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Like? Um, I don’t think that’s a strong enough word.
lacigreen: This is what Barbie would look like if she were scaled to the body size of the average 19-year-old woman in the US. (x) Given the negative impact that playing with Barbies can have on girls’ self esteem and eating patterns, how hard would
sonhos-inexplicaveis: Marque em negrito sobre você: - Você é um menino. - Você é uma menina. - Você usa all star. - Você está apaixonada/apaixonado. - Você passa a maior parte do seu tempo no Tumblr. - Você está feliz. - Você está triste.
É um anjo. Não me lembro de ter visto asas, só sei que tinha um sorriso lindo.
Eu sou apenas mais um garoto e fui colocado nesse mundo sem ter direito de chorar. Sem ter direito de amar. Homens não choram, homens não tem coração. Mas cansei de usar esta mascara, cansei de ser o que não sou. Eu era um garoto, sim, como todos
Um verdadeiro amigo é aquele que entra quando o resto do mundo sai.
Um foda-se pra quem só lembra de mim quando precisa.
um-pequeno-adorador-blog: Mas só de ouvir a sua voz eu já me sinto bem. Charlie Brown Jr.
echofades: “These actresses that you work with, they use you for your music connections at the end of the day. And she heard that Prince was playing and she was like ‘Hey, um, maybe like, if there were like, some extra tickets, like, um, you would
maxyartwork:maxyartwork:i’m obsessed with making these little animations now teyonah liked my drawing and told me i’m “super talented” and suddenly all my problems disappeared
I-I ..um…. I… W-what??
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because
Um, yummy. - D
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sinaloan: do u ever flirt w/ someone and ur just like “haha oh my god id fuckin WRECK u”
la-corny: romanticysm: goals i love this lil comic it’s so cute but this has been stolen and reposted without credit to the artist which is very very sad! here is Philippa Rice’s website please look if you like this
darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
perspectave: i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably
sadhacker:i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with
selfiepolice: i feel u or like i want to
really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad
soulofaunicorn: do you ever see someone cute and you’re just like
absentions: it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time
I love you so much that "to the moon and back" seems like a shortcut.
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
aureat: I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside
foolsgoldd: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.
slimeeeman: really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad
flirtytwink: I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
surprisebitch: i wonder what it feels like to be in love with someone who is in love with you too
elisabeth, like the queen but better
looxury: HAVE YOU EVER FELT SO DESPERATE ABOUT SOMEONE NOT LIKING YOU BACK, THAT YOU JUST GET THIS TIGHT, SQUEEZING FEELING IN YOUR CHEST AND IT JUST HURTS SO MUCH
nomifuki: Next story of my prev post “Uh,like um… y know …..um” “Ah becuz I just …said a weird thing like …” “Ahhhh ummmmm urgggggg” “I LOVE YOU THATS WHY!!!!!!!!”
fleshdroid: I was signing up for amnesty society and the guy at the stall was like ‘are you from England?’ so I said ‘yeah’ and he was like ‘wow that must be so cool’ so I was just kinda like ‘um it’s okay’ and he looked like he had
Reblog if you're a girl and you like Star Wars
dominawritesthings: People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work. Like this is
thetrainticket: jtated: garbage-empress: she who controls the frogs controls it all At first I was like hmmmmmm but THEN @neopuff
Looks like UM showed up early to get ready for the game. Sporting the new Nike Pro Convict uniforms.
violetsandflannels: kattcant: violetsandflannels: violetsandflannels: why is this not something we use more often #like um sweaty(: but um hetty(: I like the way you’re thinking Hey, you guys, whats the best way to get respect and representation?
like-um-big: Tessa Fowler
hustlerose:hustlerose:hustlerose:cum cum cum that’s all you girls think about is cum. what about things that are not cum like um. uh well there’s. uh. hm hmmmmmmmmmm um um stuff like uhhhh uuh such as like sorta maybe like a. you know. uh yes these
So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself
whorville: thebitterfrenchcanadian: the fact that pretty teeth are only known as “white” and “straight” is a manifestation of our hatred for minorities Omg go floss
theogblackjesus: 2damnfeisty: my-phatty-like-a-mattress: LisaRaye in Rhapsody, 2000. i love this movie EXPLAIN
horriblewarning: do you ever just like suddenly realize that you would totally date one of your friendsnot like that you actively have a crush on them or anythingbut like “you are so amazing and great and if you wanted to date me i would be extremely
woodmeat: nickymanage: what if ur man pulled a gun on your in bed like in a kinky way it was loaded and he was giving u the dick of your life? like it sounds crazy but im into it
paigefillyr: riverdanceinhell: so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc. well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i oh Next time on: I didn’t know I was a
Um so apparently you can live in this Parisian bookstore for free
Adele: When I was like 16, I was in London, and I wrote some songs and I put them on Myspace. Ushi: You were in space? Adele: I wasn’t in space Ushi: In space? you were in space? Adele: Um, in the computer though, not in space..like um… Ushi:
UM MINUTO DE SILÊNCIO PELA DASH ANTIGA
um-principe-imaginario: “Esquecer” ta aí uma palavra,que eu tenho que aprender a usa-lá.
UM DIA O BABACA CANSA DE APANHAR, E APRENDE A BATER. E PODE TER CERTEZA QUE A INTENSIDADE É BEM MAIS FORTE.
Um brinde a mim, por ser tão idiota.
Um cara invade o quarto de uma garota e rouba um beijo dela sem ao menos conhecê-la direito. Filme de estupro? Não, "A Bela Adormecida"...
my-gender-is:My gender is uh, um, hmm, ah, it’s uh, uhhhmmm, my gender, it’s like, um, gender’s like, it’s my, y’know, uh
UM SOYEAH
Está junto com um amigo e passa perto de um lugar com um fedor horrível. O que você diz
kuvirsass: - “We’ll get through it, as a family” - “You’re going to answer for everything that you’ve done!” And this is exactly why Kuvira turned into the dictator she was. Su says she was like a daughter to her and a lot of people complained
sirenymph:Men are um….scary? Like scary as hell? Like they believe getting physical with anyone is the solution to their problem and when that doesn’t work they turn to emotional hostility and aggression and abuse and it’s like um really fucking
