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lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
gimme a TO, baby like um. Chris Webber. (via fatshawnkemp)
gimme a TO baby like um, chris webber
pikaballoons said: why i never do ref sheets: i cant stand drawing undesirable-ghostface-killa said: I at first read that as “I can’t stand drawing” and I was just like um oh okay that too
ollybollywolly: annoying-furry: the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy Why do some people just teeter on the line of
robosylveon:THIS BLOG TURNS 2!!!!! in these times of achievement and triumph, lets look back at all the wonderful posts ive made so far this year in 2016 like…. um….. uh…x3 Congrats~! c:
RUPERT GRINT: But my, my coat is quite cool ‘cause it’s got like … um, goggles in it! What is this creature?
parrotsketches: just, um… kisses!
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
archatlas: Liquid Mountains Dave Sandford Recently, I have felt drawn to the lakes that are virtually in the backyard of my hometown of London, Ont., Canada. Specifically, the awe-inspiring Great Lakes. Lake Erie, the 4th largest of the Great Lakes
dunnetwins: Hey, um, I’m really sorry -It’s not your fault.
mylittleapricot: people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things
theequeerstrian:inqilabi:Um this woman is living the dream Basically planning this with my qpl
chloroplasts:lakevida:they restructured wikipedia and the way it works now is that everyone on earth has an article to tend to for the rest of their life like a beloved ornamental tree or perhaps a tamagotchi and if you’re not responsible about it the
suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
When someone tries to explain something to you by comparing it to something else you don’t understand
blkbugatti: guysivehad: Resolution on these pics is awful again. But this is Mario. Very much a man’s man. To feel his 220 pounds laying on me and his sweet breath on my neck was shear heaven. Will have Mario again, soon. This is how i like um THICK
senet: aibouftw: senet: misusedmuse: ladysunami: *dies* Seto uh you okay there buddy Um. Malik. Why is your hand in a very suggestive spot on Atem’s leg? Derpy Translation: Bakura: Sailor Baku!! Malik: Sailor Ve-Namu (hybrid of Venus and Nam
manosukestoned420: in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher
bobonga: a dude came into work looking for vitamin d drops for his newborn so I grabbed the cheapest ones off the shelf (which happened to be Dora the Explorer brand, they were on sale and it was a sweet deal???) and he was like “Um excuse me could
askthehost: Um.
Let me sleep
thickordie: This i like um…Wit Thick Thighs and Thick Round Ass….#bigbootywishes #moneyshot #bigFun #bigbootywishes #brazil #talkshow #bedbreaker #heartbreaker #pullovadatasstoofat #google #lookatdatass #lookatthat #internetbreaker #mood #😮 #😡
sandcathouse: Um… *nervous sweating*
theanticlaushastheimpala: I just got kicked out of school for being suicidal. Or at the very least suspended pending a hearing. Which won’t be until well into the spring semester, most likely. um…more eloquent post to come… but as of today i’m
tbh-awkward: bloqrate: HOLY FUCK can i just.. like .. um. shove my face in that ok thanks
thagoodthings: THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF HOW SEX TRAFFICKING CAN HAPPEN THIS IS A SCAM!!!!!! I work in the social service sector and before the list even opens we get notified and when I saw this I’m like..Um this isn’t true and even called housing
bammshee: adhesivesandscrap: bammshee: gokuma: bammshee: bammshee: Poor Mags, you wrecked. If I’d know this was gunna get notes, I’d have coloured it in :p In other news, despite having the best night - I am starting to feel like UM in this
blackcockwhitegirl78: busty-oral-queens: Follow me http://busty-oral-queens.tumblr.com/ THICK!! Just how I like um. I love this girl.
vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry I just the gifs where the squirrel is trying to floof the fur over the
queerminho: Sometimes I feel bad when boys pull the whole “fake geek girl” thing on me but then I remember asking my ex if he listened to Welcome to Night Vale and he was like “Um…yeah, but just their first album” and I feel so much better
lesbianvenom: my favorite straight white boy thing to ever happen to me was in my intro to creative writing course where my teacher made us read a poem by sappho and when my professor asked us what it was about one dude was like “um well she’s writing
thickordie: Ha…..Thats how i like um…….Get Her….😋🚀….#perfect #thought #eyes #tagafriend #like4follow #goochie #jeans #purse #perfection #beautyshop #tune #damn #wow #thickest #bad #like4like #wakeup #mood #videooftheday #slayin #photography
tempetefemme: vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry I just the gifs where the squirrel is trying to floof
vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
so like um, i need someone 21 and up to go with me and watch hang over part 2.
iridessence: batman-nolanverse: westbor0baptistchurch: Did Harlequin just invite us to eat her pussy? i remember seeing this scene like “um… what rating is this again?”
ebonyzerscrooge: ineffably-crowley: lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and
lipstickkissmyblunt: brinajay-27: jjsinterlude: thecharvelle: candicekellyxo: Who could @thecharvelle and I possibly be?! #DoubleTrouble How fitting for Halloween! YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!! This is so cute i like’um thick
littleroseyprincess: when daddy falls asleep and you’re just like um i need attention and reassurance excuse you. please come back or i’ll start to cry.
peeka-byakugan:krwzprtt:hukiboukeryy:today a kid at work climbing up a tree felt the need to tell his friend “this tree is for ONLY BOYS and GIRLS”. so obviously his friend was like um that means it’s for everyone, to which i responded “some people
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
alwaysadolphin: kataramov: that reminds me of that post that was like “um, you have to let babies cry it out overnight so they learn self sufficiency. don’t let them manipulate you” babies. don’t have. the mental complexity. to manipulate people
nickandros:secifosseluce:nickandros:every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means
slangwang: its so easy to forget little subtle homestuck facts like um equius just stood and watched as kanaya cut tavros in half equius and vriska were neighbors???/? and probably hung out sometimes gamzee admitted he was afraid of vriska tavros killed
captainsnarkyninja: genjimain: ubercharge: trans-junk-rat: d3dans: slow-poked: um??? excuse me ???? @ BLIZZARD FIX THIS BUG??? GOOD, BAD, AND BEAUTIFUL more ridiculous is them calling mccree good ITS LIETSRRALY ONE HOF HIS OICE LINES HES AYD
oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
shouldnt: when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE
