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unclefather: candidphotosofdrake: unclefather: caseyanthonyofficial: I hate when parents name their kids dumb things like augustus or brad or megatron I want to name my kid Papa Roach what if they’re a girl Papa Roach is a gender neutral name
sp4ce-gh0st: lol Me as a kid. Or my kid, if I ever get 1.
GODDAMN THAT DJ MADE MY DAY. [L-R] LOVEBUG STARSKI x CRAIG G x S&S x KID CAPRI x BRUCIE B x DOO WOP
i hate when my kid calls me nice. im a gigantic asshole. like havent you been paying attention kid? i hate everything.
mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
sophienorthcott: dickofgrayson: vigilanteflower: Anyone who tells me sex ed is a bad idea for kids…This. I am so telling my kids they need to grow their condom before having sex to keep them from doing it too early omfg ‘i wanted to get back
wind-upkate replied to your post “wind-upkate replied to your post “uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate…” honestly I teach some “gang members” and I haven’t had a student I hate. a lot of my kids are super rude but honestly have
I had my kids do an assignment in which they picked a song that described themselves/their summer and so many of these goddamn kids are doing “happy” by pharrell I’m so disappointed.
a parent emailed me to let me know that her kid keeps coming home and talking to her about current events, inspired by our class discussions about police brutality, baltimore, and nepal.today I brought up transness and my kid who I’ve been convinced
jadenvargen: if your first reaction as an adult in fandom when called out is to cry about how “these kids are so whiny” “in MY day people didn’t care” or “I’M not responsible for a safe space”, then i’m honestly just dissapointed
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the
Did I ever tell any of you that as a kid I use to call messes in my rooms S.A.M - Secret Area of Mess
sqvad: If u dress ur kid like this I’ll make sure my kid beats his ass
mommydearestthings: jman1435: Come join me bro it will be like when we were kids only better… I know you want this now get in here and fuck your big sister My kids often bathe together, which turns into long noisy showers.
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
atalantapendrag: icatmeme: My local rescue has a program called Book Buddies where kids read to sheltered cats to keep them from being lonely. That’s beautiful.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me:
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
why do white people age so fast… theres like this kid in my class with some fucking wrinkles already like jeez
ryanvallejo: sophienorthcott: dickofgrayson: vigilanteflower: Anyone who tells me sex ed is a bad idea for kids…This. I am so telling my kids they need to grow their condom before having sex to keep them from doing it too early omfg ‘i wanted
Yo, on my TV’s guide “Lars and the Cool Kids” has a description now: “Steven and Lars get into magical trouble when they hang with the town’s cool children” Its pretty basic but hey its more info than we had on it
when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,
I think my favorite response to this costume is the little kids who stare because it’s just this looming shadow figure but then the eyes slowly light up and they scream “WHHHAAAATTT???”
terrytire: richardgrays0n: Bruce playing with the kids while the rest of the league asks the parents questions is everything. my favorite part of bruces character is this isn’t a one time thing, he always b-lines for the children to keep them safe
MGMT “Kids” Video (via jsalmon) This video was shown to me by my brother and I absolutely love it. It’s not the official video from MGMT, but it helped me discover them :D
randomanimosity: tehlionwings: cheyennechocolateicecream: apassingfeeling: heartwarming:calikalie: When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.
steveholtvstheuniverse: mortalstampede: if you reblogged that “if your kids turn out to be gay” photo and made some “hilarious” comment about how you would love them even more if they were gay, there’s a good chance i hate you If my kid turns
clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead: “Earlier this week my son 13 year old Christian was walking with some class mates when he was assulted by an off duty police officer. Christian was mearly standing up for a female friend when this man saw it fit to lay
barackobamas:does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
yui-and-hinata: thespywhospies: l3ertholdtfubar: i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids“ claim about like public nursing or gay couples little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept pretty much anything
hitchdreyses: Okay so I’m looking at the snk art of them as kids right? and I see Jean’s art of him as a kid and I can’t help but think that he’s crying because he got bullied When you think about this it starts to make sense why Jean was
electric-daisy-forest: gwallamama: “When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.” I love them so much
daily-tumbles: When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some: They’ll be all “Um, no thanks.” And I’m like “Are you sure?” “Yup.” “Positive?” “Yes, mom.” “Okay, then me and
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again
Things only bullied kids will understand
aqueoushumor: “Yo, check out what my kid bro drew.”Kids series part one part two part four This is the 500th post \o/
So honored to have my Club Kid Challenge look illustration by the amazing Normandy Cross!
Now that we’ve seen Shiro and keiths backstory relationship, I really hope they don’t go with sheith as romantic and just keep it brotherly. My reasoning it’s a kids show. Making Sheith cannon now looks too much like grooming. Guy picks out loner
todareastiles: yui-and-hinata: thespywhospies: l3ertholdtfubar: i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids“ claim about like public nursing or gay couples little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
le-mia: my kids are gonna be happy campers F the kids, I drink these all day
thebaise: Sad but true How the fuck is this true? I’m black, my sister black, my kids black, my best friend black, my wife black, my cousins black, my neighbor’s black, got a gang of black friends and that picture don’t represent
catsinabluebox: catsinabluebox: some kids built this outside my dorm. and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: I love my kids, but I do miss having money and having peace and quiet.
spiroandthelacktones: spiroandthelacktones: Something about transparent purple plastic makes the 90s kid in me react like an excited chimp Me: *sees this* Banging my fists on the table: YES YES YES Hell yeah!
athenakeene: ‘but how are my kids supposed to sing along to moana if it’s in another language?’ the same way i sang along to lion king brenda tell your bitch ass kids to up their fucking game
fellow-traveller: Nothing really special. I just wanted to draw Nile and his kids (can’t draw the third one, because he/she is on the way??) having a good time. Sort of. The kids’ appearance are purely headcanon; unless informed by Isayama, I would
z-hard:Everyone agree that Jean’s new hair makes him looks like eruri’s lovechildBonus:Don’t worry kids, danchou and heichou are only in progress of adopting all of you 104 kids as their children
kurozero:- When the hell did you get so strong? I’m seriously proud to call you my kid brother!- You should be. I’m your kid brother, aren’t I?
ulyssescanton: Tumblr Crushes: youstupidfox catbountry askthefurfag wulphire hyouretsuzan taylorswift-fury king-of-the-lumberjacks azunpower im-just-a-fucked-up-kid Oh okay. need to step up my game
il-tenore-regina: aihsenrad: Kids be so fucking blunt LMFAO MY WHOLE SOUL IS HURTING
lohaanda: my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days
bltsl4: When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some: They’ll be all “Um, no thanks.” And I’m like “Are you sure?” “Yup.” “Positive?” “Yes, mom.” “Okay, then me and your father
: 15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
vocaroo: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
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