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ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
merethic:hi i’m waldo and when i’m drunk i apparently spontaneously draw gay wizards smorching skeletons (i’m not kidding i was drunk right up until the coloring stage of this thing). work has been taking up my life so i haven’t had much time
mother-duster: “Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles
chimchiri:What do you mean, this is not the ending? This is exactly what happened.
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
romangodfrey:college essays more like
school projects are fun
Did I ever mention how much I love my roommates We have apartment theme songsI’m not kidding we always sing them on the way to school
Decided to do a redraw of an old drawing from when I was a kid
Someone needs to kick my ass, force me to browse through hundreds (I’m not kidding I numbered all the pictures) of Eremes pictures so I could isolate as many images of Krishna as possible, that are clean and preferably from different angles. I want
lilium: And this is why these things are happening to you, stupid crying guy.Don’t. Hurt. Shinra. Izaya was not kidding around. He will spend (and has spent) the rest of his life making that dude regret hurting his adorable, precious (only?) friend.I
tru-taboo: I’ve been taking baths and showering with mom since I was a little kid, not much has changed, except now I’m a man and helping mom wash her hard to reach spots gets me hard AF. and Mom has taken notice…
secret-knight: areasontobreathe: sari-y-fawr: So very true Kids that young are essentially gender neutral, and are still being taught ‘gender norms’ by adults who should know better. I have the world’s most precious nephew. When he was 3, he
nfrgp: 30/1 - I gave Subbie a very very long series of oily slippery edgings last night … in the end I pushed him just a little too far, I squeezed tightly and he had the perfect ruined orgasm. I’m not kidding literally litres of cum just slowly
awfullydull: awesome-picz: Today Is National Take Your Dog To Work Day. they are working very hard and I am proud of them
otp–prompts: Imagine your OTP where one is the Fully Functional Adult™ and the other has been living off of coffee and fruit snacks for three days straight.
middlemarching: boredpanda: Meet Smoothie, The World’s Most Photogenic Cat omg you’re not kidding, look at that beautiful fluff
sanvxrs: femslashfantasies: I always wonder, is Tumblr THAT gay or am I just following all the gay people? listen, i once had a straight friend over and she opened her tumblr and i didn’t even recognize the website i’m not kidding
freakzter: imnot-satan: ralkana: officialburger: im not like other teenagers, im 51 coolson I will love this post forever
surprisebitch: itstaakothywowzard: kaijuno: alvaroarbehoa: coolcatgroup: He like it I’m crying 1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding. goodbye
tinyconfusion: misstylersmith: Donna: Have you asked Rose out yet? Ten: Well, technically not yet, but in my mind we already have children.
thegestianpoet:Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly 贓 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make 贓.
misstylersmith: Rose, holding up Rose the Dog: stinkyJackie: no!! don’t be mean!!Rose, swaying Rose the Dog back and forth: stinky bastard manJackie: nooo!!!!Pete, not looking up from chopping vegetables: naughty boy. brat dog.Jackie, distraught: NOOOO!!
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
sergeant-angels-trashcan: Sherlock: Watson do you not like the child I acquired for us to raise together as platonic life partnersJoan: I’m sorry you got a what
reiikiki:feralcatman:a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children
imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
makememoan25: I don’t know why you laugh like I told a joke… Damn I’m not kidding
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
retrogradeworks:cheshiretiffy:Pfffdawwwwww *3*I don’t reblog many babies, but this is a baby making a very important life choice.
ancanope: marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi have you fucking seen this basedthursday
rakatakat: really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories
ttotheaffy: mikkynga: impsexual: The beauty in simplicity. I’m just going to straight up say this: I’m a huge stickler for good character designs. Not kidding, if there is a poor character design in something, I’m going to turn my nose up at
nintendontdodrugs: Dont care what anyone says, this was a fantastic movie back when I was a kid! The Pagemaster (1994)
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat I assure you all that I am indeed my icon
Steven Quartz Universe or as Mr. Smiley probably knows him, “that kid who keeps ruining my life”
voiceactresskurutta: artemispanthar: kasukasukasumisty: Steven has those glowy star stickers on his wall, that’s adorable that’s such a little kid thing to have! Too cute! Also, I think its a really neat detail that he has mismatching pillows.
When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
vgprintads: “Hodj ‘n’ Podj” Computer Gaming World, April 1995 (#129) via CGW Musuem OH MAN, I LOVE HODJ ‘N’ PODJ! I don’t know how many folks actually played this game, its fairly old and I got it as a kid by digging
Ohh my god, I found Happily Ever After toys on eBay. I’d buy them but I’m not spending over on cheap toys made for an animated knock-off sequel of Snow White. Still, I’m amazed they even made toys for it
deep-dark-fears: A fear submitted by Uli to deep dark fears. The new Deep Dark Fears book is now available for pre-order at Amazon, B&N, IndieBound, iBooks, and Google Books. Thanks! This reminds me of when I busted my forehead open as a kid
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
ghostine: If you brought me to an arcade as a kid and this mother fucker was there that was it. It was mine for the rest of the night. Back off.
didyouknowgaming: Digimon’s Video Game Origins. More InfoMore Anime Games: http://bit.ly/2oD7Pxi Aw, I had that exact Digimon handheld device when I was a kid! I loved it so much
groomoftiffany:the theory that glenda is the biology teacher is so funny because imagine you want to help this poor kid who’s bullied relentlessly and one day he walks into school carrying your dad around like a baby and then he gives your dad to
browsethestacks:pascalcampion:Milo and NoahThis was part of a story I did with this little bear character and a duck.I gave it up a while back after getting feedback it wasn’t for kids. But I was re reading some of the stuff I wrote and I still like
damnthosewords: Kids Ask Doctor Who Cast Difficult Questions
penny-anna: penny-anna:penny-anna:ppl will conflate ‘children’s media’ w ‘bad/shallow media’ and then when they come across a bit of children’s media that’s good they’ll be like ‘aha this isn’t actually for kids!! loophole.’
gijinpoops: welcome to kalos you sexy motherfucker u w u Source: http://moothequackingcow.deviantart.com/art/Welcome-to-Kalos-395246461
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING
pizzaotter: Legit not kidding I need my butt eaten STAT.
wncslut69: Will the man with this #monstercock please contact me NOW!!! I’m not kidding. Message me and I will fly to you. Very serious.
moniicow: When I get bored, I like to #photoshop photos of friends and #print them onto #tshirts . I’m really not kidding, there are a few floating around. Note the return of the #badass #borderlands #shorts ! 😉
amothafuckingquiche: “Hey… sorry… I can’t come in to work today. My gay is acting up………. yeah. My gay…… Dude. I’m not kidding. I woke up and I was just vomiting rainbows and I swear I just shat a unicorn.”
chekhov: i think about this all the time i’m not kidding
lumos5001: impalasherlock: fancypancakes: letusneverspeakofthis: kissnecks: there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet
shadows-of-a-fallen-angel: mishardor: bellamyclarke: bellamyclarke: METATRON IS EATING BREAKFAST BEHIND ME GUYS I’M NOT KIDDING RUN JUST RUN YOU CAN GET BACON LATER JUST GO
thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties
cloudfreed: taylorfart: jacgayline: phoneus: jimzub: When they say“The camera adds 10 pounds”they’re not kidding.Here’s the effect with different camera lenses while keeping the subject the same size. D E C R E A S E F A C E I hate
norithics: brendancorrism: brendancorrism: MORE MONA LISA! I wasn’t lying when I said there’d be more of her. For a character I was so obsessed with as a kid (….not like I’m still obsessed or anything… :l) I took criminally long getting around
