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define-werewolf:ignitiondorks:Things I wish my mom had told me:To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.Reblogging to save a life
in the series finale of breaking bad, walt finally tries his meth and realizes that it tastes bad and everyone was only pretending to like it to make him feel better
slaymegerard:jishthedrummnist:fall out boy isn’t a band. it isn’t an art. its a meme.at least it’s not an idea
reaq:spoken-not-written:THE POPULATION OF TIGERS IN INDIA HAS INCREASED BY 30% THIS IS ABSOLUTEY FANTASTIC NEWSIndia says it now has almost a third more tigers than it did four years ago.
takealookatyourlife:Stopping girl hate doesn’t mean you have to like or get along with every other woman. It just means you don’t tear women down for being women. It means you let go of your internalised misogyny, envy, and jealousy of other women.
opheliacmuses:operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
aedeagus: the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally
quibbs:bigasseyesfullawonder: quibbs: getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion 6:00 am isn’t a place at all thats because it is an emotion
baconat0r: sixpenceee: In sectoral heterochromia one part of the eye is different from it’s remainder. Heterochromia, in general is the result of excessive pigment. It can be inherited or caused by disease & injury. I wish my eyes were like
dendropsyche: stunningpicture:So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane This is so fucking metal.
magnifysuccess:sometimes i wonder what i would think of my body if it wasn’t my own? like if someone else had my body and i was looking at it from an outside perspective? i think two things would happen… for one, i would have much nicer thoughts about
n3rdgirl:congalineofdurin:dear god, let it be enoughi took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it
laynethomasstaley:“It’s clear that people loved him and will miss him. It would mean a lot to him, too, to know that this many people loved him.”Jamie Elmer (Layne’s sister)
armouredswampert: agelfeygelach: little-yogi: It’s a cute little thing though. Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted
eridangarang: in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
thats-slightly-raven:jaded-phoenix:thats-slightly-raven:who wore it bettershe did imo stop trying to make humor out of other peoples looks. It’s hurtful and makes you an asshole. okay but thats a photo of me
thetinkertoyboy:disneyscouples: DISNEY LOVE I love that at first she thinks it’s misogynistic, and isn’t afraid to call him on it, but then we see him do what we almost never see a male superhero do : He admits he’s scared. He’s not trying
say it with me nowemotionalabuse is still abuse do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual just don’t
metaphoricalanchor:alright listenjust because you dont break skin or use a razor doesnt mean it cant be self harmjust because they never hit you doesnt mean it cant be an abusive relationship just because you can communicate in some circles doesnt mean
happylittlebastille: troyes-lip-ring:troyes-lip-ring: Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it. It’s hard, huh?
jean-luc-gohard:captain-of-the-uss-jesski: breastforce: Shirt that needs to be made to piss off nerd boys if it hasn’t been done already: “Yoko Ono is my favorite Beatle” Why do you wanna do something JUST to piss people off? Also, it
niggasandcomputers:Why is it cold everyday like we get it
blackaudacity:dogthing2: portraitsofboston: “Hey man, take my picture!” “I can’t do it. It’s too dark.” “Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.” “Are you homeless?” “Yes, I am.” “How long have you been homeless?”
officialtayley: “It’s just a spark, but it’s enough to keep me going.” - Last Hope
sickghouls: it is no longer 2015 it is now 2005. mcr is still together. sugar we’re going down blasts from car radios and people still have flip phones and use myspace. panic! just released fever and every girl wants hayley williams is hair cut. its
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: when people ask “why does the rickroll still exist it’s so old” i just think he said he was never gonna give you up he meant it
laynethomasstaley:Layne, aged four, once asked me, “Mom, what’s it like when you die?” In my infinite wisdom (I was 23) I said, “Well, Honey, I think it might be like when you’re born. You get too big for the old space and you get pushed out
amelia-laelia: Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when
sixpenceee: GIANT SHRIMP FOUND OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA An enormous shrimp that measured 18 inches was found off the coast of Florida. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, it is likely to be a mantis shrimp. It’s hammer like claw can lash out at
heart:liquidglue:heart:have you ever felt your heart beating but it was like beating at a different part of your body and it’s really weird what the helldo u mean like a pulseno I meant an inner bomb that’s ticking in your skin and counting down the
neptunain: legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman
fukgirl:nah-thats-not-it:The only hair a woman should have between her legs is my beard.I found it. the worst text post in the history of the world.
intoxifaded:I love the word “fuckboy”. After so many years of constantly hearing “slut”, “skank”, and “whore” mainly used as insults against women, it’s great to have one specialized for men. It’s great that we’re coming together
cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
commandroid:why’s everyone keep telling gay people it’s okay to be gaywe already know that straight people are the problem tell straight people it’s okay to be gay
theconsultingbadwolf:bohemianistic:this is so important stop making girls feel like they have to look like a model to work out????? that is so stupid it makes no sense but it’s so harmful u go girl no matter what u look likeWow I needed to see this
psych2go: SourceTo clarify, this does not mean actively looking for distractions. It means laying down in bed telling yourself not to fall asleep so that it acts like a reverse psychology kind of thing to help you fall asleep.
wanderingluek:weknowx6:why do girls constantly hate on other girls for wearing the “basic” fashion styles.. like if you wanna wear leggings and nike socks with uggs WEAR IT!!!!! if you wanna walk around in a cute lil bralette and a kimono WEAR IT!!!!
sukoshibot:after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not
vrixie:irisannwest: do you ever do you ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses you when you think about it because oh god you hate it so much The bourgeoisie
paleception: random-melody: “It’s easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams… that is being naked.”-Rob Bell
christianborle:it’s gotten to a point where i actively try to click on rick rolls. i can sense when the rick roll is there and i click on it just to make sure i know that rick is never gonna give me up or let me down
If God’s the game you’re playing, then we must get more acquainted, it must be so lonely… to be the only one who’s holy. It’s just my humble opinion, but one I firmly believe in you don’t deserve a point of view, if the only thing you see
sixpathsofbased:thxrsdxy:niggafuckurblog:Oh fuckTold ya that it was a bad ideaLmaoooooo he really tried it
ruinedchildhood: “nah it works just don’t touch it”
cayden-carter:We may look like a different couple, but it’s still us. Left: 2 weeks on T Right: 2 years, 3 months on T Cheers to the girl who stuck through it all. I love you laceyyjaneee 6.27.11 and counting…
injuries: One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
qarcon: qarcon:i’m only an asshole for funapparently this is a relatable post but i feel guilty about posting it because being an asshole is stupid and doing it because you’re bored is even worse also i am actually not an asshole
tralasciare:miucciapet:honestly i think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for itThe accuracy
happylittlebastille:troyes-lip-ring: troyes-lip-ring: Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it. It’s hard, huh?
ejacurlate: *does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe
dekomoron: shutupaubrey: it should be illegal to put an s after the word “feel” it feels like you didnt think this through
sarahseeandersen: Why is it so hard to wait those extra five minutes for it to cool down?
needlekind:the “beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure” meme is so good i don’t even feel right calling it a meme? i am so glad to have this way to describe characters because it so concisely sums up such important concepts
freshfuckingpot: It’s just one of those songs, that came in, “Oh, I had this other one.” And he plays us These Days all the way through. It’s like… “Oh, really, that’s just another one? ‘Cause that’s the best song you’ve written almost
spicy-vagina-tacos: noli-timere-messorem: spicy-vagina-tacos: “What should I shave into my leg hair” Nike swoosh. #embrace your uncomfort I’m not an artist Omg you actually did it 😂 It was either this or Pepe and the world isn’t ready
