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chelidon: me: man i love this villain someone on the internet: awww noo poor small precious baby is not really bad, they didn’t do anything wrong, they’re just misunderstood :(((( me: you come into my house, you insult my trash evil child,
kesus: chillwerewolf: small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish] me: Me:
excalibelle: me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all? me watching
glumshoe: emibenza8: glumshoe: I thought that a child peering at me through the crack in the stall door was the scariest thing that could happen to me in the bathroom today, but then three small children entered the handicap stall together and started
rah-bizzle: viewtiful-kim: accendas: i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first NPC Energy Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify
squidyword:me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars leftchild: can’t the ocean just make more of them?me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
thewolfbroughtindoors: historicaltimes: Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938 via reddit Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus… Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…
xenosagaepisodeone: me as a teen watching a parent storm across a room to scream at a child for accidentally spilling paint: hm. This is not good. me as an adult watching another adult storm across a room to scream at a vulnerable and still developing
thewolfbroughtindoors:historicaltimes: Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938 via reddit Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…
chaumas-deactivated20230115:if you invite me to your child’s christening, i won’t go. who has the time for that. i hate jesus. but if you don’t invite me I’m going to show up and curse you and your firstborn and your vassals and all your subjects
official-spookifers-child:zagreuses-toast:redistributed-memes:modern day who’s on second “me saw who! me saw who!!!”
Literally me as a child. My nanny would make me a cup of “coffee” that consisted mostly of milk with a little chocolate and a bit of coffee. My love affair began very early! 😁
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
thebootydiaries:me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars leftchild: can’t the ocean just make more of them?me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany,
asleepylioness: My body has never seemed beautiful to me. Even as a tomboyish child I grew up simply expecting I’d become a buxom, smooth-skinned woman with a waist-to-hip ratio that would put Greek goddesses to shame. My mother told me, “You are
abigaillarson: My submission for Guillermo Del Toro’s “Scared Stiff” contest! What scared me the most as a child? The dark, and it still scares me…
zevransbutt: me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
trashleytrashley: witchpop: *announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me* *reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*
jean-luc-gohard: shittymanga: arktos-on-ankh: angryblackman: cdiddy404: You wanna know what happens when an internet meme goes further than it needs to go? This happens. the child in me wants this really badly but the adult in me is screaming
psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on
thecutiesenpai: If someone sees this account somewhere in the social medias please message me saying that you found it, this is my account that got stolen by a child that was just playing around with shit =.= don’t fucking ask me how he got it, he’s
fullmitskialchemsit: Maybe for straight people it is. xchvmeleon: this is a recipe for a CHILD cutiepiesub: What if you cum inside me… and continue fucking me… until you cum again… haha jk… unless?…
sflover88: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAH, FUCK Yes! Fuck your little sister’s pussy. OOO Yeah, yes, Watch me bounce on that unprotected cock! I’ve never been more Fertile in my life, and I’ve never wanted a child as bad as I do now! Fill me up with
vitorialuvincest: My brother loves me wearing a bikini, even while carrying our child. In fact it was this very bikini that got me pregnant and that started our incestuous relationship.
h-pov: felkinamk2: “What do you mean your tired? Oh? Your going to cum? Inside my unprotected pussy? How brace of you! Considering you would have to explain the child to the girl you just betrayed.. aww you want me to stop? Haha…no? You told me
EXCUSE ME IS ASAMI BEING A PLAYFUL CHILD???he’s become so enamored with Akihito it’s adorable. help me
lorazapam: me too ozzy, me too I’m starting to believe my girlfriend is an illegitimate child of his, lol.
gardenoftheprincess: My school is telling me that the shirt I wore to school today that said “legalize gay” is inappropriate. They told me that I need to put something over it, and that it is offensive. I refuse. I am a child of artificial insemination
Yesterday, without a hint of irony or sarcasm, I shouted “BE SILENT, CHILD” at someone in a tone so imperious that it surprised me that a prole like me could muster it.
cutiequinny: gothxxbaby: SOSSo last night was really rough. My now ex daddy got violent and threw me down the stairs, twice. The police showed up and all that but now i am on my own with a child. A friend took me in, but i dont know how long it will
8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after
homeisforpeoplewithhouses: Himawari for best child Original: (Unknown artist on Pixiv: Contact me if you know the artist)Translation: AnonTypset: Me.
untillion:Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
rubyfruitjumble:girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child me: I owe you my life
butchroadmap: samsungnote7pussy: me usually: there’s like no reason to ever disown your child me to the father: omg we read about this yesterday, that whole family disowned and publicly denounced him and he’s not allowed at their houses. love
plutoswrath: Aries moon: I am the misunderstood child; I need warmth, like a fire saving me from the cold, a hand to hold, because I can be gentle too Taurus moon: I am the lost sheep; give me stability like the solid ground underneath my feet, let good
rubyfruitjumble: girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child me: I owe you my life
wolfwarrior142:official-spookifers-child:zagreuses-toast:redistributed-memes:modern day who’s on second “me saw who! me saw who!!!” I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already
official-lucifers-child:punchingnazis:The staff unanimously agrees to post this without further comment, in that no further comment is necessary. me: oh haha like “stop the count” yeahme: *sees the blog name*me: :Ome: :D
notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
mamapedobear: bootybottom: a small child at the mall told me i looked like ‘a girl who likes circles’ and gave me a nickel today this sounds like someone a pokemon NPC would say before handing you a stone or some shit
as a child i thought if someone jumped me it would result in me murdering or mutilating a man. but as a man i am not a killer. i'm an artist and a modern person. i'll choose sanity. no criminal charges. no civil lawsuit. forgiveness, albeit difficult,
thornofcamorrs: I want her, he realized. I want Winterfell, yes, but I want her as well, child or woman or whatever she is. I want to comfort her. I want to hear her laugh. I want her to come to me willingly, to bring me her joys and her sorrows and
natasaromanoff: Grandma told me that when I was 4 I was at my happiest,laughing and giggling, when I saw headless chickens run around squirting blood, wtf I was a weird ass Satan child why didn’t anyone exorcize me
anotherdayanotherchange: The child inside of me is screaming in excitement. The safety management side of me in cringing in fear and citations.
catwingsathena:My sister puts glasses away upside down.Because our mother does,Because her mother did,Because her mother lived through the Dust Bowl.One day my father sat me down and told me about epigenetics.How the trauma he went throughAs a child in
rubyredwisp: When I was a girl, my father held a ball. I’m his only living child, so he wanted to make a good match for me. He invited dozens of young lords to Tarth. I didn’t want to go, but he dragged me to the ballroom. And it was wonderful. None
brago: me // our child photos by me
amarantines: lady-blackwell: In my head-canon, that’s TKB’s *child*. Because I fucking love babyfic. Come at me bros. I’ve NEVER read a babyfic that I legitimately enjoyed. You are just going to have to persuade me. XD
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