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maddylioness: there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
chickenuqqet: when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna
ninjakato: haveyoueverseen-therain: ribbon-queen: if I turned around and a small army of cats was behind me do u kno how elated I would be YOU ARE RULER OF THE KITTIES This is what happens to me… and I am not kidding.
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
prattandscott: “I’m not kidding, as a writer, it made me fury. I’m still really upset and angry.”
I’m watching he movie McFarland and it’s set in the 80s and about Mexican kids of migrant workers forming a cross country team and I ran cross country in high school and I’m Mexican so it’s like this movie is about me
jimzub: SOURCE: http://www.danvojtech.cz/blog/2016/07/amazing-how-focal-length-affect-shape-of-the-face/ When they say“The camera adds 10 pounds”they’re not kidding.Here’s the effect with different camera lenses while keeping the subject the
moon-roses: i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
perks-of-being-sian: this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
ixnay-on-the-oddk: Or teach your kid not to stare at people’s butts in public like he is gonna murder them, or get over it when he does. People don’t need to dress for your child. eeesh
the-absolute-best-gifs: jenifersong: THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST PARTS NOT KIDDING THIS WOULD BE MY GRANDMOTHER
butchjiro: butchjiro: if you’re racist you’re stupid i’m not kidding you could have a college degree in biology or some shit but you’re still stupid and ugly
brunodailyorg: One shot not - Backstage
brunodailyorg: I’m tired of catching grenades, jumping in front of trains, today I don’t feel like doing anything…I’m tired of singing love songs, I just wanna go home, today I swear I’m not doing anything, nothing at all…
chasingwishes: For two years now you’ve been only in our hearts. Yet, you keep inspiring people. You’re alive through your dance, your songs and your will to change the world. You’re not really gone, and for as long as people keep being inspired
xoxojhankhi: Question: “When you’re not saving the universe, what do you do for fun?”Shia: “What I do is, I like to make friendship bracelets.”
kvaghela: Bruno Mars - ‘Lastly but definitely not in the least, I have to thank my partner in crime, in everything I do, the best guy I know, the man who never steers me wrong but never steers me right, he just steers me - Mr. Philip Lawrence. The
rickydank: This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .
omg-brunomars: kayladz: Why wasn’t he like this for the M&G?! asdjfkgdvhfgh Duuuuuuuude. how is she not ripping his clothes off? My ass would’ve rip that shirt to shreds as soon as I saw him. HOLY SHIZZLE THAT’S CHACHI! I LOVE HER
Words can not describe how much i hate going back to school on monday
echosei: themainbitch: No, this is not the average tumblr picture. But that’s okay. This is me and my father. He was hurt in Iraq in 2006. I just wanted to put this out there and show everybody what happens. Live’s are lost, and people get hurt.
Tell me i made a good choice of not going to the dance tonight. #regrets
Fuck it, not in the mood to ‘fashionable’ just gonna wear a sweater tomorrow
thegrenadeguy: ilovethesmeezingtons: glitteryconverse: thatboywiththefedoraandraybans: girlwiththe-brokensmile: hahahaha JOE, YOU ARE NOT BRUNO MARS. STOP IT, MAN. :P don’t even try. this bitch tried it. Just stop like really just stop.
So instead of getting a good night sleep i had NO sleep,an anxiety attack, and i threw up….sorry was you and your mind not ready for that?
ur not sexy, and apparently you dont know it .
Crazy night at six flags! Can not compare a day where we met so many sexy guys…scared ones too ;)
It feels like i’m not even sleepy but at the same time i can crash any second now
echosei: houseofbillierose: When you live in the Moment and Count your blessings and not your problems & Surround yourself with ONLY Positive things..it all comes together :)…I must say in this last yr i have learned soooo much about Myself, What
bruno-mars: Is it just me, or does anyone else find this real sexy? It’s not just you. Trust me.
omg-brunomars: welovethehawaianlion: It Will Rain….. awesome.. I’m not even a fan of twilight but YESSSSSSSSSSSS. :’D i saw this the other day and pissed by pants
indiegentleman: and not a single fuck was given that day.
ariana-banana: yeah and are telling everyone i’m tumblr famous (which i’m not)
Drinking two starbucks was not a very good idea buhh its my favorite ;D
justhooligans: brunomars-sars: “Honolulu Mayor Peter Carlisle kept a campaign promise to not sing at every public event he attended, but he had a great time on stage after intermission reading the proclamation designating Friday (December 19th 2010)
brunosbabydoll: xoxmichellexxo: thecookiedevorator: thegrenadeguy: brunomarscurls: THIS FUCKING SMILE *-* this is his smile. not his polite smile, his awkard smile. i love this smile. Oh My God the second comment <3 so true i love it more than
mrpase: The uncolored phone booth This is one of my favourite pictures from our London trip. There are so many pictures of those red boxes. But it’s not only the color which makes them so special - look at it objectively. And that’s the reason why
echosei: he should be banned from wearing eyeglasses/shades…. his eyes are not worthy of covering
I was RAISED to say please & thank you, to have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those in need, hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it's needed, & to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them.
storybook-magic: “Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.” (by urbancitylife)
Ladies, just because you meet someone that's a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren't whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he's a
It's not a real friendship without homosexual moments.
here-is-the-place: When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, prejudice, and general
thrustingwithtomlinson: and on the twenty-fourth day of the twelfth month, God said ‘Let there be sass’ but the universe wasn’t sure whether or not he said sass or ass and so then Louis Tomlinson was created.
daw-n: do not change or remove the source :)
serendipitylovexx: can never NOT reblog this, too cute for words
Do not look up One Direction because you will become obsessed and die.
livinginaghostworld: thefoxxybenedict: Fun Fact: The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked
mcakeface: The most unrealistic thing about Teen Wolf is that not one single person in that school wants Stiles.
“Peace is not something you wish for. It’s something you make, something you do, something you are, and something you give away.”
Let's face it. If you’re not pretty then life is going to be harder for you. People say that personality matters the most and I agree, but the world is shallow. The people who are lucky enough to be born good looking will always be one step ahead. Sucks
finding out Zoella has a tumblr is the best thing i ever found out in my life…. not really, but it’s still exciting.
louis-tops: I’m basically british except for the fact that I’m not british
