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youngdepraved: Rent. I used to use whores nearly everyday of the week, couldn’t pick up a girl if I tried. Most of My wage went on bills for My house, food for Me and My kid and the whores. Then as My kid grows I notice his glances here and there,
bella-sicilian: dicking-down-my-sister: I love watching my friends use my kid sister. I am not your kid sister. I am a Real Hotwife! A super hot wife toSuch a hot figure. Love those large breasts & very hot nipplesI would love to fuck u next
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
originaltangster: i animated my coupon kids! quat and pik!!! song is can i sit next to you by spoon put an oc animation up on my oc blog
adoggoart: @bastard-hive ‘s OC Lyren is one of Kid Cobra’s idols and he had to shower his favorite gal with some attention. ☆Please do not remove my captions or links! do not repost off of tumblr without my permission☆
collardshirt: i have this life-long quest to find other people who remember, watched and feel similarly about this show My lifelong mission is to find the entire series and rewatch it as an adult but no one has it! This was my jam as a little kid
if your kid is unvaccinated I want him in a trailer on a separate piece of property away from my kid. I don’t want your little measles ridden beast near my perfectly healthy kid.
I put on my makeup today and managed to have my foundation brush snap in half and my shimmer brush’s bristles fall out. I’m also running low on eyeliner and hit pan on my blush. uuuuugh
marzipanandminutiae: the thing about millennials who don’t want kids is I feel like a lot of them are deeply On Board for their friends’ kids like I’m among the minority of my friends in definitely for sure wanting kids someday but each of my
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: Fuck my nephew Jake sucks a good dick My brother-in-law Dan’s a nasty old devil. The kid says the old man taught him. Might need to send my kid over Dan’s way to say thanks.
jupitersaurus: jupitersaurus: The only thing younger siblings are really good for is handing you toilet paper through the door when you’ve realized you’ve got no tissue but you’re already in mid piss. Oh and they’re also good at bringing you
lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.
chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me.
jehovahhthickness:I can’t wait to be a geriatric mom lmaooo I was the last one in my family to have kids–had my oldest at 27–and my kids have had it the easiest out of all their cousins. Not only that, but because I waited I lived better
I had a really great day. I cleaned upstairs for a few hours, my friend watched my kid and got her to bed so I could go see Black Adam, and I just feel really good today. It was so nice just to get out without my kid for once.
fire-emblem-confessions: I don’t care if this kid has the personality of a 5 year old and an ear-crushing voice, I can’t get myself to hate M!Kana. This kid is my son and it’s my duty to protect him.
winterlandwitch: “When youre older youll want kids,” they said. I stare at my fields of goats, my endless fields of goats. They were right.
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
fallingivy:I told a kid in my class the other day that it was going to be the year of the tiger! This kid is a kindergartner, five years old. Usually there’s some interest when I bring this up, but this kid sort of sat with that for a couple minutes,
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
ierotic: scruffyfrank: fall out boy makes music for the kids that no one believes in my chemical romance made music for the kids that didn’t believe in themselves #and patd makes music 4 kids who r gay
poppunk-queen: Note to parents:Don’t take away your kids electronics if they are suicidalDon’t take away your kids electronics if they are depressedDon’t take away your kids electronics if they self harmDon’t isolate your kids if they are suicidalDon’t
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
pavlovs-schrodinger: pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just
//off my camera. Just found this, one of my favourite photographs, miss this kid so much! #boy #outdoors #gun #fun #kid #popular #easter #nikon #nikkor #lens #aperture #instagram #photography (Taken with instagram)
bethanybdsm: I hate my job! But being a single mother of 3 young kids I have to have a pay check. So every other Saturday while my kids are with their dead beat dad I have this view for lunch. It’s my boss. She comes by my house around 11:00
ayooveez: strawberry-thot-cake: My family is gonna hate me when I have kids. I just know it. No you cannot drag my kids to church, no you will not have my daughter in fluffy pink dresses everyday and lecture her on what’s “ladylike” at 8 years
serviceberries: Besides my kids of course, my favorite part of my job is definitely seeing all the elegant dads come in to drop off/pick up their kids. A 30ish year old man in his suit + kids = 😍
I don’t get how a lot of kids curse at their parents like what the hell. And strangely it’s white kids most of the time. If I said any curse word or whatever to my parents they’d kick my ass until I had no idea what said curse word meant
histia:shoutout to my kids of color growing up in western societies who feel disconnected from their culture. to the kids who never had the opportunity to b engaged in their culture, who cant speak the languages. s/o to my kids of color who willingly
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lls smdh damn shame. If I were to ever face a situation similar to this, I would honestly not shot anyone but tell the robbers to shot me and let my family live. I will do anything for my family, for my kids or kid, or for my beautiful wife. I’d
pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i
Sit on a stone wall for hours on end.Don’t look at the passersby.Put to your lips a smoking lightBecause people won’t know you aren’t the age.You can pass for older than your years,kid.Because the pain they can see on your faceusually
spritemix-a-lot: Full view here. Love drawing these two. These kids with guns…
mybibabies:lokgifsandmusings:sato-mobile:queen—asami:Can she make it any more obvious?Also her face: KORRA WHO DO YOU THINK UR KIDDING I HAD TO PHYSICALLY LEAVE FOR A MOMENT THIS IS TOO MUCH
my kids will grow up listening to banda, norteñas, y corridos🎶
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
My kids are awesome
My kids rock !!!
My kids hat sleeping in their rooms
black-as-light: emmarose303: crazythingthatismylife: My kid would be the upside down one. I hope one day my kid is the upside down one. yeah thats me one day my kid will be the one outside being a kid.
laaaaaaaaaaandon replied to your post: piev3000 asked:so you like wrassl…my best friend is the undertaker’s god sonAsk em to get me an autograph!
My kid’s punishment….
achievement-hunter: whodattbooty: omfg you suave little shit that kid’s got more game than I do wtf
skarodegradation: kanyemotherfuckingwest: shavingryansprivates: remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney” i don’t remember
you blew it, kid
chrisbattleart: GROWN UP TITANS FOR GROWN UP FANS!As always, Phil Bourassa & his team are killing it with the awesome character designs! … and when parents of young children complain about the violence being inappropriate for kids, enjoy the irony
kids with guardians 8’)
dailystrangerthings:Maybe it makes them feel powerful. But hey, look at me now! I get to date Joyce Byers! Are you kidding me? Ha! I get to date Joyce Byers!
sup, kid
no one mentioned my secret overwatch ship im disappoint tbh u guys dont know me at all
herukas:commissioned artwork of RobinxCordelia fam having some quality time together with their kids! thank you so much for commissioning me! :3c
birusabi: Team Black Eagles!There’s about two more weeks until Three Houses is out, I’m excited!
my cousin’s 4 year anniversary with her gf is coming up….that’s crazy
