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“like.. um… I used to think I was a uh.. whatchamacallit. A feminist and an in-duh-pendent woman? but now thanks to Master I know I’m just a dumb pink fuckbunny. He keeps me in this padded room because he likes to throw me around
gadsden-flag: meetmeinthememory: furelise: cool um ow? WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THIS?! THIS WOULD HURT LIKE NAPALM, SHIT! Uhm, a lot of people? If it’s done correctly and the temperature of the wax is watched and kept relatively low (for
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ladyofmischief: evaanverlaine-blog-deactivated2: Avengers Assemble #asdsfjg #obviously rdj is taking the tony approach like the bitch he is #and then you’ve got thiddles coming out all awkward and smiley like um hey guise #and then there’s ruffalo
buscando-a-paz: Não quero mais nada nessa vida, só você. Casado com um filho, só do seu lado poder envelhecer. E ver o retrato pendurado na parede lembrando da nossa história enquanto nos balançamos numa rede… Nas coisas simples é que um grande
mentiras-dos-garotos: Se tem um amigo, abrace-o. Se tem um amor, ame-o. Não deixe nada pra depois. Poetas Suicidas
ASK ME ? Uma pessoa que marcou sua vida ? Um lugar que desejar ir ? Uma música que te lembre amar ? Uma foto que você sempre se pega vendo ? Um animal
jackle-app: MicI just wanted to thank you for a couple things seeing that it’s valentines day, I feel like it’s appropriate to be super fuckin’ PDA-full (SORRY FOLLOWERS BARE WITH ME OKAY) Okay first like um thank you so fucking much for agreeing
abbymacaroni: Yet ANOTHER collab with @shitandsticks! She sent me a message saying how she was working on this super long drawing and when she showed it to me, I was instantly like PLZ LET ME COLOR THIS GURL. And she was like UM ABSOLUTELY??? Next on
aphrodeiti:Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma?? Like you’ve been dealing with it for so long that when you accidentally let it slip out in conversation and the persons like “um oh my god?” You’re like wow I forgot my life has been
pastguilt: fauxxe: literally haven’t shaved my legs in like 5 months. Um
krisispiss: @duxwontobey replied to your post:I canonically ship Kris with Shadow the Hedgehog wheres the sonic the hedgehog + kris OC? KRIS USED TO LIKE, LITERALLY BE A SONIC CHARACTER SO B’) but um, if you want sonic + Kris here Have Lupe! SHES
beautifulmania: He was like “i take it you have no clothes on.” i was like, “um. no. nope. nbd.” On fire
outcasty: me: i like this villian yall: OKAY this is ok but like, um, jhave you considered that this character is a Bad Person and you shouldnt be IDOLIZING and ROMANTICIZING this character because thy are evil and edgy and thats wrong me: i LOVE this
yoo minna, vou ter que sair um pouquinho mas mais tarde eu volto... fui!!
everyoneinthetardis: weareimmunetobullets: moochiethinks: agnesandcecilia: haaaaaaaaaaytham: peterpayne: According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like. this is exactly what breakfast in america is like um,
askannospirit: ask-ponyghost: askannospirit: We don’t have to… I just… I don’t want to make you do something you don’t want too… It would be like… um~ like a date~ i guess……. if that’s okay……….. it would be lovely to go
andreashettle: ragingpeacock: Is funny when doctors and other peeps act like my problem is that I’m obsessed w/ my disability. Um no. You have it backwards. The problem is I HAVE to be cuz it is a constant problem. I’m deaf. About 25 years ago,
twilightown: one of my favorite things is when I tell people I worked in Disney World and they automatically ask “who were you???” um the churro girl
prettynerdangel: good-angel-bad-wolf: sherlock-and-john-got-the-tardis: roavaswardrobe: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like Um like this, obvs i think that says enough Someone photoshop this onto
cakesxpeachesxracksx: Thick just like I like um👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
mebemrcupcakes: If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.”
