raviravioli: cooking show contestants be like: “when i was 7 my dog died and i cooked an egg and ever since cooking is now my life"
afrocanamerican: r-ichbxtch: squyr: wordplayqueen: jamestheillest: Parents be like “you owe my your life” 😂 My mom IM FUCKING CRYING zahirahpink MAN. 😂😂😂
naughtytwisstedwife: My wife asked if her girlfriend could move in with us…. I was unsure until they showed me what my morning wake ups would be like. It’s a wonderful life having a Bi Wife.
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'd be like in real life
Just once in my life I want to be in a relationship where a woman actively loves my cock. Like… just wants to play with it always. It sounds nice.
flyassbaras: Lets start with a Fan Favorite. A little mac painting from a past life. Even all roughed up he’s still ready for more! (PLEASE DONT REMOVE THE SOURCE)Sharing is Caring! if you like my work be sure to reblog! you all are my motivation.
knifeandlighter:somedays i feel like i could drop dead and that would be aces. but then they would win. so i gots to keep truckin’ My existence is also fueled mostly by spite at this point in my life
masterdean94: immylg:masterdean94 I like to think this is also our kind or relationship 💕 Be my valentine? 😘💋🎉🎮 Always your Valentine <3 Love of my life 😘💕☀️
Ugh, my schedule is going to be like this for two weeks. -__- FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE. I JUST WANT TO HAVE TIME TO MYSELF.
strawberrytelle: Can i be your wife and wake up every morning like this? As i wake up every morning, I’ll promise you that I’ll keep loving you more everyday of my life. I’ll give you the best of me and love you with every pieces of my heart. Marry
fuckyeahhairlesscats: OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS WHAT I WANT MY LIFE TO BE LIKE AHHHH.
yrdz: findinghealthyhappiness: skylightdreams: where has this been all my life?? this is how you get tea to not be bitter. I didn’t like green tea until I learned not to brew it with boiling water. my brother is obsessed with tea and gets really
thebabyfarm:I had waited so long for my sister to turn 18. For her 18th birthday I have her the present I had been waiting to give her, the biggest creampie I’ve ever managed in my life. Now it looks like she’ll be giving me a present in the form
Sometimes I have nightmares that I’m still enrolled in school and I just forgot to go to class for 5 years and I’m scrambling trying to figure out how to make it seem like I’ve actually been there the whole time
Vincent, one of my dogs, likes to lay on the edge of the bed (why, I don’t know, but he seems to be most comfortable there).He also has a tendency to roll over in his sleep. I think you can see why this can sometimes cause a problem for him
it may just be a personal thing on my part, though, I dunno. When I was younger, I had a lot of issues with feeling like my actions required a penance of sorts, a certain amount of pain or suffering in order to make it OK that I made a mistake. Even if
I’m out at the moment and my phone is about to die, presumably to save me from encountering any spoilers during the 3 hour purgatory I’m in before I can watch the episode. So thank you, crappy phone battery, I appreciate it.
Tomorrow (August 9th) is my birthday!I always kinda wished I was born a day earlier, though, so my birth date would be 8/8/88. As is, it’s 8/9/88 which is nowhere near as satisfying to look at, though it does kinda look like 9 flanked by bodyguard 8s
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes* my brain: this has been hashtag Big Mood for me all week I should just pin this post with how often it ends up being the case
lapetitemouton: tltty: for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it
madamehearthwitch: whiteraven57: yrdz: findinghealthyhappiness: skylightdreams: where has this been all my life?? this is how you get tea to not be bitter. I didn’t like green tea until I learned not to brew it with boiling water. my brother
striaghtserve: ngrboy4whttops: my first few hours in prison…and i think i’m gonna like it here Spend the rest of my life in this prison and would be happy
theicarustheory: You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'd be like in real life.
this-little-princess: fatforestnymph: themusikmajor: l0v3-m4ch1ne: chimera-chimera next project??? Oh my goodness…… Reblog to save a life Looks like I will be making random pizza business! O_O oh my word
How I feel about books. They enrapture me…pull me in, as a true Dominant in my life. As I hope my future Dom will be like.
vabossdik: jordyaholic: Sometimes I forget to smile.. Maybe that’s because I’m in pain and have nothing to be happy about anymore. It feels like my life has changed for the worst since my relationship ended. The person who claimed they loved me
curveappeal: Ever been the awkward one in a group? Or the one that just sticks out like a sore, festering thumb? Yeah… Story of my life. I just happen to be 16 years old, 6’2”(Notice my height next to the door), with thunder thighs that kill! I’ve
fuckyeahtattoos: For as long as I can remember, Tim Burton has been the biggest inspiration in my life. I remember being little at my Grandma’s house and going through VHS copies of The Nightmare Before Christmas like they were candy. I remember the
ardnale: whiteraven57: yrdz: findinghealthyhappiness: skylightdreams: where has this been all my life?? this is how you get tea to not be bitter. I didn’t like green tea until I learned not to brew it with boiling water. my brother is obsessed
xoxoxomona69: I say I’m ok, I say I’m fine but really I’m crying and dying on the inside, but the blade has poisoned my life and I want to say goodbye, with a smile on the outside and a plaster on my heart I feel like I’m being pulled apart,
moconiz: Finally ended! Finally done I came back to Tumblr because of this anime. Can’t believe that there’s gonna be an anime came up to ruin my life by drag me sit in front of the computer and launch my hand to finish many full drawing like this.
delusional-borderline: the worst thing about being mentally ill is like.. nothing is wrong.. my life is pretty okay right now.. everything is fine. and yet.. theres this sinking feeling in my stomach and i cant stop thinking about dying
delxphine: Supergirl : Being super Vol 1 (2017) “(…) Look, main thing is, I can feel this… thing… like something diamond-clear in my brain. Something that’s replaced the fogginess of not knowing for so long. For the first time in my life
kleinmondsunrise: my white privilege: talking about systemic racism, posting about systemic racism, liking statuses about systemic racism, being outraged by systemic racism, not fearing for my life because of systemic racism.
zeekayart: for real though the bionix block is what i did on friday nights for 6 years of my life friends would be like “oh sammy we’re going to the mall wanna-“ NO THIS IS MY SPECIAL ANIME NIGHT NO NOT GOING ANYWHERE NO ITS TIME TO WATCH INUYASHA
mustangminiskirts: Alright, so this is gonna be a story about life so sit down and listen up. I’m a 19 year old college student, female. My parents raised me on a code of chivalry just as they would if I were a boy because hey, it’s not about male
moriarty-makes-people-shoes: smileshidemymisery: ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same also
