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mbgagaaddict:Chopped contestant: my entire family was murdered by wolves but the wolves spared me and taught me how to cook so I know I’m going to win
show-me-your-ppasae: pugletto: crazyintheeast: latefines: papervaglife: ugly-privilege: beben-eleben: Collective names for some animals dumbfounded a murder of crows isn’t on here. my english told me that a group of unicorns is called a blessing
rampaigehalseyface: If you consider yourself an MRA, please unfollow me now. If you think the “friendzone” is a legitimate thing, please unfollow me now. If you think that that murderer’s actions are in any way validated by what the women around
theodrejames: me: *watching a show called How To Get Away With Murder* someone: *dies* me:
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: reasons you should date me: i bake things and they taste good usually i will cuddle you always you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
kingofcreppyisland: Bae: Come over I’m horny ;) Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit Bae: My parents are out Me:
My uncle texted me again today with an update about my grandmother’s murder trial. It’s still delayed because of covid. I kinda went off on him because this whole thing is so upsetting and triggering. Nobody protected me as a child and nobody
I swear to god my older brother makes me want to murder cute things. He never fails to piss me the fuck off
fledgling-witch: kalashnikool: ubersaur: like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
willgrahamcrackercrumbs:reasons you should date me:i bake things and they taste good usually i will cuddle you always you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
dungeons-n-dragon-age: Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like
toebyeus: rubenscubix: toebyeus: can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks Fuck that I’d take those 5 minutes to call someone for help or get a gun. obviously you don’t
dungeons-n-dragon-age: Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye
adurot:adurot:adurot:I just love this image of the team who exterminated a murder hornet nest. Ok that hadn’t occurred to me but now I can’t unsee it. I don’t have time at the moment, someone photoshop some colors onto these guys for me. Haha! Perfect!
simplymonay: The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in
heckaseuss: aaronleon: sodomymcscurvylegs: myfloraloutlet: last-bi-in-town: She knew EXACTLY what to do lmaooo That cold expression when she realized what she had to do. Sis is me I’M CRYING! Me AF… how to get away with murder
rad-pax-personal: enderbro47: coelasquid: rad-pax-personal: So my friend boosted me with a nano boost while i was playing mercy and i literally murdered the entire other team with my dinky pistol.They were all very scared of me after that and dubbed
doodldan: rad-pax-personal: enderbro47: coelasquid: rad-pax-personal: So my friend boosted me with a nano boost while i was playing mercy and i literally murdered the entire other team with my dinky pistol.They were all very scared of me after that
the-far-bright-center: lukeskyvalke: Why didn’t you tell me? You told me that Darth Vader betrayed and murdered my father. #there is one part of this that I feel the need to point out #aka#’the GOOD MAN who was your father’ #this gets overlooked
thebootydiaries:Me: hello is anyone thereSilence:Silence:Silence:Silence:Silence:Silence:Silence:Murderer: lmfao u caught me I’ll be out in a sec lmao
hustlerose: vampire: i am an outsider. a monster. a murderous beast. you could never.. hey what are you doingme: (unbuttoning my collar) please bite me and make me a sexy vampire lady
earthdad: me, bleeding to death: help…. mefriend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???me, pointing: he… he did itthe murderer in the distance:
ky14: “Oh, he did it all to spare me from the awful things in life that comes And he cries and cries I know he knows that he’s killing me for mercy.”—Aurora “Murder Song (5, 4, 3, 2, 1)”
billiejoeisaburrito: soul-singer-in-the-session-band: yo so last year when i saw green day i was right up front and there was this total dick next to me and he kept groping me and mike kept looking at him and during during murder city the guy tried
thelostchamberlain: bastardlybrendan: shit-found-in-the-vegan-tag: Okay. JUST IN CASE MY MURDEROUS BLOODMOUTH NATURE CAUSES ME TO EAT MY OWN CAT Because not eating my cat will make me appreciate life more.
ubersaur: like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to
tenthgrader: me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:
heckaseuss: aaronleon: sodomymcscurvylegs: myfloraloutlet: last-bi-in-town: She knew EXACTLY what to do lmaooo That cold expression when she realized what she had to do. Sis is me I’M CRYING! Me AF… how to get away with murder 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Scratch me behind my ears or on my head and I'll murder someone if you ask me to
eat-sleep-breathe-cars: carflow: corvettes: Matte Black widebody C6 Corvette I just creamed my undies! 😱I’m screaming!GOODLORDBABYJEEESUSS! I love me a murdered out ride. & this, this vette is just CLEAN! ^ LMAO. You crack me up!
fohk: “You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me “Godfather.” You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money” The Godfather (1972)Francis Ford Coppola
angelofthelard: F is for friends who do stuff together U is for u and me N is for never telling you about your encephalitis and letting you spiral deeper and deeper into your own madness until you snap and join me on a murder spree
willgrahamcrackercrumbs:reasons you should date me:i bake things and they taste good usuallyi will cuddle you alwaysyou can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talki could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
murderedflowers: there’s gonna be days where you will find me in the corner of the room surrounded by my demons, please on days like that, say nothing and just hold me close. because you’re the only one who’s able to stop them from murdering the
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: reasons you should date me:i bake things and they taste good usuallyi will cuddle you alwaysyou can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talki could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
