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I had to admit to even impressing myself this time. I had never even considered a cross-race bimbofication, but the guy was willing to pay double, so of course I gave it a shot. I didn’t expect it to work at all, much less work so well. I fucked
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
angelinachung:So yesterday I shot an all asian scene that you will be able to see on allgirlmassages.com I got to work with Alina Li, Marica Hase, and Cindy Starfall. It was so much fun. I’ve never worked with Alina and Marica before. But Ive definitely
stteevtheslave: A man’s work is never done. Not if she has anything to say about it. He works while she enjoys. What men and women were meant for.
phantomverse: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before joke or not, look at that skeleton
In the process of trying to speed up the process of fading the henna that I got while on my trip. :( It is really beautiful and I am really sad to have to get rid of it, well part of it. But, after today, I found out that unless I want to wear gloves
petercottonster: While I initally made this costume for a much slighter/thinner person, I’ve come to love how it looks on girls as big as the ones who play PG, or Batwoman, or Storm. I never thought it would work well on them, but it seems that it
myredbike: That someone We all want someone who can satisfy our mind as well as our body. Having either one or the other never works out. You absolutely need to have both to make it work in the long term. Finding that someone is not easy. Maintaining
[lays down] I HAVE FINISHEDbig applause to everyone who worked on SRC!!! i still remember when it was first announced that this project was going to be worked on, so i am super impressed that it has finally been completed after so many years! I had a
Lately I’ve been wanting to check out the Five Nights at Freddy’s series for some reason. I’ve never played past the first night of the first game but it always seemed like the series would be my kind of thing (a horror game with cute
jontxu-2d:Never saw a colored version of this awesome animation so I decided to give it a try since I’ve never worked with animations before.Animation by theboogie (meaconscientia) http://meaconscientia.tumblr.comColoring by meFlash version can be found
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Okay, so it’s not a theory, but more of a What If AU. Han Solo never recovers his vision after being frozen in the carbonite. That is, his eyes never work again, BUT he’s force sensitive and can use the force
trashfirefallon: Okay, so it’s not a theory, but more of a What If AU. Han Solo never recovers his vision after being frozen in the carbonite. That is, his eyes never work again, BUT he’s force sensitive and can use the force to see.So you have
dynamicsymmetry: kaijuno: People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter
ghostclvb: jsscvlnt: znorton: horrorbisexual: like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work
xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before
surgencyart: How I remove white backgrounds from scans.I can never get the other method to work that I have seen here on some tutorial blogs. So I found another way which is much more simple in my opinion. I am not sure if it will work on later versions
sadismacorp: dotanon: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before …i would like a joke…. yiss
cinnamoneneko: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m so ready
kaijuno:People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have
cryoganix: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before came for the blogs, stayed for the skeletons
I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now
letssaltouroozycuts:are you a “I’m never gonna have kids because I don’t trust myself not to fuck them up” child abuse survivor or a “I want kids so I can give them the childhood I never got to have” child abuse survivor
capacity: I can never get angry at terrible service because I find it so relatable… You hate your job and your life and your boss and the customers you deal with and you don’t wanna be here because it is slowly killing you…. Understood. im sorry
laudanumandabsinthe:yeah that never works It works for me, it must be a your mileage may vary thing…
liberalsarecool: For decades, it has been well documented that corporate tax cuts do nothing but make the rich richer. No trickle down. IT DOES NOT WORK!
What this kind notice fails to mention is that it never could be appealed, because despite it being flagged, this post was never given an appeal button. Which I explained when I contacted support.Last I heard, they were working on it.:)
sweetgrapes0101: This is an old set that I had never released. But I finally got around to re rendering it out so its here for all you. =) Lucy happened to visit the same Gym as Ava, who never works out with underwear on, and it didn’t take long for
I should be crying, but I just can’t let it show.I should be hoping, but I can’t stop thinkingOf all the things I should’ve said,That I never said.All the things we should’ve done,That we never did.All the things I should’ve
chronicillnessproblems: My dad works in healthcare and he went to a conference this week. Someone said in a presentation, “The heathcare system is not broken. It’s working exactly the way it was designed, it was just never designed to benefit patients,”
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
I’ve never held a job that I don’t dread going to. I genuinely feel welcomed by all of my other coworkers. AND it’s even easier to be a cashier now than almost 7 years ago when i first started working. I’ve picked up almost everything very quickly
mussedandmanhandled: It’s 90° here at the beach, where we don’t have AC because when my apartment was built in the 50s, it never got this hot here. As it’s my birthday weekend, I’m taking time off work. So naturally I’m at home working. I have
gonzozeppeli: thewebcomicsreview: *sigh*You know what’s interesting here is that the first official reaction to the reaction…Was mockery (link)And all changing it has done is make everyone else mad. This kind of shit never works, it never ever causes
chuckyzoopa: afallenwolf: re-bee-key: queerly-tony: This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head
thatadhdfeel: tadhdfw You’re setting up a new technology and it’s the most frustrating thing EVER because there is no time, only “NOW” and the technology isn’t working now, so it feels like the technology will never work!
forever-a-trenchcoat: actuallybatman: iphone420: How does it make you feel to know your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow even though i know it wont work, i’m now sitting here trying
justsomeantifas: Don’t feel bad for making donations posts, it is literally exactly how capitalism works, so whenever fuckin pro-capitalists shit on you for “asking for handouts,” you’re literally working a job. heres how: people are deciding
How do i get over someone who I’ve never been more in love with but it’ll never work out with?
troylers-hummus-in-the-club: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before Good times before the skeleton
horrorbisexual: like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work in an office with a bunch of other
agoddamnlemonwhore: forever-a-trenchcoat: actuallybatman: iphone420: How does it make you feel to know your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow even though i know it wont work, i’m
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42: xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
pussyselfdestruction: You’re the canvas and she’s the artist. You must endure everything she does until you’re a walking work of art. A Canvas may be destroyed by it’s artist but it never ever tries to stop that from happening. Be a work
I don’t want to work Saturday>.< I never work on Saturdays. I know it’s going to be busy as fuck, I already saw the schedule for Saturday. To many dogs are going to come in for vaccines.
cutegayscouple: Me and my boyfriend (Felippe). We’re brazilians and we’re both 17 years old but I managed to get into college before him. We met at Tinder and I never thought it would work, but it worked. I am very happy to have him by my side,
teapayne: The only thing horror movies have taught me is if a killer is after you, never go for the car cause that thing is never gonna fucking start even if it was working perfectly fine 2 minutes ago
don’t work around it though, that shit never works.
the-modern-female: Goals!It is important to have goals in life, to strive for perfection. i probably will never have her body, but that is fine. It is not about reaching perfection, it is about longing for it and working hard for it.There will always
the-modern-female: Goals! It is important to have goals in life, to strive for perfection. i probably will never have her body, but that is fine. It is not about reaching perfection, it is about longing for it and working hard for it. There will always
vorpalsuicide: It’s currently 41 degrees. It is so hot that I walk outside and start sweating instantly. I went to the gym today and did the work out my Personal Trainer set for me. Never worked out so hard in my life lol. Although there are 32 days
Hmmm, my tablet keeps doing this thing… I have to restart now because it stopped working. It’s a new development, because this never used to happen before a week or two ago :S If i’m working really fast with it, like airbrushing a large