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oceanmaster: suddenlybrochelle: carororo: can’t stop me this kid is going places Future son Atta boy
ctheking: (via Stick With Me, Kid! - Daily Squee - Cute Animals) The “Stick with me, kid!” made me think of Scar from The Lion King…
My friend is still bullying me over the Straight Kids fiasco, when will my pain end???
I made her when I was a kid.If you think she’s creepy already; you ain’t seen nothin yet.Apparently, I thought she needed a butt crack… For some reason.Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why I wrote steamy unicorn on her back.It&rsq
onlyblackgirl: muva-taught-me: kaiiwooo: bixbyuniversal: continue-5-4-3-2-1: blvckgeezus: mia4rmdallas: tayelchapo: lagonegirl: White people really be getting bullied by their kids I’m DEAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ‘Not respecting parents’
meladoodle: i-am-your-imaginary-friend:meladoodle: Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids
what-a-shnook: “You remind me of my kid sisterShe read so much, she got a blisterA big one, I mean bigOn her brain, what a shnook!”—Bowser, “Ignorance is Bliss” Some concept art of what Bowser’s ‘kid sister’ might’ve looked like. Don’t
i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?
ladynorthstar: gaporter: Boy I’d run to him like hell… stop making me want to watch this I’ve got FUCKTONS of shit to watch alredy ;A;
toniovolpe replied to your post “omg snooki’s kids have such great names wowowow. If I have kids of my…” I didn’t realize she had kids! Those are such nice names. she just had her second one yesterday! lorenzo is about two now, I believe.
oxfordsandafros: chronolith: chazzfox: kittyeet: Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME *soft dad snickers* A1 Dad humor
luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.
This kid who was hitting on me a few days ago just posted about “crying and being disgusted” with certain kinks like….
meladoodle:i-am-your-imaginary-friend:meladoodle: Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids
In the short preview clips on Cartoon Network’s group ad for their Monday shows, the next episode of Steven Universe looks like it has Steven hanging with Lars and a lot of older kids It makes me think the older kids are probably gonna be mean to
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re
As a kid I was always freaked out by, like, concurrence of unrelated things. Like I’d think “someone’s heart is probably beating exactly in time with me right now, somewhere in the world” and it would bother me so much for some
MGMT “Kids” Video (via jsalmon) This video was shown to me by my brother and I absolutely love it. It’s not the official video from MGMT, but it helped me discover them :D
nepura: ur rickz0r: anthonyblaze: I never realized how obviously in love they were when I was a kid. Look at you Cartoon Network, subconsciously teaching children about equality… Courage the Cowardly Dog was nothing but subconscious lessons
Things only bullied kids will understand
fouled: R u kidding me
dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t
00incognegro: aaliyah-appollonia: shessofleeky:What’s wrong wth saying you don’t like kids tho? It sounds so weird for adults to boast about hating or disliking kids when all kids do is exist. Not wanting kids/not wanting to raise kids is one thing.
spiroandthelacktones: spiroandthelacktones: Something about transparent purple plastic makes the 90s kid in me react like an excited chimp Me: *sees this* Banging my fists on the table: YES YES YES Hell yeah!
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
meladoodle: i-am-your-imaginary-friend: meladoodle: Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids
chokkilissa-nahollos: rhaenys-martell-targaryen: anthropolos: It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it #it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it this explains everything about
evilmario666:huffylemon:I was trained to kill and eat people as a kid
thesimplecity & me at Love Groove.
lottafandoms: afvofficial: Little comic genius in the making. Kid in the black: Your drumming is stupid. Kid in red: *turns head* (The fuck you just say to me?) Kid in black: *falls over and slowly starts to sob* Kid in red: *drums the ‘bu-dum tsh’
0trevskies: rotg-art: “Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!” Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc- Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all Zoe this is so true rn OMG
kids-on-weekends: ✡ grunge ● dark ● sexual ✡
I’m so upset, some people are so heartless…. this kid posted a response to the terrible, tragic things that happened today in Newtown, CT… “To all those who are talking about the connecticut school shooting that occured and
robotblogxvx: Good gender neutral baby names: Unit 00 Unit 01 Unit 02 Frank Zappa’s kids are named Moon Unit and Dweezil god bless gender neutrality
when i was a kid i couldn’t figure out why everyone made such a big deal out of angelina jolie’s lips–i knew at eight that mine were better, fuller, smoother, nicer. i finally figured out why as an adult 👄
My own two year old doesn’t make me feel as old as this kid does
The wife is 20 weeks and we just found out it’s a boy !!! The kids are excited !!!!
The wife and kids …
laaaaaaaaaaandon replied to your post: piev3000 asked:so you like wrassl…my best friend is the undertaker’s god sonAsk em to get me an autograph!
babyferaligator: cool kid problem #38: having to stop in the middle of sex because you remembered a really funny meme and can’t stop laughing
fascial: *goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*
kruel-kid: went to sleep horny. woke up horny.
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
I'll be going to a fashion show this Sunday to be each models Makeup Artist so cheers, kids!
estrellas-rojas-y-amarillas: today in social studies we were talking about ships and my teacher was like “what makes ships sink?” and some kid shouted “when others ships have a canon” and i realized
wibblywobblystarkywarky: somehow im not fully convinced this show is aimed towards kids
lasagnababy: when you’re the only well behaved kid in the whole class
nltm: nltm: I feel like all kids can be broken up into 2 groups: Dinosaur Kids and Space Kids Were you a dinosaur kid or a space kid
no one mentioned my secret overwatch ship im disappoint tbh u guys dont know me at all
bandainamcous:What are your thoughts on Eizen & Eleanor so far? Love his attitude? Her fighting spirit? Who is stronger in battle?
