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Like most kids, the youngest members of my family love Halloween. Unlike most kids, they are fond of skulls and other supposedly dark and scary things. Personally, I’ve never been a fan of the holiday, no matter what age I was. Still, I love
chalo-next-time: this will be me and my kid. if it was my kids, id be yelling out ‘OH SHIT, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BITCH, HE GON GET'CHU!!'
hazyfriend: Oh my goooosh. My kids will dress like this. I love little kids with style.
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen:I promised the babysitter I was going to pull out, but I didn’t specify how far. Guess she’s going to have one more of my kids to look after. I’m sure my wife won’t mind if our other kids have a new playmate.
moldy-peach-kid: Henri Matisse’s studio, Hotel Regina, Nice, ca. 1952. DREAM HOUSE ZOE!!! BROSTON THIS IS MATISSE’S STUDIO THIS IS MY FAVORITE ARTISTS STUDIO!!!!! OH MY GOD THIS IS GOALS YES DREAM HOUSE ALL THE WAY!!
Splurting my kids down my kid’s throat.
I hope you had a good birthday! I did this quick birthday penguin sketch earlier, but forgot to send it right away. (The right one is better) I was going to draw everyone who got pushed off the cliff, but I’ll do it eventually.(silvermoon718)wwhhhh
chatfleur:So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I
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Poly Cool Kids are best Cool Kids
Dude… The fuck i just read….This is soooo weird.DC wasn’t kidding around about “experimenting” with DC Young Animal, but goddamn… I’m wating to read Mother Panic, because it would be my weird trinity with that series, Shade,
Oh my god…First of all, you’re always wrong in your approach and everything else.And secondly, you don’t have friends?You little piece of shit, what about Dick? Maya? the Batcow? oh my god… i hate this kid… i hate this little
sketchbook dump 4/4 coupon kids doodles!thats it sorry for the spam haha
vayena: my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
I of course don’t speak for everyone butA lot of people don’t want kids not because they’d be a bad parent, it’s because they know couldn’t be anything less than a good parent and being a good parent takes more than many
dwagor replied to your post: A lengthy rant that you may n… I have kids and I agree 100%. I enjoy my kids, but I am an adult and thus need adult time occasionally. That’s a big reason why my wife and I go to swinger’s clubs ;-) Thank you for
Support me on Patreon => patreon.com/reapersunYoungster Will is challenged by Rich Boy Hannibal!!Based on some requests from my patrons; they had the idea for a ravenstag mimikyu~ :))
erosdiary: The task of hiring a nanny to take care of my kids had been more stressful than I originally thought. Interview after interview of the worst possible applicants I had ever seen. Tired old hags without the energy to keep up with my kids,
armchair-factotum: bi-finnskywalker: lesbianadineross: http-danvers: thechronicleofshe: this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl juni cortez ran so tony stark could die Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark
yo, if fucking polio or the mumps comes back because of all these fucking shitheads who believe in not giving your kid vaccinations i’m going to fucking lose it. if my kid gets incurably sick because your kid is a bag of diseases i’m going
humansofnewyork: “I’m proud to say that my kids’ friends invite me to their parties, because I never judge. I sat down my kids early and told them: ‘It’s OK to get stoned. Just don’t be a stoner. Because stoners are boring.’ And I told
fuckimalesbian: Karen O. Have my kids. No way, betch, she’s having my kids.
hannahconnollyart: Posters for @greiison and I’s webcomic, @superposecomic. Prints will be available at Otakon at table #U-12!!! I haven’t been able to work on the comic itself for a while, so this past month of updates have all been Ciaran’s brilliant
transboyoshi: Mario: hey cute kids! Bowser: what kids? the koopalings? those aren’t my kids… Mario:
black-quadrant: arodaryldixon: here’s to the kids that use fictional characters as a way of coping. here’s to the kids that stay up late crying to their favourite characters. here’s to the kids that imagine their favourite character by their side
titenoute:hiddlesherethereeverywhere:pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word.
