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overlyprocessedthoughtsxo: empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone:
thesupremejew: Purposely intimidating racist old white men on public transport. How do you know he’s racist? Is it racist that he maybe doesn’t like being that close to strangers? Would you feel the same way if it was the guy trying to intimidate
back-that-sass-up: spyduck: rupindah: i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost ษ for an eyeshadow primer anymore i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to
amadaun23: If I write what seems like a depressed song, it usually makes me feel better. It’s hard to explain. When I was younger and listening to Killing Joke or Bauhaus or some other morose, dark and brooding music, I’d sit in a room, with the
fudgeshark: malkatz: spotthelooney: IT’S 1:19 A.M. MY COUSIN JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE WITH NO CAPTION I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT “butter me up, sunshine” i dont know why but i remember this post and it pisses me off so fucking much
e-katara: note: if you send me a message and i don’t respond it is not an insult or anything i just am absolutely awful at human communication like i’m only good at communicating when it is with small fluffy animals i am sorry for my failures
heart: holyjesusbatman: heart: if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s
zapidos: My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
5sos-potatoland: p0kemina: builttobulk: secretlyybroken: Weight should be like virginity. Once you lose it you can’t get it back. Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t
dajo42: “tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water.
nerdyandyouknowit: cheerfulmetaphysics: sourcedumal: starslicer: tsamthepoet: I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go. It’s iron fist yall Good fucking job dude. #beattheshitouttarapists2k14 I love that it takes the
dont-even-stress-it: you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for helpwhat am i doing in this movie the paycheck wasnt worth it i regret this decision greatly THATS SO FUNNY
rougeoctobre: i don’t care if it’s only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
bioshockalacka: cancerousuniverse: “I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s-” I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s Mr Fizzles sensing Im a liar
queersmoot: castiels-celestiel-dick: In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
excessunrated: severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say? this is literally my favorite post on tumblr IT’S BACK.
squided: WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT MEN ALSO ARE GIVEN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO LOOK LIKE THIS??? IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK
korra-sensation-domination: swedens: I love this image so much. I’ve seen some women who are offended by this and say it’s ridiculous that her cleavage is showing and things of that sort. Personally, I think it’s great. Why should we have an image
kartari: hey if you’re a gay guy and you grope a girl bc you think it’s funny or whatever i really truly don’t care that you’re not sexually attracted to women that’s a weak excuse for violating someone’s personal space and you know it
artistic-ape: #I seriously wonder how many awkward attempts it took before Eric and Ariel managed to successfully have sex #I mean #Could you imagine #Ariel has no idea what a vagina is and what it’s purpose is #And on their wedding night Eric takes
daydream-in-lilac: squided: WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT MEN ALSO ARE GIVEN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO LOOK LIKE THIS??? IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS
chestervelt: vgfm: interruptingpanda: budacub: suarezalex: I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck?? Put the sticker back It actually got worse. It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting,
witchesboner: weird how sid vicious killed his girlfriend and people came up with conspiracies on how he didn’t do it but when kurt cobain committed suicide people came up with conspiracies on how courtney love did it. weird. wonder why that is.
ratgod: midnitedancer: bradmajors: me: you: I think it says something about us that over 12,000 people understand what these images mean. yes believe it or not but SpongeBob SquarePants was/is a very popular show that over 12,000 ppl have seen
so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip
commie-pinko-liberal: casualhibiscus: My friend posted this the other day and I had to share it. Her cat looks so damn pleased with himself, it’s great. LOOK AT THIS LITTLE SHIT
flannelxenergy-blog: it’s a cruel world, but it’s cool
tomlinthirst: ashsauce: human: Reblog for good luck in 2015 Imma need it We’re all gonna need it
bunbijou: i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge
empyrean-princess: Gender - How strange is it that we can completely change how we are perceived in this world just by messing with the construct of gender via makeup? Break it
happy-blood: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?” Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain bands and
elsannaishellagay: obsessed-with-disney: 3grania: Can’t hold it back anymore. This is priceless! this is it. this is the photo that i’ve waited for. my blog is now complete.
caribbean-amber: squided: WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT MEN ALSO ARE GIVEN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO LOOK LIKE THIS??? IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE
grey-violet: thorin-and-twerkteam: emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it,
babyhtml:stop texting, vining, instagraming, tweeting, using ur phone and driving. idc how good of a driver u think u are because ur not. it’s so fucking selfish, ur not the only person on the road and if ur gonna drive it deserves ur full attention.
faygofuckyourself: korra-sensation-domination: swedens: I love this image so much. I’ve seen some women who are offended by this and say it’s ridiculous that her cleavage is showing and things of that sort. Personally, I think it’s great. Why
sixpenceee: A moonbow is a rainbow caused by moonlight. It’s a bit fainter than an actual rainbow. Moonbows are rare because moonlight is not very bright. A bright full moon is needed & it must be raining opposite the moon. The sky must be dark
reallyreallyreallytrying: medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but
sixpenceee: Due to it’s reddish color a totally eclipsed moon is sometimes referred to as a blood moon. It appears red because the Earth’s atmosphere refracts sunlight and indirectly lights up the Moon’s surface.
lilaira: ocelotcommander: daftcake: omg did u see that ghost When I saw that and thought it can’t get better it did
temperatures are hitting below freezing. the homeless hotline is 211 in some areas and if you call it a shuttle will come to the location you specify and assist the homeless individual to the nearest shelter. it is the law in some states that at this
childofcolour: imbaronalberto: if anyone draws me anything ever im going to stare at it im going to grin like an idiot i dont care if you think its bad or not i love it i love you urumiya
titytwochainz: remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
killbenedictcumberbatch: reverseracist: high-hannah: stunningpicture: Who never thought about this? This bothers me it’s a gas? fire cannot have a shadow because it is a source of light jesus christ i hate this website
tianatwitty: Please make this go viral. It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen.
chi-ally: “I think Mad Season’s Above is fucking great. I totally have to ‘fess up - I was jealous as shit when I first heard it. It’s like somebody taking your girlfriend out. [laughs] But after that initial reaction, I went
thepridelandss: im-sooo-changable: torchy-worchy: twoandtwentyonebee: I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s
congregamus: imthejesusofsuburbia: “Say It Ain’t So” by weezer. #loop this is so fucking cool wtf I was so ready to reblog this, even before I realized it was a Vine instead of .gif. Hashtag unmute.
grreenleaf: do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it god F;uckign damn it
blackmagicalgirlmisandry: alwaysbewoke: Black creative geniuses like Sister Rosetta Tharpe is why it hurts me that BLACK PEOPLE think Rock & Roll is “white people music.” We invented all of it. Rock & Roll is so Black that white people drained
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
agelfeygelach: armouredswampert: agelfeygelach: little-yogi: It’s a cute little thing though. Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they
meatbicyclevevo: colourthesunset: I think the best part of this is that it isn’t the first time. why are there so many stamps where the hell did he send it from
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
bad-w0lff: freudian-slipped: if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out. if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies. and that is an abusive relationship.
thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
natsdoppelganger: agendercole: why start calling yourself a meninist when the word misogynist already exists? This word fucks me up so much. Im’ brazilian, so to me it sounds like it comes from the word “menininho” (portuguese), meaning literally
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