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omigawdmatt: IM NOT KIDDING. IS THIS REAL??????????
mister-gus: OKAY SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENEDUncle Grandpa brought STEVEN UNIVERSE over to the RV! Not kidding. THE REAL STEVEN UNIVERSE! I was super excited to show him my fanart when PIZZA STEVE WALKED IN AND DREW ALL OVER IT!!!! He saved over it and I
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING
c-bassmeow: quaagsire: god I love being queer I’m not kidding this has changed my life. What a fucking game changing and life changing performance
jolly-ob-saint-nixilis: jolly-ob-saint-nixilis: To my increasing confusion this is the newest yugioh archetype I’m not kidding
seductivesquid: lust-and-war:When they said the new samurai Jack was for a more mature audience, they weren’t kidding. not really my thing but still kinda hawts
fertile-hips: “See babe, I was not kidding when I said I was ovulating! Now let me sit on that cock and milk those baby making balls of yours!”
qweety: mindofgemini: fairyfencer: fairyfencer: There’s gonna be an insect dating visual novel kinda like Hatoful Boyfriend but with insects I’m seriously not kidding It’s less insects specifically and more monster people in general, though
tsscat: wonderfuck: wonderfuck: you guys i’m so fucking scared the pandemic is absolutely thriving in south asia. i’m not kidding. you might think the US is bad, but the situation in countries like india (which literally surpassed the US for the
5dollarshake: Hazel’s favorite character. #zarya #overwatch I’m not allowed to play anything else when she’s watching! roll model X3
grimphantom2: lol it’s true XD she loves kids~ not babies lol XD
ask-oncies-jizz: ask-oncies-jizz: 4 years later Regarding Twilight Sparkle is still the most deeply upsetting thing ever written by a human being and i’m not kidding when i say that i think about it almost daily never forget lulz
brendancorrism: brendancorrism: MORE MONA LISA! I wasn’t lying when I said there’d be more of her. For a character I was so obsessed with as a kid (….not like I’m still obsessed or anything… :l) I took criminally long getting around to drawing
gemstonecub: theycallmehuggybear: ceejofmalta: Some post Christmas belly. So far it’s been s weekend of totally pigging out and there’s still to days left! Such a handsome fatty! Sweet lord, you’re not kidding :O
thatonebigchub: Let’s not kid ourselves. This fat ass has never seen the inside of gym, nor will he ever use one again
marty-mc: Baby Dorian during one of his duels with other kids of the Circle, Magister Dorian and his friend Maevaris Tilani (just some old sketches of Tevinter fashion) I want to cosplay baby dorian so bad. this is perfect!Also… How bloody
……………… I’m not sure if this a reference to fucktards in general, you’re average jock…. or children. Nonetheless… AHHAHAHAHAH!
Really not surprised there’s a book for this… at all.
lol…. This would so NOT work on me… but I agree it would for some men. Genius.
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry Genius. They should do that with ebola too, I mean the mortality rate is a little higher but I mean come on! Think of
Wife: What could happen he said. Its just archery he said. Im not a COMPLETE dumbass he said… =_=
Better not start any shit in this place…
Well… you’re not wrong.
high-tech-hippy:real-dreams-and-memories:maddylioness:there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of
Proud of it! In fact several wooden spoons did not survive. I AM THE DESTROYER. FEAR ME SPOONS OF THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! XD
morice: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined
Jamey took his own life on September 18, 2011 he was being bullied for being Gay for years. Jamey was found dead outside his home on a Sunday morning, but Amherst police would not release any details on how he killed himself. Students had been posting
I bond by not having that parasite.
worldwasteland: The Lone Wolf Radio shack in Fallout New Vegas appears abandoned, but that was not always the case. Originally, it was planned to be the home of the Lone Wolf, a character far more sadistic and depraved then any before featured in the
paintingtherosesredd: letoureyescollide: dollypop12: As someone with 23 piercings, this speaks to me on a deep level. Sorry I can’t not reblog this. So true. I see this all the time at work. That’s fucked up.