wrigglesandgiggles: soyouwannabebrainwashed: Bounce and blank! Bounce and blank! Bounce and… Oh! Hey! I was just, like, um Master gave me this thing to say Whenever I wanna play with my titties That’s like all the time now, anyway It’s like, I
soyouwannabebrainwashed: Bounce and blank! Bounce and blank! Bounce and… Oh! Hey! I was just, like, um Master gave me this thing to say Whenever I wanna play with my titties That’s like all the time now, anyway It’s like, I can’t stop! Bounce
theworstcharacterinthegame: Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?” Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…”
smaskvxn: UM. someone said it looked like jenga so
thatfunnyblog: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words. Funny Stuff you like? Um… no? A lot of people like this KNOW that they don’t read very well, which is WHY they volunteer. They’re just trying to
nintendoki: also whe n people are like “social justice doesnt exist outside of tumblr” its like…. um u can major in social justice. social justice is a class u can take, it is something u can major in in college,its
ronaldknoxtodiefor: nimbus-cloud: paperwhale: I like how everyone has some kind of scythe spinning swag except Ronald’s just like “Um… I can set my mower two feet to the left… and pop my hips a little, yeah. Girl lookit that body.” ^^^^^^
sadlilkittenprincess: theworstcharacterinthegame: Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?” Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…” Accurate
starfieldcanvas: vangohing: my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda
itstyluv: he-manthundercats: he was like … bitch Y'all Kevin hart was like um… Yeah no
So like um, i didn't have homework for like two weeks, and im so happy.
hohentai: people really out here like ‘respect other peoples opinions and choices no matter who they voted for !!111!!!1!!!’ like um… what makes u think i value someones opinion over someones life lmao
vangohing: my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told
hasleftthechat-deactivated20211:comradekatara:it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what?
zultein: blue-eyed-hanji: sorayraya: cat-crusade: i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr- seriously this is what they look like wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
ominouslymathematical: vangohing: my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was
nahmeannnn: bombboldbeauty: This is fucking unacceptable and not funny. Some white people be taking it too far. Why do they target us? Like there are better things that they could be doing like um FIXING THIS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN SHIT. Wow that’s
roavaswardrobe: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like Um like this, obvs
so this man came into my job today and tried to pay for his coffee with his black amex card…. that shit is TOO THICK for our credit card swiper so i was like, um, it’s not working. THEN this dude tried to hand me a benjamin like WHY WOULD
hrhprincesslana: hrhprincesslana: OMG you guys the person who wrote the pedo ask is like all up in my inbox like “um actually sweaty im a successful 22 year old sb turned fiance and I met him at 18 and we have a perfect relationship and I’m on
beautifulmania: He was like “i take it you have no clothes on.” i was like, “um. no. nope. nbd.”
ghosthomo: girls are hot. like soooOoooOooOooO hot. i don’t understand how every single girl in the universe isn’t gay?? like um all girls are flawless, love us
ajoraverse: ajora: sleeptalker-afterdark: jomamazriv: Cartoon network latin america made my day. What is this?Translation?JASPER THAT’S THE LAZIEST SWIMSUIT EVERALSO JASPDEMPTION CONFURMED edit: omfg her hair is in a pony tail like ames I CAN’TGOD
iluvbbwass: Just like I like um thick & curvy Iluvbbwass#
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hullaballoons: vampireapologist: I hate when someone is like “the makeup industry is fucked up and it’s wrong the way our culture forces an artificial beauty standard on young girls” and then some woman chimes in like “um excuse you I wear
miraruinada: “I’m right ‘ere! I’m a proud child of the Godkiller! I’m gonna be like ‘em when I grow up! I’ll be strong and powerful!” “ Hey there kiddo, uh, that’s nice. Always shoot for the stars. Um .
E quando você ama mesmo alguém, seja um amigo ou um amor, você tem que conhecer todas as possibilidades, tentar entender como a pessoa é, porque a maldade é fruto das fraquezas e a capacidade de amar fruto do lado mais forte e sincero de uma pessoa,
"Era uma vez um cachorro chamado 'Pra Dentro'. Um dia, o dono dele falou: 'Pra Dentro, pra fora!!!!'. O cachorro ficou doido e morreu."
morganfree-man: I had to get taken home by a cop last night and while I was telling him where to go, he took a left and was I like “um excuse me you didn’t use your blinker” and he was like “did you see a cop” Yes like you are a cop I literally
