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memeufacturing: detective: *takes picture of my body after i’ve been murdered*me (dead): omg no u’d better delete that…omggg im serious i look so bad in that 😂😂😂
maralie: i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same” i
cumleak: murder me someone
cumleak: murder me someone @sft425
I’m not moving, my uterus is trying to murder me and I’m grumpy
my ovaries are trying to slowly murder me I think
I woke up to my uterus trying to murder me
also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!
I'm gonna do this shit until they murder me
thewghost: Thy Art Is Murder - Dead Sun
and-the-distance:Ryan Knight - The Black Dahlia Murder
uni-cxrns: ♡ velveteen ♡. A fucking man bun?! Just murder me goddddammmitttttttt
who if anyone have you ever thought about murdering
b0yonce: versaceslut: MURDER ME Fuck.
harinef: twiabpup: she tried to like MURDER ME!!!! oh my god??
flamingno: amazon is planning to murder me
do u think my boyfriend would murder me if i set my computer background to a picture of his butt
letmespitonit:sinsinsinsinsinsinsin:sp00kysexual: mahlibombing: Slaughterhouse Starlets Created by Keith P. Rein Print available from Society6 and Etsy i’m fucking in love with this Brilliant…..truly Beyonce can murder me anytime
autobaby:it’s ok to murder me
666gramz: THIS FUCKING QUEEN OMG MURDER ME
tetsarou: These boys are going to murder me
mudkipful: aranea-serket: kunaigirl:ohniico-chan:gravity falls is 2spooky That’s it that’s the show “please come murder me, flying geometry” im crying i need to see the continuation of this
beautifullyundressed: arabellesicardi: pyrrhics: le champagne slip dress and brown matte lippy combo, to kill people Murder me I will die happy
can someon pls just fucking murder me i will give u my entire bank account
twiabpup: she tried to like MURDER ME!!!!
versaceslut: MURDER ME
Who wants to come slowly murder me? I’ll be waiting on my porch with a cigarette.
When ninja text...
rottingprophet: list of things you can do when we meet irl murder me
loviely: sext: murder me
half-way-stay:murder me slowly
dailypurplecarnival: MY BABIES! MY CHILDREN WHO MURDERED ME 40 TIMES!!! THE CUTEST CHILDREN IN THE WORLD ILYSM
old-radicola: peacefulpieces:Please murder me Who told her to be this pretty like no man
forma-vitae: cumleak: murder me someone Don’t worry, he will
if i ever get murdered i hope i look fabulous as it’s happening, i dont wanna die looking terrible u kno
obviouskitten: if anyone has been waiting to murder me, now is the perfect time
littlesativabug: qlgkc: Last set from this morning👽 Literally murder me. 😍
autobaby: it’s ok to murder me
slut2000: it’s ok to murder me
glam00ur: m-a-d-o-n-n-a: Matt LeBlanc attending the Grand Opening of Manhattan West Restaurant, 1989 MURDER ME
sex-drugs-murder-me:
fvesos:I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and I have no time to get dressed I am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shit
rhinocio: Get it together, you weepy babies.(Messing around with ideas for a fourth T Series installment.)
So who’s ready to FUCKING DIE on Monday July 13
The Rhinoface Symphony
nunvil: when pidge saw the pilot and her voice went all small and she said ‘oh no… are you okay?’ my heart audibly broke
To the genji who kept on my butch Moira ass all game: how do you like the taste of the gold nails as I murdered ur clingy ass EVERYTIME??
Stranger Things murdered me and I’m just gonna jot down my thoughts of the whole shebang here-y’all know this would be my first bullet point BUT I FUCKING KNEW I WAS GETTING GAY VIBES FROM ROBIN!!! VINDICATIONNNNNN!!!-El and Max’s friendship this
soup-du-silence: @weblenaweek day 10: remix long overdue stars in conjunction fanart, obviously, still my all time favorite fic
amesscott:“… wait, what?”
the-r-world: hey if you ever wanted to murder me today is a good time thank you
