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lixpex: The app promised total hypnotic control over any subject. I couldn’t believe it was working on Schallert, the huge bodybuilder who (until today) had never even looked my way at the gym. But there he was, fulfilling my wildest muscle fantasies,
ALICE IN DETOX-LAND, 2009: Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Disney animated version all the way through. Even as a kid, the story involving mostly surreal nonsense never appealed to me much. I’ve found it funny that since I
“I can dream up schemes when I’m sitting in my seat I don’t see any flaws till I get to my feet. I wish I never woke up this morning Life was easy when it was boring.”-“DARKNESS” The Police Questions/Comments?
Maya is an excellent model even though she said she had never really done it before. Always calm and self-aware, I intended to break her out of her normal casual demeanor by saying something terribly graphic and shocking. This was her genuine reaction
BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL: My first photo book, SHOW AND TELL, has been marked down 30%! Documenting six of my favorite models, it explores my first four years behind the camera with gorgeous full-page reproductions and never before published photos. Discover
fistingfoucault: abercrombee: 2018 wave Yet it never seems to work the other way…
eyekaraz-sfm: Nidalee Gfycat / Mixtape This animation was a request by someone, there’s like one that thing that I didn’t put. I did a bad job with the hands. This animation was kind of old I did this like 3 weeks ago but never worked on it because
feelgoodincrp: Click here for 720p webmClick here for 720p gif Never spill your milk! Had to compress this gif so hard for it to work on Tumblr because only 2mb images appear animated. One would think that Tumblr, being this popular and big, would
daughterlover: I’ve lured plenty of girls into my van before by telling them I had some puppies back here, but I never thought it would work on my own daughter. “So, there aren’t any puppies then Dad?” she gasped. “No sweetie,” I grunted
I feel like I haven’t posted anything in foreverAnd I’ve been really sluggish with commissions lately so they’re taking me way longer than I mean to I’m so sorry commissionersI never post the reference sheets I do to avoid any confusion, but I
“Look at us, baby. Look at how fucking perfect we are.” - Paper Roses by quartetshipAm I drowning in Swim Trunks hell? Yes. Will I never get over Qtpie’s writing? You bet your ass.Guess its time to go hunt for that full nsfw version huh:^)
“Happy Birthday, kitten.”I’m a couple of days late for my son’s birthday but yakno its never too late for some birthday sex in Kuroo’s book. Happy Birthday Kenma <3
champaignegirl: Fingers crossed that it will work this time … mladyislonely: I always reblog this, but never get any… :(
delicioustraps2: Okay, the Astolfo gif never works when I try to post it, so here via /r/DeliciousTraps https://ift.tt/2sWlZfG
ask-aoba-dmmd: It never seems to work out for me…
covenesque:sorta-cute:youngblackandvegan:did-you-kno:“No matter how many times they call me ‘thunder thighs,’ I’ll never be ashamed of my body… Loving my body has really given me the greatest satisfaction of all.”Source the come up saw
ohmykorra: “You know, Prince Zuko, destiny is a funny thing. You never know how things are going to work out. But if you keep an open mind and an open heart, I promise you will find your own destiny someday.”
