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“I read somewhere on your blog that some girls can orgasm just from someone playing with their breasts, but to be honest I never believed it – I just didn’t see how it would work. Until the other night.My best friend came over and things got
c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-bloodlines: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking HOW
zontas-art-blog: Ok, so I made this yesterday but didn’t want to upload it till today. I have never worked so much on one freaking picture. Markiplier if for some reason you see this, HOLY HELL IS YOUR HAIR HARD TO DRAW. D: Edit: forgot to put it
Sometimes my big brother gets lazy and makes me do all the work, I don’t mind being in control, i love it when i cum and i get to leave him hanging. It never takes him long to throw me down onto the bed and fuck me sensless filling me with his cum.
WIP of some art that’s but one of many, many things to do for a side project. My deer boy was never supposed to look mean but I think it’s fitting.And I’ve noticed I’ve spelt ‘guard’ wrong in the file name before anyone points it out to me
mentormedaddy: myfavoriteutterdepravity: becoming-a-whore: Mmmmm… Yummy. Beautiful image, never could get it to work in real life but it’s a beautiful fantasy. Ahh this is hot..my mouth kept wide for Daddy’s relentless use and pleasure…if
elevatementality-mjcbe: babiegyrle: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking
If you wanted to see me, you would do anything in your power to make it happen. You would tell me every day that you miss me, and would plan weekends and holidays. Even if those plans never worked out, I'd be thankful of the idea of it. When I bring
brownglucose: elevatementality-mjcbe: babiegyrle: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I
cute-overload: Dishwasher has red dot to indicate it’s working, my cat waits…..and waits….and waits, yet it never moves.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com What s it with the red dots!!
whatmakesmysissypussywet: They have… Oh yes, they have indeed! I never believed it would work but it has!
yourincestualdreams:I use to ground my daughter when she brought home all F’s on her report card, but it never seemed to work, so now im trying a new method where i pound her little asshole until it she understands that daddys not playing around anymore
alexwbj: myomosecret: I tried so hard to hold it on my way home from work today, but I lost it right at the last second and couldn’t wait any longer or I would have had a full blown accident. Darn pants buttons
cartoonyworld: I’m just saying - I actually got so much bullshit hate in a fandom I was in - I practically fled it and almost gave up art (especially the not so safe for work kind) and didn’t do anything for an entire year I never want to see this
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! WE’RE TERRIBLY SORRY OUR SERVERS ARE TEMPORARILY OVER CAPACITY. OUR ENGINEERS ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM AND ARE WORKING TO FIX IT. … YES, BUT IT NEVER DOES SEEM TO GET FIXED, DOES IT?
Jasper’s all in. She never misses the chance to get angry about something
Are y’all excited for Monday? I know I am! I’m so excited that I designed a new shirt! It’s individualized messaging icons for all of the gems! If you like Steven Universe and this blog AND all the colors of the rainbow then this is the shirt for
staggereddraws: Been in a little bit of a rut lately, art wise. There’s a tonne of stuff I want to do but its been hard to work up the motivation, and when I do it never lasts long. Hopefully I’ll be able to break out of it soon.But hey, FO4.
kmclaude: marloviandevil: “You can’t shame the shameless” is such a beautiful phrase. I’ll probably need a tee with this. To remember. Remind me to and I’ll try to make that a t-shirt design. But seriously it is true – never be ashamed
Sometimes I’m scared I’ll never be okay. Not with the health stuff. That… I’ve tried to let go of that, give it to God and all that jazz, and maybe it’s working. But with the rest of me, sometimes I get a look at what’s missing, and oh
inbalanced: envlin: GUYS IF YOU EVER GET THIS DON’T CLICK ON IT IT’S A VIRUS THAT HACKS YOUR ACCOUNT!! I KNOW THE GIRL WHO INVENTED QUEUE SHE NEVER WORKED WITH THOSE PEOPLE AND IS TRYING TO WARN EVERYONE!! also please report unvvantingly that’s
graybeards: graybeards: I’d never worked on a farm before but I needed a job so I gave it a shot. When I went in for my first day, I felt pretty useless since I didn’t know how to do much and I ended up just following my boss around. It didn’t
oo-magicalchan-oo: just recently i dyed half of my hair pink, it was more work than i expected it to be but i like it so yea, have a look
what do you do when you’ve been working on schoolwork and been in class from 7am to 7pm?? You ate through lunch, cooked dinner and sat down to eat it alone with your cats and now it’s 8:40.I have more homework to do, do I continue? Do I smoke,
Someone came into work today that I’ve not seen in ages and called me his princess and I’m not mad at all
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
coffeenectar:watching Studio Ghibli movies always makes me want to clean the house and cook for my family and do my schoolwork, all of the main characters are so upbeat and cheerful about doing work it’s inspiring
uhm work is just..not it
me-za-me-ro: Guess who cried all evening and sacrificed their whole night to paint this. It’s 8 a.m. here. Good Morning. Edit: this is what you get after a slepless night: confused anons. I edited it a bit to avoid confusion with the leg. It looked
gentlekirk: “My family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work and it all becomes very tearful and pressurized. If you put me in a real TARDIS, I dread to think what would happen to the universe.”