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
katyanoctis: froth: But you can’t judge a book by its cover, dammit! In actuality, the grave seriousness of Animorphs is what stands out most in my memories. This isn’t 10,000 pages of kids turning into butterflies. It’s a 10,000 page chronicling
Yo, last week someone on my dash (sorry, I can’t recall who) theorized that in “Lars and the Cool Kids”, Steven shows the cool kids some Gem thing that was supposed to be off-limits. Given this description, it looks like you may be right, whoever
askradicalgilda: I guess my kid sister deserves some spotlight as well… she’s my #1 fan after all. Will Griz makes more appearance in the future? You bet!Watch out for two more kids to appear with her. -Ereb
fightweight: heyfranhey: Baltimore School Deals With Conflict By Sending Kids To The Mindful Moment Room Instead Of The Principal’s Office Health Nut News writes: Not all kids have an easy life and because of that, not all kids come to school ready
wallxfleurr: fzzyslpprs: theblacktroymcclure: “I wasn’t hiding my kid from the world. I was hiding the world from my kid” TOFF Lmaooo stop
back from school, had to take my senoir photo and shit, in TV prod. I had to be directer (like every day) tell kids what to do and everything else…. yatta,yatta,yatta the kids at school hate me, the school hate me,I hate me, Not surprised of
hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down,
sensei-aishitemasu: violentnewcontinent: weneeddiversebooks: Sure, #weneeddiversebooks so that my future kids know they can be heroes… …but we also need diverse books so that white readers know my kids can be heroes, too. Reminds me of
jraquino: gabeezy: nicnacfrannypack: yowaffle: Yo. This kid is killin the game right now. Baby can’t even make words yet but raps like a bosss. swag yo Ima totes rap with my kid. This is TOO AWESOME! Just watch this kid is gonna be ILL.
phamdelacreme: I know when I have kids, my cupboards are gonna be filled with different types of cereal boxes and there’s no way I’m letting them go to waste So I’m gonna have cereal eating contests with my kids on random Fridays For Father
chokkilissa-nahollos: rhaenys-martell-targaryen: anthropolos: It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it #it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it this explains everything about
violentnewcontinent: weneeddiversebooks: Sure, #weneeddiversebooks so that my future kids know they can be heroes… …but we also need diverse books so that white readers know my kids can be heroes, too.
fuckdragonballz: Me, 10 years from now pouring my kids juice in their sippy cups: COME GET YALLS JUICE My kids:
evilmario666:huffylemon:I was trained to kill and eat people as a kid
ayehoneybee: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. This is so beautiful and warms my heart so much. I am going to teach my kids not to look at color
j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
musicsavedme99: depresseddisneyprincess: Note to parents:Don’t take away your kids electronics if they are suicidalDon’t take away your kids electronics if they are depressedDon’t take away your kids electronics if they self harmDon’t isolate
latter-gay-saint:sapphirewaterfalls: zubat: “Once a scene kid, always a scene kid.” latter-gay-saint ITS YOU OH MY GOD
So basically my morning walk, as I I got lit, the fire we smoked, now “Finn” watch some tv , (lol Adventure Time) and Naruto Shippuden (that’s the best anime for me right now) , and my dog is sleeping and looks funny. Aha.
mugica: lethal-cuddles: “I don’t vaccinate my kids because I don’t want them to catch autism” It’s okay, you can say that you’re an ableist moron, you don’t have to dance around it. “i’d rather have my kids get ill, die and put herd
lust-e: tea-kids: this will be me one day This is my absolute favourite thing on tumblr ever. It is perfection, in my opinion anyway.
gjume: i wont make the mistake of sheltering my kid but i will make sure my kid never has to see a clown in their childhood they are living a clown-free life until maybe like 16 when i start to get lazy and they spot one out like “dad how come that
shinjiikari: “my kids will be so disappointed if they don’t get to see the parade” ok but your kids are disappointed and black kids are literally being killed
ourgenerationbegins: sarahmac2301: bro-mies: beben-eleben: Mother Dresses Her 4 Year Old Son like a Male Fashion Model, Resulting In The Coolest Looking Kid Ever the guys on this tho That kid has more game than anyone I know This will be my kid
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
