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bbc-inside: When he was finished, he didn’t even pull out right away, but just kept his cock inside of me and collapsed on top of me then rolled next to me.
justhooligans: Bruno Mars - Coming Home Part 2 CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THE GUY IS NEXT TO PHIL @ 1:25! THIS HAS BEEN KILLING ME…TELL ME PLEASE @BOOMitzSidnayy
artemispanthar: Look at this anxious dad making sure his kids are safe This post is like the bane of my existence because I made it almost 3 years ago and I still periodically get comments on it of people informing me that Donald, world-famous cartoon
Dressed like a classy slut and ready to fuck! Who am I kidding… I’m always ready to fuck! Please like, follow, reblog, ask, or message! I love being sharing and being shared.
My heart is telling me lee jong suk and my mind is also telling me lee jong suk
This is Karma next to my butt. Me and my ex raised her on the road. She never wore leashes, she was a dog of the mountains free as could be. When we cooked steak over the fire, Karma would get one too. Karma calls me momma C. I miss her all the time.
chauvinistsushi: gamewiregirl: This is Princess Dead Pool. My 3 year old told me EXACTLY how she wanted the costume to look and walked me through the entire thing, bossing me around. It was so much fun. PRINCESS DEADPOOL
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
captainimprobable: High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you if some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning
x-acastronomy: Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’ Me today:
w33-w33: Palutena: Sit down and watch me fuck your “love”, you cheating wench! Oh yesss Link! Give me that big fuckin’ Hylian cock! Give it all to me baby! And cum in there! Link: *sex grunts* Zelda: Link… I somehow fucked up the end part.
How you gonna tell me these two made out, and then not air it? And then half of the house goes on this horrible homophobic crusade. Are you fucking kidding me?
frillybowsandlace: In the South this is said quite often to warn kids that they were getting close to the line. I’ve also heard it used between guys, usually warning a drunk mess that he was close to a beat down. I’d like to hear it from my Daddy
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
How I cope after finding out about my #sexual abuse: make a zillion aus in which young kids are loved and cherished by maternal figures/hyper focus on canonical maternal figures
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
phil-the-stone: Jake Peralta: Human Disaster, Part 2 (His Efforts Have Doubled But To No Avail, Poor Kid) + tumblr text posts (shoutout to @smolperalta and @sonseulsoleil for a lot of the images)
My throat is killing me mustve been all those blow jobs I gave last Tuesday
glumshoe: Me: “What are some examples of animals that are carnivores?”Child: “Monkeys!”Me: “Well—“Child: “They eat BANANAS!”Me: “Are bananas made out of meat?”Child: [giggling] “YEAH!”Me: “….kid, that is the scariest thing
cellexa: Old people find out how to use the Internet thanks to their millennial kids and then bully millennials kids
h0odrich: christopher-reeve: pkmndaisuki: i watched this opening numerous times as a kid. only now do i notice that she’s levitating the paper. Why tho? The table is right there she’s so extra.. icon
etude-bolide: Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
simonbellamy: if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
halfdemonself: gotham-knights: This really impacted me as a kid This spiel was almost immediately followed by a scene of her suddenly falling in love with “Mr. Incredible”, then by a scene of her a few years later as a stay at home mom with two
tiinysatan: loveireandblog: wodenswolf: adamusprime: sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after
okay okay, just hear me out...
dhicks3208: tony-valentino: sluttybbw: Me and my friend. He always gets me dripping wet. Does me so good, I have to bury my head in a pillow so the neighbors won’t hear me through the paper thin walls Daaaaaaaaamn Mood
OMG I’m gone for a few days and unapologeticcbitch tagged me for the 6 selfie challenge! These are surprisingly all from the past 6 months! That’s like a record for me :P Anywhos Im gonna nominate some cool kids and I’ll leave it up
leave-tyrone-alone: trvpg0ddess: puppyluver43: KIDS omg!! *white kids lmaoooo
So basically my morning walk, as I I got lit, the fire we smoked, now “Finn” watch some tv , (lol Adventure Time) and Naruto Shippuden (that’s the best anime for me right now) , and my dog is sleeping and looks funny. Aha.
vinceveretts: Elvis in ‘Kid Galahad’, 1962.
