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If you wanna talk at me, tell me how much you love me or threaten to murder my unborn grandchildren because I’m a horrible person, feel free to message me - It’s a helluva lot better than asks and has a lot more privacy involved!
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
animentality: zibilivedro: alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos A few people have been asking so let me explain Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a
mychemicalbooks: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’. Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder
yeeitsanna: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-road-so-frickin-far: is it just me or is the leviathan winchesters fricken adorable…? it’s almost like they’re just jared and jensen on a murder spree jared and jensen on a murder spree
alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos A few people have been asking so let me explain Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
pennanpayper: *murders somebody* *hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat* *gets questioned by the police* Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol” Police: lol Judge: lol Inmate: lol
best-of-turnblr: dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
peppermintsdicks: alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos A few people have been asking so let me explain Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s
I’m watching Danganronpa and I swear to fuck– I blanked out and said “Murder Shower” instead of “Bloodbath Fever”.Murder Shower is much more menacing if you ask me.
bravelittlecastiel: angelwithscarsonherwrist: odair: funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered. you want to put the fun back in funeral
prettythingsandangelwings: jaclynxhyde: devi13: moniquill: NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER Clumsy, adorable murder IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME I need 20
bravelittlecastiel:angelwithscarsonherwrist: odair: funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered. you want to put the fun back in funeral
shut-up-and-nash-me: Black CHILDREN are being murdered and you white people are too busy sitting here crying about “My feelings are hurt, Not all of us are like this." Get your fucking priorities in order. These children are being murdered
dw: *murderer walks into my house* me: i’m already dead inside *murderer walks out of my house*
Mental health musingsHeard something today that made me think a lot. Suicide is killing yourself. But why isn’t it murder? If you don’t succeed why aren’t you tried for attempted murder? The obvious answer is that most people attempt
emobaria: bootox: emobaria: my biggest fear isn’t being murdered, it’s that the news uses an ugly picture of me from facebook when they talk about my murder. Any picture of you is an ugly picture
gaymzee: dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
angelwithscarsonherwrist: odair: funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered. you want to put the fun back in funeral
notyourordinarytherapist: florescentadolescent: cuntinued: Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime. Please help me find the fun in that fact They didn’t murder you
dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
herabosss: senseiorange: jamilogic: lovethyhippie: bettershitbricks: gorgonzolanigga: williebeavers: josh-r: elizabethan-yeowoman: TW: Torture, Abuse, Murder Why the fuck is this on my dash? It disgusts me so much. Looks good huh? The murdered
bigmoodblr: Axe Murderer: Time to die Me: *sobbing* Why are you doing this Axe Murderer: Cause you be on that phone My Mama: I TOLD YOU
doelita: cummbunny: tan lines are killing me whoa woowwwwwww i would murder for your body AW BABY I would murder for your face and personality and everything
walk-like-an-egyptian replied to your photo: Ignore my face and focus on MY BEAST NEW… gurl dem murderers will just be like “i cannot even touch dis gurl she cant hear me in dem nice headphones” thank :“) I hope I don’t get murdered
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children. Me
drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010 excuse me, this post is actually teaching
sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated
pinkbullets-27: odair: funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered. Putting the fun in FUNeral
beyoncescock: alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos A few people have been asking so let me explain Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s