kwilliamsanimation: toonsketchbook: Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot….. I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at
missxsubmissive: i try to make sexy faces….it really never works
showmesomethingnaughty: you-do-know-mee: sugarkane444k1391: carnal-erotic-desires: pornvideos66: These never work, but Im reblogging anyways. carnal-erotic-desires.tumblr.com Love surprises Gents and Ladies :) Bring It
showmesomethingnaughty: you-do-know-mee: sugarkane444k1391: carnal-erotic-desires: pornvideos66: These never work, but Im reblogging anyways. carnal-erotic-desires.tumblr.com Love surprises Gents and Ladies :) Bring It Naked pic sounds good
thefacialfan: Apparently, sexy young adult model Valentina Blue had NEVER worked with stud James Brossman before. You can tell from the way she reacts at how his big cock keeps spraying out it’s semen for her during this facial cumshot. Guess she
yazzers-captions: The boys never expected it to work at all, but what they found Friday morning blew their minds. Piping subliminal messages through their principals phone for a week was supposed to loosen her up just a bit. Instead, Principal Victoria
I’m not sorry for this LMAOOnce again, more fun with Jasper being a Homeworld Gem having never coexisted with humans before, having no fucking knowledge how biology works and what happens when you consume things
purrincessa: Testing out a bit of shading that hopfully works well!Sorry im experimenting with your chibi skuttz but i still hope you like it! Never be sorry for experimentation! :D its how we grow and learn as artists!She looks absolutely adorable
Im such a terrible liar lmao it just never works out for me why do i even bother
roach-works:promethazines: shyriadracnoir: How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it they beat Jesus with that congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon
zanimez: me: time for sleepy :) my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s
belligerentbagel: thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE. “We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do it here in space.“
comingoutofthecauldron:to summarise what’s happening, the queen was exposed for lobbying the government to hide her private wealth, and shit is sort of starting to hit the fan. for those of you who aren’t familiar with how uk parliament works, there
redfingerfish:somesleeze:spookyjupiter: don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs Spot the rich white kid who never worked a customer service job
blackspleenlotus: So here’s the deal: I’ve been working on an ancient animation request for a while now, in my spare time. I tried a number of different approaches and restarted the whole thing several times already. It never looked right. So in
hypdom:So, the guys in R&D laughed at me when I told them that they needed to make the device small enough to fit in glasses. They said it would never work, because the screens would be too opaque. So, make them sunglasses I said, and do you know
Tumblr just became way less enjoyable since the recent updates. :( It almost never works on my phone and fewer people interact with my posts or see my new content because they don’t have their settings changed. You should remind me that this is a
slendistry: Cortana Request Dump 2/3Full SizeAm I as happy with this one as I was with the previous animation? Nope.Gang bang requests have never worked out well for me. However, I was provided with a reference image to base this render off so it wasn’t
dicks-bondage-babes: Shelly never made it to work today.
o-hybridity: The Beholder is the best idea Gary Gygax ever had and nobody can be assed to say why. I’ve seen people agonize over the Beholder, trying to improve on the overall model, and it’s never worked for me. Thing is, you can’t deliberately
thechuckhansen: rangerhansen: No one hates Chuck Hansen more than the Chuck Hansen fans hate Chuck Hansen #this is the motto of the we were never meant to care about chuck hansen how did i get here’ club
teenprincesscadance: teenprincesscadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!((preview of mod’s Bronycon badge.))edit:seriously, why does transparent png never work the first time? in case you missed it late
askwinonadog:askcaptaindrog:I”m a diamond dog and shes a dog…dog. it could never work. (like to thank @askwinonadog for letting me use there icon.) [There is a disturbance in the force]x3 Aww
kannibal: kannibal: Long after you’re gone, gone, gone. (Happy White day alternative) It becomes progressively harder to set Springtime Tea for one. An idea occurred while working on something a friend requested of me. ☆ Don’t blink or you’ll
purpledblues: “The idea of a Wakanda fills me with a lot of hope and a lot of passion. The idea of a nation like Wakanda that was never colonized and then it advanced itself to becoming the most technologically advanced nation on the globe. And the
I’m also so annoyed by the fact that I now really want to do a DMMd cosplay. Why it annoys me is that a) I don’t like genderbending, which leads to b) not able to cosplay due to bindings never working on me. >.> Fml.
shadowsonthescreen: There are no hurricanes in space. It’s true your molten gold could never be taken for rain but galaxies tear from my throat, stars scorch my bones and you are the storm and the eye of the storm Even my ashes will follow you home
t3rabithia: Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym Me now:
afangirlhasnoname:en-cima:notice how “girls mature faster” is never stated as a reason why girls should be given more positions of power and authority? It only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men’s attraction
19callalilies: maybe it’s all the game of thrones but wow they look like siblings no wonder that never worked out
i thought of you, while in the shower and i thought of how nice it’d be to have your things among my things along the bathtub’s edge and i imagined myself running out of soap and using yours and wearing you to work, and the grocery store and i imagined
I keep seeing folks talking about Rose healing the monsters and speculating about monsters she’s healed in the past but, like, the Gems explicitly state that Rose worked to help them but was never actually able to heal them. And Pearl speculated
crystal-gems: Ian Jones-Quarty, former animator/cartoonist/supervising director for Steven Universe, this morning has announced a super big project: OK K.O Lakewood Plaza Turbo, a mobile game for iOS and Android! Congrats Ian on all your hard work,
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gyarados: People who say “the customer is always right” have clearly never had a conversation with the customer.
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