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willurl:willurl:when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because life
dependentdollface: I’m literally like a child please give me sparkly star stickers and hair pets when I do something without someone having to tell me too
notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
rubyfruitjumble: my future 9 year old child reading Harry Potter: I love this mommy me: great but stay open minded and critical and don’t take everything at face value. I have prepared discussion questions lmao if this isn’t me
I have a severe phobia of water. I almost drowned when I was a child, made even worse because my grandma wouldn’t fucking help me. She laughed at me while I was almost fucking drowning. But I’ve been to the pool twice this week and I’m
My uncle texted me again today with an update about my grandmother’s murder trial. It’s still delayed because of covid. I kinda went off on him because this whole thing is so upsetting and triggering. Nobody protected me as a child and nobody
book-0f-eli: shura-blog1: “This child is looking and smiling at me. She’s smiling for me.” I always cried during this drama WHENEVER THEY HAD A SCENE TOGETHER. Warm scenes man~
My boyfriend treats me like I’m a child even though he is only 2 years older than me, fuck you babe. I love you tho nigga
sodamnvexed: qrieves: I can’t stand children and don’t feed me that “you were once a child too” bullshit because given the chance I would drop-kick 8 year old me in the face SAME
fuckyeahtattoos: as a child,who dont want to have a gun,and become a real cowboy?now i have my own,which is everytime whit me and defend me.done by laszló czilling in komárom,slovakia. Very cool
parrichadam-deactivated20180827: My dad took me for an audition once, to show me, ‘OK, you want to be a child actor, this is what it’s like.’ I sang a folk song about donkeys on this West End stage with this big director, and there was a queue
untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
killedmycatatemytailor: mishasminions: psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on
luhansflower: future husband: what should we name our child honey?me: oh you know let’s not make it special, basic stuff like jane or matt you knowinner me: name them after cassian and jyn
itsmysecretdesires: Kelly was always a wild child which is why I bring her with me almost everywhere I go. I knew that if I ever become bored she’ll come up with some ideas to keep me and those around us completely entertained.
It’s crazy how street harassment becomes a daily part of a young girls life. Like, I was a child trying to return my library books and I couldn’t walk from the library to my house without a grown man oggling me, trying to get me in his car
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had
mousathe14: notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
mistress92: always-a-donatello-fangirl: zooophagous: masterkittens: Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere. I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam. I mean, if it were for me, I wouldn’t give two craps about my
deathgripsforcutie: doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet? me: my son has no teeth doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir me: how will my child survive
i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try: myurlhasbeencompromised: pete-woolven: Tippi Hedren and family living with a pride of lions. excuse me u have a lion in ur house excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing where
claudiablacks: get to know me meme - [2/25] films ↳ labyrinth (1986) dir. jim henson “I can bear it no longer! Goblin King, Goblin King! Wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!”
gay-mo: The child I babysit sometimes is 5 years old. Last time I went to take care of him I noticed he has this awesome painting of the moon in his bedroom. He told me his mothers friend painted it. After he told me the artists name he then explained
daddyslittletea: ~IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL THE LITTLES: When I first started visiting my psychiatrist she told me that it would be best for me to act as if I was a child. She had no idea that I am a part of this community, and I am not even sure that she
I just a had a slew of dreams and I’m not sure what’s make of it. The first had me as a modern age Matilda. I was me, my current age, but I was also the Matilda child. And I was in the trunchbull’s house having to escape again. But
riderofpern: spinelsong: when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because
xliaxtasadako: calamitys-child: Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you You
iandmyfamily: She always found reasons to come over and see me when my son went out of town. She kept begging for me to fuck her pussy and get her pregnant. She wanted my child, not my son’s. I only ever came in her ass, though, but only because I’m
bellatrixblack-: Top 15 people I loved in 2010 // Tom Felton I had a lovely child walk up to me yesterday and say ‘I hate you’. They all come with hugs and kisses for these two [Radcliffe and Grint], but none for me.
your-national-anthem: I like how my parents do everything that’s crossed out…. The thing is, I agree with some of these and disagree with others. I will make sure my child can always talk to me about anything, and will know they can turn to me in
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
unclefather: me: I AM AN ADULT! my mom: THEN MAKE YOUR OWN APPOINTMENTS! me: I AM A CHILD!
willurl:when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because life sucks”
gardenoftheprincess: My school is telling me that the shirt I wore to school today that said “legalize gay” is inappropriate. They told me that I need to put something over it, and that it is offensive. I refuse. I am a child of artificial insemination
satanicdoki: Okay this is not the most flattering video but it’s silly and I love it. It really represents my life perfectly! Me running around in my panties and no shoes like a child and Daddy scolding me to hurry up and get in the car while I giggle.
lucidnee: lucidnee: flawlesslyash: lucidnee be like This is really me. This is my child Look at lil me
kngshxt: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that
capnsloth: gardenoftheprincess: My school is telling me that the shirt I wore to school today that said “legalize gay” is inappropriate. They told me that I need to put something over it, and that it is offensive. I refuse. I am a child of artificial
psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on
give-me-freedom-freedom-child: ohcaptainmycaptain1918: boopboopbi: ink-phoenix: ninja-spacenerd: Please tell me he isn’t saying “Steve’s dead” HE IS HE IS SAYING STEVE’S DEAD. HE IS AND HE’S RIPPING TONY’S HEART OUT SO THAT HE
theothersideofthechair:patchmeup:theothersideofthechair:Me to my 21 year old coworker: My darling. My darling please. Wipe up the spilled bleach powder BEFORE you spray a chemical on it.21 year old coworker: Why?Me: Because my sweet summer child. When
livingtombstone: sugarcubesage: Ok, guys. Here me out. What if this little monkey Nonon had as a child AND Middle school became THE SKULL HEAD DRESS ON HER HAT well fuck me I didn’t notice that!
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: kc5rings: Guys…. I was fighting a Magikarp that suddenly summoned a fucking GYRADOS to fight me IT CALLED ITS MOM ON ME “WHICH ONE OF YOU HURT MY CHILD”
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”
rah-bizzle: viewtiful-kim: accendas: i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first NPC Energy Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify
glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me,
![claudiablacks: get to know me meme - [2/25] films ↳ labyrinth (1986) dir. jim henson “I can bear it no longer! Goblin King, Goblin King! Wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/285e1c464a8c5a68e26731f35c360349/tumblr_nm0h7bur6p1tr2a1xo9_250.gif)
![bellatrixblack-: Top 15 people I loved in 2010 // Tom Felton I had a lovely child walk up to me yesterday and say ‘I hate you’. They all come with hugs and kisses for these two [Radcliffe and Grint], but none for me.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldn4sgHz1u1qaxyato1_r2_250.png)
