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dy1anobrien: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
curiouslymistook: healthycomfyhappy: blk0912: boredandmoist: This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal. Today, I just got the keys to my first house. Give it time. Needed this today when you hear people preach that it gets better,
cupcake-fallen-angel: vidreebro: ahsadler: phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: bangtidyniall: I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IT’S
billy-pilgrims: [writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
hasmeenah: obscurus-nox: milk—teeth: WHAT IS THIS LIP COLOUR I NEED IT It’s ‘Atomic’ by Make Up Store Wow wow wow
twentydeepsteps: twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
zeekayart: a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
hidekass: weirdblueman: What if tea could talk and it was really rude I think it’s time to go to sleep
brightlights-darklives: My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
thebisexualblogger: kellliohara: artigosaurus: queen-of-dork: i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei: debisanacronym1: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!? NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!! WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO
bombing: one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here
troyeboyxtilly: youtubers-ugh: halloween is soon its transparent Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it
talking-about-sagas-and-bands: Music was your real passion, this thing you held dear even above family. It was this relationship that never betrayed you. Once it became your job - this thing that was highly visible, this thing that became about commerce
the-goddamazon: boredandmoist: zeekayart: a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s This is true. This was
kiwianaroha: angrywocunited: fortheloveofnavyblueandopenskies: i was not going to post or comment on this outfit but it won’t stop bothering me so let me just put it out there. Amber is clearly trying to relive her glory days here, before she had
-sharkbites: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. perfect for school lunches
drjimmypage: onceuponabeatle: drjimmypage: I saw a picture of joe biden and I thought it was old man Jimmy Page for a second. that’s enough internet for me today. Now that you point it out, I can totally see the resembelance okay but for real jimmy
squided: lenkagamin-e: squided: It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some dont bring this back I waited an entire year to make this post. It’s coming back.
opisthocoelicaudia: opisthocoelicaudia: do i do it???? i did it
matthewsagan: This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
nirvananews: Interviewer: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?”Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain
laynethomasstaley: It felt like when Layne passed away, he largely got swept under the carpet. They just discounted everything he was…. It made me really sick when he’d just passed away and we’d been up for another Grammy, and they convinced us
ruinedchildhood: “nah it works just don’t touch it”
crash-mcbarason: the-uncensored-she: gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: pitysects: except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically
radiationscorpion: cassieandra8291: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts I saw the video of this once. I think it’s called “To Troll a Predator” on Youtube. It is fantastic Pedophile: “Who the fuck are you?” *Batman
rodneykong: the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network
disowns: i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
barackinaroundthechristmastree: it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point
unexplained-events: Flying Snake The snake gets onto a high surface then propels itself by thrusting its body up and away from the high surface. It then sucks in its abdomen and flares its ribs to turn its body into a “pseudo concave wing.” It does
kushstagram: I DONT THINK YOU GET IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY GROW A SET AND TELL HER
jakemalik: everyone stop fighting just stop it leave it to the cute little puppies
christoffferrr: monochromaticbirds: anitwat: I applaud the person who made this gif. It doesn’t skip back it flows, Omg I just can’t. yeah wtf this is the best gif ever A perfect gif :o Seamless gif
maxwelllabs: i love being an artist because i can draw what the fuck i want ya see that? thats squidward dressed up as rei ayanami. i dreamed it and made it happen
gingerbatch-addict: salaamender: Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially
m4rcianos: rose0x0x: elikaruna: omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then and then omg reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!
amadaun23: “If I didn’t do what I do, I think for the most part I would have very few friends and be a shut-in most of the time. It’s sort of a battle between that person and then the guy that wants to just let it all out in front of 2,000
buttsinthebelfry: i wanted to see how long it takes for my bus to get to my house in 10th grade and then forgot about it until college
matthews-wifey: lucifeur: upabovetheclouds: Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago wasn’t 2007 like three years ago though??????
loosegrooves: I guess it’s finished, I’ll touch it up later, I’m done 4 life now. Eddie Vedder - Pearl Jam.
likeevers: i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
iamthefreshestprince: i-am-mystery: soletsfreefall: it took me 16 whole years to realise that the “st” in 1st, the “nd” in 2nd and the “rd”in 3rd is because itS THE LAST 2 LETTERS OF THE WORDS WHAT. what the fuck did you think it was
ughsocialjustice: ghostfiish: trainingforstarfleet: crowncorpse: stop taking pictures of teachers/coworkers/strangers you find attractive without their consent it’s creepy and gross and it’s 2014 why do i have to say this Its also a huge violation
thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man
deathgripsforcutie: he’s the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun but he knows not what it means knows not what it means when i say
passinnotesinsecrecy: IT WAS THE ERA THINGS CHANGED. CAN YOU SEE IT NOW????
isafeye: Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will help them order food when it’s too scary walk with them through crowded places help them laugh it off when they make a mistake not get tired of answering “no, you’re not
spiritualinspiration: “…Weeping may endure for a night, but joy comes in the morning” (Psalm 30:5, NKJV) When you wake up each morning, God sends you a special delivery of joy. It’s like it comes knocking at the door of your heart every day.
yugichrist: like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand
steven-carlsburg: meladoodle: last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
hjsteele: shanellbklyn: athickgirlscloset: Indie fashion line Rum + Coke launched it’s holiday collection, It’s amazing! More pics on the blog. Rum & Coke Holiday Collection But wait tho chocolateist I thought this was you
eddie-vedder-is-god: ignite-mylove-ignite: ligerscout: ligerscout: Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me. fuck bro, I thought you were gunna
ochtona-princeps: unatract: zay4ik: why is it so small it’s a baby Thank you science side of tumblr
bramblepatch: hot-n-spicy-preston: talk-to-me-i-m-torn: lichanlin: mindmyiswhere: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY OHMYGOD. Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog. GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR …it was exactly what
arachnids-arisen: arachnids-arisen: i mean dude 2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year 2014 looks so much more appealing to me. 2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it. no words can explain how wrong i was.
urulokid: high-hannah: stunningpicture: Who never thought about this? This bothers me flame doesn’t cast a shadow because it’s NOT A SOLID OBJECT it’s a CHEMICAL REACTION you MEDIEVAL PEASANTS
the-friction-in-your-jeans: This quote really affected me on a personal level when Patrick tweeted it. It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time.
ruyijingu-bang: fat-tanuki: thugmissus: sighruben: lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A
sequere-lucem: teaminx: myawfulpersonality: Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops This is the best explanation for it I’ve ever found. holy shit i
ulttrxviolence-blog: I don’t feel any different from the girl before I became famous. It’s hard to analyse it and compare how my life would have been if Twilight hadn’t happened. Although,when I look where I am, I can at least say I’m pretty
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