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wotdafuck: a-friday-the-13th-child: PLEASE VOTE for me (a-friday-the-13th-child) HERE & message me HERE then message HERE (only Self Promo in ask), HERE (self promo in ask & simple blograte), HERE (anything but screenie), HERE (anything
rivaisexual: spindlebug: prpltnkr: This is too important for me not to mention. This “Christian” child-rearing manual has led to at least three known deaths through child-abuse. The book states: “Give 10 licks at a time, more if the child
thelilnan: future child: can you help me with my school project me: whats it about future child: the history of japan me:
hungry-hobbits: chillwerewolf: small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish] me: small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish] me:
mossworm: Playing video game with a child protagonist as a child: it me Playing video game with a child protagonist as an adult: I am your legal guardian and if anything happens to you it will hurt my heart in real life
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!”Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”Child:
zmije:zmije:At work when a child is shouting or running around and their parent is like “stop that or they’re gonna come tell you off” or “they’re gonna shout at you” and point at me like no im not 😭 don’t make ur child afraid of me when
advice-animal: Made an Account For This Onehttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ Hahahah that happened with me when I was a kid. Parents though I was a trouble child or something, sent me to child psychologist. 4 sessions later we’re sitting in
pleasefireme: Please fire me. Today I rescued an infant from drowning in the pool I lifeguard at. The mother of the child proceeded to scold me for touching her child. All I could say was “Ma'am your baby was upside down and underwater.”
clockworkpipedreams: Please help keep me on the same continent as my child. I need 跇 (or £233) ASAP to insure me and my child will not be separated by thousands of miles. This is extremely time sensitive. Please consider donating so that borders
dashofcreme: Ok so I’m starting a donation fund.Specifically for child care and regular child costs.Being a single mom is difficult and anything you donate helps. Thank you 😊https://www.paypal.me/CLambert171cash.me/$Cassandra194
black–lamb: black–lamb: my child: *falls* me: what did you learn? child: I don’t knoooooow me: gravity don’t care aboutcha ass and neither does the government. Welcome to the real world.
kimreesesdaughter: kimreesesdaughter: My child: Who became President after Obama? Me: *shows me a picture of the breathing spray tan*My Child: They say it was him.Me:
3-kermit:my child: momme: yes?my child: can you sing me a lullaby?me: yes dear,me: *clears throat*me: OSHIHETE OSHIHETE YO!!!
skidar: just-shower-thoughts: Child me would be shocked at how rarely adult me has used my ability to go to a store and literally buy a pound of candy Child me would be delighted at how often adult me uses my ability to go to a store and literally
someoneintheshadow446: the-jingler: mcsiggy: hungry-hobbits: chillwerewolf: small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish] me: small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish] me: small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
diisneydreaming: Buying a Disney movie does not make you a “child at heart.” Like can you please stop. I have a Disney blog does that make me a “child at heart.” No it makes me a normal person because Disney is fucking amazing and there’s nothing
galangrants: a fun fact about parenting is that if your child is lgbt+, no amount of “i love you"s or “i’m proud of you"s will take away your child’s fear of coming out to you. i have great parents. they tell me they love me every damn
calamitys-child:calamitys-child:calamitys-child:I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing togetherExamples:- guy at work “Yes, and -” ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be
calvin-klein-sign-me-already: youlovetheboy: witchstock:drakemogie: yappanese: Who’s child this is plies’s child This is me my son This the type of kid you’d fight like a grown man.
galangrants: a fun fact about parenting is that if your child is lgbt+, no amount of “i love you"s or “i’m proud of you"s will take away your child’s fear of coming out to you. i have great parents. they tell me they love me every
glumshoe: Me: “What are some examples of animals that are carnivores?”Child: “Monkeys!”Me: “Well—“Child: “They eat BANANAS!”Me: “Are bananas made out of meat?”Child: [giggling] “YEAH!”Me: “….kid, that is the scariest thing
originalflubber: fakestan: me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you my child: i wanna be a police officer me: no bitch pick another one hell yes
transientendeavor: Transphobic/Homophobic parents: “We love our child but…-” Ok, let me stop you there. Love implies that you support your child unconditionally. If you deny validity to your your child’s gender/sexuality; that’s giving conditions.
kimreesesdaughter: kimreesesdaughter: My child: Who became President after Obama? Me: *shows me a picture of the breathing spray tan* My Child: They say it was him. Me:
malefactum: My future child: Why are you jumping in the air, and what is on your hat? Me: We work in the dark to serve the light Child: what Me: Nothing is true, everything is permitted
fakestan: me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you my child: i wanna be a police officer me: no bitch pick another one
ookaminoki: RWbabies : WR69 min on twitter (+bee’s child)To me it’s hard to imagine wr become parents tho XDWRs child name’s Mei(may)Bee’s child is younger, name’s Li(lee)
perfectlyimperfectsheis: how do you guys feel about dating someone who already has a child? Honestly, its fine by me. I would do my part for her and for her child as if they were my child. But if there is baby daddy drama and etc then I couldnt deal
sft425: thelilnan: future child: can you help me with my school project me: whats it about future child: the history of japan me: @anaisalicious
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raptor-22: By: CUBIC “JUST LOVE ME!” “I’M PRACTICALLY A FATHER-FIGURE TO YOU!” “DOESN’T MATTER! LOVE ME, I LOVE YOU!” “DON’T SAY SUCH THINGS!” “WE’RE NOT RELATED C’MON!” “I KNEW YOU AS A CHILD!” “AS A CHILD I LOVED
hangingtitsarethebest: scottsmodelgirls: allthingsnastyman: itsninoblacksinterracialpalace: dwf2005: megastupendoussoul: Take it ALL Give me your black baby seed love the whimper Damn this bitch right here would have child after child from me
child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh my god are you shitting me
treatsandsuch: yall should send me money i have a child to feed (the childs me)
My little man. I can’t believe you’re four. 💜
Me, after seeing Cammie for 0.2 seconds: My child now.Literally the rest of the Gen:LOCK team: Oh worm?
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