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fat-birds: y0ungfav0rites: this is an extremely legit excuse on why NO ONE SHOULD EVER WANT A BIRD EVER THIS WENT ON FOR 5 MORE MINUTES BEFORE AND AFTER just kidding i had to post this tonight although i’m sure you’ve all seen it haha me as bird
hobbitdragon: tentacritters: Bobtail squid burying itself in sand Order Sepiolida IT IS SO CUTE OH GLORB me when i see a “90s kid” post
pips-squeak:what movie did you have on loop as a kid ponyo (this is for me)the lion kingaladdincarsa movie that was definitely too mature for youstar warsany superhero moviematildaan old disney princess movie (snow white, cinderella, etcsomething else
buchous: fuckyeahshingekicosplays: Hanji ARE THOSE FUCKIN’ TITAN PAJAMAS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
jfc I am never running an anime club ever these kids are trying to talk to me about BOKU NO FUCKING PICO
bigenderkanekiken: *14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model
dunshine: i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot
brutalfaerie replied to your post: I’m grading my quizzes and I have more… same. grading makes me panic and I wonder if I’m not being consistent and sometimes I grade twice >.> I’m a grading softie. I’ll give a kid full
Today a kid asked me, “So if you’re a history teacher, who was the 23rd president?” I grumbled, “I’m not a US history teacher.” He nodded and said, “You know what? That makes sense.” Internally I was
samandriel:At this point I’m so numb to snow that words like “blizzard” and “white-out” ”wind chill” “life-threatening” “severe” “warning” “advisory” “alert” “state of emergency” no longer phase me
afghanalgorithm:For people who ask me why Muslims don’t have/allow images of Prophet Muhammad, let me tell you this. Look at what they have done to Prophet Isa, Buddha, and other religious figures. Jesus is placed on fashion accessories, put on candles,
first show’s done and I am so proud! there were a few mic issues, but we survived!also, my selfie has 112 notes and I’m?????? strangers are tagging me as attractive????? what IS this???
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that
grimesgallagher: farewell degrassi tng meme [15/15 characters]: Bianca Desousa “Hey, kid? High school sucks. Spend time here with people who don’t.”
heavensdork: [New Jersey Accent] AY WHY CAN’T MY LITTLE BILLY PLAY BASEBALL WITH THE OTHER KIDS?
burrito-aizawa-sensei: Give me a Shouta back story please. I need to know his motives. Thanks.
vithcytries:I pulled him toward me. And kissed him. I kissed him. And I kissed him. And I kissed him. And I kissed him. And he kept kissing me back.
brujahinaskirt: kreolemami: best animation of all time don’t @ me bitch You know when you can just tell the artist/writer behind a scene has actually been in love before, and then again when they really haven’t? This one has.
That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>
fandomisnotyoursafespace: jennypen: professor-homosexual: jennypen: “Ew you’re an adult why are you in fandom”Kid, if being mocked for fandom shit wasn’t enough to stop me when I was an actual 15 year old, hearing it from a 15 year old when
dryadalis: last-snowfall: geardrops: swanjolras: out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory like—
capitankaru: actual picture of me RN:
earthnation: zer0square: Mom: let me see what you have! Kid: A KNIFE! Mom: NOOO!!! voice in the background: oh my god why does he have a kni-
freekbugg:herbalist-witch:kendrysaneela:dawnbutterfly:magicalballerinaprincess:tiktocks:Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing. School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns. This is where we are,
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
knitmeapony: unqualitytime: meowgon: oshaikeuchi: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYING idk what to think about this NO ONE TOLD ME THIS KID IS
My little sister was telling me about her day at school and she said:“You know, sometimes when I’m at school I feel like I’m in Steven Universe. Because Steven, this kid in my class - you wouldn’t know him -, but Steven gets into all kinds
Okay, real talk, parents dropping their kids off at school are the absolute worst drivers
Lack of facial hair makes me feel/look like a little kid. I blame my job. #nofacialhairsucks #bleh
tripsexual: theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit: high school dress code for boys high school dress code for girls (x) um excuse me i can see their hands this makes me extremely uncomfortable pls fix before boNER
This is me right now. Many times over.
drewinthings:They told me if I did the straight faces wild mamba in the shower I could be in an @americanapparelusa ad. Guess the jokes on me, kids. (at regret )
myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
everyhourwounds: Take a good look, kids. This is how trolling is done. And then there’s Shinpachi:
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
valonqared: real footage from me, watching cosima’s last scene. ef you orphan black.