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
Just a PSA that an anonymous message in my tumblr ask box is not an appropriate method of contacting me for: • dates • @fourchambers patreon support • @fourchambers performing applications everyone knows that anonymous tumblr messages are
tsunamiwavesurfing: sixpathsofbased: edgecontrolking: sixpathsofbased: dongstomper: deathgripsforcutie: salty-air-messy-hair: This is so powerful is it is it really Kids not available on the app store? sixpathsofbased it’s talking about
I wish I could play pokemon like a kid, not worried about evs or attacks or complimentary natures or ivs or any of that shit
jaykzero: 2014 and this is still not a thing?!
boynoizes-: i am crying i am not kidding oh my fucking god
hazel2468: pinkastrophe: talesfromthewater: aliaitee: system-lgbt: system-lgbt: Anon Hate IS Illegal. Guys, I’m not kidding. Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well
info-cultist: chongoblog: sharkbutt-groove: gordons: This video, hands down, was not filmed on this plain of reality the only way to experience this video is at half speed A little carbonation, and I’ll see you later glass glass glass made of
askearthairandmagic: Pitch: I may kill him…I’m not kidding… OMFG I love this. XDDD
askflowertheplantponi: [2014-01-12 20:21:19] FreeFraQ(ShinySlime): random though. do you know vinexflower would be ship if they’re not kids? :V [2014-01-12 20:21:34] FreeFraQ(ShinySlime): i heard some “opinions” about it :V [2014-01-12 20:21:45]
alskylark: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry Wasn’t this a South Park episode that came out 1998 and was about chickenpox?
adurot: systlin: lotobuns: I’m not kidding when I say I screamed at the top of my lungs WHAT In. =O!!
So, I am literally just sitting here drinking and studying for psyc. I feel like this is not how I am supposed to spend my Friday nights…..
yellowstonee: ti-ll: ryaninwonderland: my favorite picture on tumblr. i am not kidding when i say this if my 50th time reblogging it. Holy shit i loooove this ^^. Same
foreverchildblog: There are three people from three different places in New Jersey on my blog right now hi guise, whats goin on Fun fact: I’m an official tour guide of New Jersey.
rainbowfairyprincess: punkrockmermaid: “I’m not ashamed to dress ‘like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” - Iggy Pop Iggy Pop is such a bad ass. There’s an interview I watched where his manager talked about
tawny replied to your post: We’ve sealed off the windows. Jimmy and Tori are… marathoning madoka is the best hurricane idea COME OVER. I’m not kidding.
ladynorthstar: beingevil: black-nata: …in or out of context this is equally homoerotic. oh, wow WHY AM I NOT WATCHING THIS SHIT YET?
artsydapperdactyl: so this is like an AU where Frerin isn’t dead and Dís never had Fili and Kili so they go with Thorin to reclaim their home. Frerin is an adorable diplomat or something and Dís is a fucking bad ass (not that she isn’t already)
Unit plan complete. Bring out the Bavarian nutmeg root beer. (for those of you who are curious it says “DONNIE- DO NOT OPEN UNTIL UNIT PLAN IS DONE”)
ancorae: i promise one day i will hold off from posting until after i decide i’m not gonna play with it anymore
publius-esquire: *points to Alexander Hamilton* That’s a bisexual*stuffy straight men* Why do you got to read queerness into everything…no bisexuals before 1970s…it’s just a bromance…he had like a million kids…tearing the moral fabric of
heatherjochens: medievalpoc: rafi-dangelo: Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same
How I cope after finding out about my #sexual abuse: make a zillion aus in which young kids are loved and cherished by maternal figures/hyper focus on canonical maternal figures
farleysflavors replied to your post: apparently leelah alcorn’s mom is a te… i read somewhere that she apparently screams at some of the kids she teaches, particularly one that has adhd, according to a friend of leelah’s that sat in on a class
soliloquief: njy2: Where the fuck was this for ferguson? gaza? new york? hong kong? if ur not white i guess it doesnt matter
the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are trying to come up with weird theories as to how I’ve gotten the injury.the most popular theory is that I was in an extensive cosplay photoshoot and I threw my back out for a pose.
youngblackandvegan: Do not allow people to mispronounce your name
faithbreaker: I can see I’m not alone. I can face the unknown. Degrassi High (1989-1991)