amomentofarchiesonic: This issue is wonderful because 90% of the art in it is traced. Trufax. ‘Artist’ that worked on it never did another issue. It was amazing. is this the sonic-x archie comic because yea there was one artist that did a shitload
chujo-hime: how bout a fic where Tony’s got issues with his bisexuality and it’s Steve who supports him Kinda bummed I had a scene like this in My Year in Lists, but it never quite worked so I decided to remove it :| Maybe I’ll write a companion
dakotaaaa: dakotaaaa: Man, I feel so deceptive in job interviews. I never lie, but I do show up in a dress and cute shoes and makeup. And it’s not until the first day of work they realize they’ve hired a big homo. Basically, reverse this makeover
rainygay: Wow! I’ve been working on this comic nearly all this month, and it’s finally done!! I’ve had this comic laid out for about a year, and had just never gotten around to actually finishing it. Well, next week, I’m pleased to say that I,
mcbride: What if, by listening to [Running Up That Hill] over and over, I get sick of it, and suddenly it’s not my favorite song anymore? Will it still work? Or will Kate Bush lose her magic power or something?Kate Bush? NEVER.MAX MAYFIELD and LUCAS
krwawnik: askbiolabstrentini: ([I’m really, really sorry but, I’ve never colored stuff before.. So it looks extremely off. But this honestly isn’t my element. This is also the reason why I do sketches… This took long enough /hmm…]) ahh it
therealerme: n2knkcmssy: As your boyfriend I suppose it’s my duty to try and fulfill YOUR fantasies. <sigh> It sounds so nice, but I know it would never work. I would constantly be looking at you, lost in insane jealousy, even though know the
malachidavenport: “It counts! It pushed me that much harder to better my drinking—never lost again.” Malachi laughed. As much as he enjoyed the idea of taking a break to go inside and get some hot chocolate, then drinking it while he
lcirayukimura: (so this site has been asking you to sign with a credit card? and i apologize cause it never did it to me, but maybe if you visit the main site and search it and you can avoid the signing up? if some does this and works can you let know
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odairannies: We never worked to find chemistry, it was just sort of organically grown from meeting. We met for the first time and it felt we should have met before or we had met before but without actually meeting. When we met it was like, “I feel
horrorbisexual: like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work in an office with a bunch of other
cryoganix: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before came for the blogs, stayed for the skeletons
xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before
phabulouskilljoy: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
sometimes I dont deserve darfin, im sad because finally he had a weekend off and it was supposed to be nice so we were gonna go on the date that ive been waiting for but now my stupid work that never schedules me put me on all weekend + monday (his only
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job
I work with little kids (babies, toddlers, preschool-age) and they have never ever said “snicky-snack” or needed anyone else to say it for them. They say snack. We say snack. They know exactly what it is. How is talking like that NOT the most obnoxious
xlissydollx: I keep thinking if my first suicide attempt was actually successful it would just all be better now. I wouldn’t have ruined so many people’s lives. There’d be so many people I would never have met. If it’d worked the first time it
Sometimes I cry out for help. Only to the select few of people who wold be able to keep up with how my brain works. It never helps because it only matters in the moment. Once it passes, I’m back to normal. Everythings repressed, and I hate that.
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gingerel: Sex has never been on the cards for Kaoru. He worked that out early on. It isn’t a maybe one day for him or a when you meet the right person.It’s a no.And he assumed that meant he couldn’t date either. Perhaps even that he didn’t
lioness-of-the-leaf: troylers-hummus-in-the-club: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before Good times
awaitingthegreatcollapse: I’ve never worked for an artist this way before, and I’m so fucking proud and excited. It’s still a work in progress, and we are already planning several more pieces together. Freaking awesome. I love this so much! Beautiful