ladurees: yogur-t: evanescen-t: giann-i: alaea: tribe-kid: asdfghjkl. niall what are you even doing to me oh my fuckkkk you little irish fuck lol omg^ What the actual fuck, why are they so perfect. I just don’t even know anymore.
lust-e: tea-kids: this will be me one day This is my absolute favourite thing on tumblr ever. It is perfection, in my opinion anyway.
vayena:my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
just-shower-thoughts: In fifteen years, I’ll be complaining to my kids that they don’t make memes like they used to.
djnoescape: Me: Kid with the white tejana. Tu pinche novio: Kid with the brown tejana. End of story.
it angers me so much that people are so upset with the concept of universal/free preschool for children that are 4. if you don’t want to send your kid there, that’s fine. but some people want to because of the lifelong benefits and can’t
when i was a little kid i had a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game
surf-kids: naturral: blondesaltyhair: http://blondesaltyhair.tumblr.com/ okay losing weight starting from nowwwwwww surf-kids: shit, my self-esteem just went down.
c-0conut-kids: caught-in-a-current: Follow for a follow ♥ c-0conut-kids : CLICK FOR B❂H❂!
perfectionis-t: crystal-kid: http://crystal-kid.tumblr.com/ <3
frowl: kids-trading-roses-for-guns: CUTE, CHILLED, INDI, HAPPY BLOG THAT WILL ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK! <3 http://kids-trading-roses-for-guns.tumblr.com no bitch
sunday-kid: more posts like this here sunday-kid.tumblr.com
omariospizza: letsgogetadrink: featherofamockingjay: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR COOL BANDANAS
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
kahlo-kid: thecrustychicano: oh hey look something the media doesn’t want you to believe exists This picture has always made me so happy ZOE LOOK I REALLY LIKE THIS
sarcasticlittlefuckk: come cuddle with me.like really cuddle.get under the blankets and wrap your legs around me.kiss me like you’ve missed me.i’ll tell you that i love you and you’re beautiful.i’ll smile bc I’m the happiest when I’m with
coltre: the idea of someone liking me back is so abstract in my mind. when you kiss me I feel like I am floating. do you really wanna kiss me? are your hands really on my skin? you push me closer to you. is this really happening? you kiss one of my arms.
halloweenuiq: imagine that you have a four year old and a really beautiful giant chocolate cake and you put the cake in front of the kid and that’s it you dont give her any plates or any utensils you just sort of set the cake down in front of the kid
My husband: “I want to give our kids punk rock middle names” Me: “STUDDED BELT” My husband: “~Blank stare~” I’m not punk rock enough for him
I kind of hate how as a kid you have it wired in to you to WANT to be able to drink coffee so bad but then when you’re an adult you wish you didn’t NEED coffee just to be able to finish a sentence in the morning
As usual, the group post! Look at the se kids go! Stop them before it’s too late!!! ;PSINGLESJane | Jake | Roxy | Dirk RedBubble - WeLoveFine - Buy Me A Coffe
I got permission to post that here so here’s my artwork for the upcoming Land of Fans and Music 4!!!It has been nice to draw those kids for once ;P Commisions - RedBubble - WeLoveFine - Buy Me A Coffe
Can someone please tell me what episode of Monkie Kid had Pigsy dress like this? I wanna see how long the scene of him in his boxers lasts
heinousrose: i thought little!dave looked lonely here so i made the rest of the kids!! happy holidays losers (click for better resolution omfg) (if you draw any of these pls link me id love to see wow ok bye)
cryptid-wendigo:I think Black-Eyed Kids scare me even more than the Mongolian Death Worm. They’re the creepiest, honestly. I have to actively try not to think about them when i go outside at night :I
ihateskrennmz: Lucy and Rachel 7 Remember when this was a mostly Brittana appreciation blog….. Yeah I don’t either. (kidding kidding) …..um…MORE RUCY!
if anyone ever decided to draw me gift art one day i would immensely enjoy it if you drew me Luka why?? ……because i’m on a vocaloid high rn
maggie923: omariospizza: letsgogetadrink: featherofamockingjay: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR
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![empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_4df0ecdddc62_128.png){kind=avatar}
