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m4dg4rl: Po : “Please tell me this is one of those weird dream where everyone I know can see me naked.” Mantis : “Oh, great now I’ve got that image in my head too, so that’s good.” Po : “Don’t tell Shifu.”
This is not me, but I do love being fucked like that! #femdom is so hot
Sometimes when i get so hungry….i imagine eating food. I just started thinking about how good it is savoring the last bite. Rolling it around in your mouth. Letting it cover all the pallet zones on your tongue, sampling its sweet and tarts…
zebits: Was in a livestream with the incredibly talented naughtyvixens and a couple of other great folks (I’m sorry, I don’t know your tumblrs! ;_; ) when the subject of Dave as furniture for sexy shenanigans came up. :D TG: tz this isnt what i expected
Is it just me or people are not excited about the new iPhone anymore? Even a fanboy like Joe doesn’t seem excited about Apple’s new phone this year. SONG Inkollo is creating Daily Comics | Patreon
Hey everyone! Here is a small sample of one of my photo shoots this last weekend! I know it’s not nearly explicit as what I usually post but I hope you still enjoy it. Let me know what you think by liking, following, reblogging, messaging, asking,
secretshelf: Some aftermath of an evening @erotic-nonfiction spent with me. It was delightful for all! (Please do not remove credits.)
Me when I realize that Agents of SHIELD, even though I really like it, is not fullfilling its true potential. You known, being a series set in the Marvel Universe should give you more creative ideas.Most importantly, that’s me when I think of the
Ashlie ruined me. “Watch queen in hyuns man” she said aadfghjklnlsns
chandoo: ‘they’re not stylists after they get off work’
fleurites: 1poop: damaseas: stromae-fanclub: so extra so wonderful i love u shinee IM SCREAMING AT KEY LIKE WHO ASKED shinee makes me so happy miss kibum said jjong and his falsettos ain’t getting all the attention this time! not today!
Had a good time spending the night with friends the last 2 days (which is rare since my parents don’t like me spending the night more the once a month 😒)Tonight came home And in the 6 hours I been here already been yelled at,, busted my knee so hard
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
bassflutes: you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: eternalravendreamer: leonkuwatatata: do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS this is what being a musician
i’ve almost finished this fifth of vodka and i only bought it last night… :/
duckflyfly: Pls protect HenMy
tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
lierdumoa:This is a witch origin story. not even pigeons would accept me…
eisuverse: arbutus-blossoms: Hey guys, sign my guestbook. // Please do not repost nor remove captions. I bet kids these days don’t even know what a web ring is…
onepiecequotes: I really hope that’s actually you. Because you might be winning the selfie games. I can assure you this is me in my final form
ashiecrackerr: spookypancakelord: gnumblr: This is the most emotional post in the history of tumblr I nearly cried. This post makes me want to puke
ohvex: ohvex: boop boop boop vex : twitter // tumblr // instagram this is probably my most ‘tumblr’ post ever but I care not! I just gotta add a cat and some pizza and I’m sorted. DIDN’T I SAY THIS WAS SO TUMBLR RIGHT? wow such
Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and
Yes I know I haven’t been on for a while but please look at my cousin’s drawings they are so amazing and this blog is basically the equivalent of a fridge
Me right now
lanternowl: I love being a healer. But I would not recommend giving me a mic in battle.
iguanamouth: remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
milajedora:# me when everything is not all right
idrinksoymilk:It’s ok to be jealous and mad and sad and angry and any other “negative” emotion… You’re not being toxic you’re being human. The point at which you become toxic is when you’re letting these emotions seep into how you treat
ziraseal:smuganimebitch: so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be? “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely
Its 4:30AM, and while I’ve only had 5 beers in as many hours and am not drunk and the only buzz I have is from being tired. I usually don’t have hard stuff after 3-30am but I think a half shot to a shot of this is in order just because Ash
re-ven-ge: kaitlynpossible: Anxiety. this is exactly what social anxiety is like, and it’s not fun at all.
re-ven-ge:kaitlynpossible:Anxiety. this is exactly what social anxiety is like, and it’s not fun at all.
eyebots: This is not your daughter. Do you understand?
This picture is amazing. I wonder how many people will not realize what this represents. Reblog if you do.
livelaughloveatrandom:janemba:Honestly? This is true as hellGoals
zodiacmind: How you know it’s real with each Zodiac sign! Fun facts about your sign here I’m not much into signs but this is actually pretty accurate of me
sixpenceee:The following pieces of morbid art are by Nicola Samori, a 35 year old Italian artist. He says “My work stems from fear: fear of the body, of death, of men. I think my nature as an artist is something like feeling hopeless. Works are just
birchtheory: organizedroyale: capuletcas: *starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough* Finally I’m Not The Only One I just did this 4 times
me-loves-strawberries replied to your post:Rhapsodies in Blue (Chapter II) - RivaMika This is utter perfection… seriously can’t describe it in words. Don’t you dare end it there (please *puppy eyes*) Thank you!! I’ll try not to stop here,
nnscribble: roihka: haa bumped into this bit of my late comic blog in my files and thought I could post it here since i guess it’s relatable for many a tumblr-folk…? hopefully the translation’s not too ridiculous it was surprisingly difficult
This is why I hate talking to certain people they just don’t reply and leave me in the dust *sigh* I know…It’s me
swagrovski: I’m sorry but this #GrowingUpAsian tag is too much for me
My pregnancy is going okay. I’m very exhausted all the time, not sure how I’m going to survive walking around the zoo on Saturday, especially in this heat. Life is going pretty well and I’m happy 💛
05.27.2016
12.05.2016 things are falling apart, left and right. what I thought the coming days, years even, would be is not at all the case anymore, in the worst way. where do I go from here?
04.02.2017 feeling sick just thinking about heading back to college, not because of it in & of itself, but because it’s a toxic environment for me. in spite of all the new opportunities, the impacts I’m making, and the few good people
not sure if checkered shirt under purple velvet blazer is considered a ‘fashion no-no’ but i’m well into it anyway?i mean add some green trousers and a top hat and i can go full willy wonka??
blackfemalesanta: boy: hi me: are you aware of your male privilege and all the misogynistic hyper-masculine ideologies you’ve subconsciously learned from other men and continue to perpetuate micro-aggressively?? if you are not then you are apart of
afteerhours: covered-corners:fatboy-rizzoli-torres:increditasticular:okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% trueIt kills me how sad she looks in the second gif. =\ Accurately describes society’s views on women. Babe :(
khansfringe: ce-les-ti-al: camiekahle: I’ve never related to anything more college in a 17 second montage this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me
This is me getting up the courage to leave my current job. The goal is to leave by the end of the year.
this-is-just-what-loki-wants: WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING- SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW I AM NOT OKAY
ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
adrieldaniel: “So as not to die of cold in this modern world of ours, she wraps her sublime body in great heavy furs and warms her feet on the prostrate body of her lover. I imagine the favorite of this beautiful despot, who is whipped when his
This jet lag is killing me. Waking up every morning at 4 is awesome! Not! 😒 #coffeetime by miss_alyssaarce
lol this is my friend Aarons iPod. he gave it to me to hold like a month ago and I keep forgetting to give it back, to the point where he said I could just keep it .__. and it’s not like I could even use it bc neither of us knows the passcode..
huxblush: Me: I love villains. Thanos: hi Me: absolutely not go fuck yourself