My brother, who’s nearly illiterate, just asked me: “Can you buy coke?… Or some sort of carbonated drink?” I cocked my eyebrow. ‘Stop getting fancy on me kid.’
5000letters: 13 year old me would be terrified and in awe of who i am now 13 year old me would be saddened that I didn’t become a trillionaire, but I think he’d like how far I’ve come.
cartel: I grew up as a “gifted” kid and exceeded in every subject. Now, when I’m stuck on something, I have no idea how to study because I never learned when I was younger. I never developed study habits either and this screwed me up so much in
Happy blackout from me and my kids
One of those kids shoulda said “baby don’t hurt me….”
thelovelybones124: Say at least one good thing. It could be anything 🤗💖 I’m good with my hands. I’m the extended family’s handyman/mechanic. I’m a good family man for my wife and kids.
mariahsmasaladosa: tittysprainkles: STG this is gonna be me 😂❤️ This is so cute 😂😂
eatsuckfuck: Trust me, kid. You’re gonna want me to work your ass with my fingers first because once I get my dick in, it’s not coming out until I cum!
white-plum: Someone asked me why I love Adrinette/MariChat/Ladrien/LadyNoir so much. It’s from a kid’s show and she can’t fathom why I ship something from a cartoon. So I tried to compare it to a pair that she loves and the best and most similar
theodd1sout: Me as a kid.
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
kittykatparadox: brs-official: laughing-llama: genufa: sigur-roskolnikov: This tree makes の sense. *spits coffee* Are you fucking kidding me. #For the people who don’t know:#The character ‘の’ is pronounced as ‘no’#Also the tree
quasi-normalcy: kerryrenaissance: silverbellsolicitor: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as
agender-plant:probably-a-siren:robotsandfrippary:robotlyra:manicscribble:neighborhoodlum:??? are ??? you ??? fucking ??? kidding ??? me ???i guess that means we’re not mocking hard enoughPresident Barack Obama had to deal with a non-stop 8 year barrage
Tinder guy: hi babe oh my god babe you’re so beautiful babe what are you up to babe Me: thanks kid 👍🏻Tinder guy: *vanishes*
FUCKEN STOP LIKE BRO, IS YOU KIDDING ME THO. TO DOES DUMB MOTHA FUCKING COMMENTS!
And in the middle of sex in random people’s houses and murdering murderers this kid calls him and is just the cutest. God this show is gonna be the death of me
knerdy-knitter: scullysjournal: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
wrongonesin: Sure, I let my son’s friend ‘seduce’ me. Kids think sound doesn’t carry in a house. Folding laundry in the utility room I’d heard his friends talking in the other room calling me that silly ‘MILF’ term and my son telling them
Listen to me, kid: I am not in any book. I’m a real person. And I’m no savior. You were right about one thing, though. I wanted you to have your best chance. But it’s not with me. [x]
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![grimesgallagher: farewell degrassi tng meme [15/15 characters]: Bianca Desousa “Hey, kid? High school sucks. Spend time here with people who don’t.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/713ccd75fb3c482132bb3a352192b12c/tumblr_nxip1kDhlL1qic8ixo8_250.gif)
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![Listen to me, kid: I am not in any book. I’m a real person. And I’m no savior. You were right about one thing, though. I wanted you to have your best chance. But it’s not with me. [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c3fb4950200f969cbaa46501d0570588/tumblr_n8iwrrxyLC1qetpq0o4_250.gif)
