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Reblogs for credit. Me by @themorty . This is why I hate Tumblr…people stealing and uncrediting and not giving a shit :(((((
This fucking animation is sucking me dry.This boop won’t be included. I just thought it looks funny.
Me after having my ass fisted Wow, another A-m-a-z-i-n-g submission, Holly! Thanks! I hope you don’t mind, but the picture seemed a little dark on my monitor, so I’m including a slightly brightened version - I want to make sure everyone can see
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THIS. PICTURE. IS WHY I SHOULD NOT BROWSE PICTURES AT WORK. *faints and falls off her chair* Eremes. Y u do this to me. QQ PS: That hair. Omg, so long and pretty. *w*
This video shows why I excite to the prospect of a nude beach encounter. Numerous men watching, wanting and taking part as I zone out into a sexual trance while Michael watches and enjoys the euphoric atmosphere. This is not me in the video but I have
This is the last time I’ll be answering and accepting questions on this blog. If you ever have any questions and stuff, direct them over to my mod blog or send me an email. There’s links to that stuff on the blog itself. Are you a guy or
This is not me. I am not a spaceship. (No matter what Blivvy in sleepychat says.)
rocco founD THIS PICTURE FOR ME OMG
Me, liver enzymes high and suspicious areas of my abdomen actively hurting whenever I try to walk: I am probably fine.…Yeah, dream on, kid.This weekend is not going to be fun.
Tell me I’m evil, tell me I’m not the face of God
In light of someone I know personally finding my FAKE profile on Bumble made with someone STEALING photos of my face and IMPERSONATING me for their own gain, I just want to say that I do NOT have any sort of dating app or profile. If you see my photos
adhd-induced-happiness:A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can’t Seem To Figure It Out:did not eatnew hyperfixation and no time for ithave not done a creative in 24 hrsBad Soundsclothes are touching my bodycoldpeopleone
me @ all this sudden “pedo positivity” for “NOMAPs uwu”
sparklesmikey: akaitsume: Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in: Me flirting with someone I actually like: THIS IS SO ACCURATE
nakedcuddles: Oh, I hope I’m not too late for the first Cuddle Club! Buffy and I were shooting for last Saturday’s cuddle theme, and one thing just led to another. Not really surprising considering how much I love pajamas. This is actually one of
steppingoncellphones: foreverautumnblog: yoiplait: terms for penis you should not use in fics: love stick doinker schlong wankie ding dong 100% all-beef thermometer bologna pony stinky pickle magic wand divine rod love muscle power drill captain winky
greenemmanuelle: hentaiyarou: I’m all for cat boys, but the art where they’re trying to stick their own tails into their assholes is just too much. DO YOU KNOW HOW TAILS WORK? THAT IS NOT HOW TAILS WORK. WOULD YOU WANT A FURRY TAIL STUCK UP YOUR
lace-and-cotton: Things I do not care about:your weightyour GPAyour education or job statusyour incomethe size of any body partThings I absolutely care about:how nice you are to othershow much you love animalsif you will not judge me for how much I eatif
camdamage: slutty-feminist: vextape: 🎶 k - i - s - s - i - n - g 🎶@camdamage I know I’ve reblogged this already but ughhhh 😻 because you can’t not reblog when you see yourself making out with a pretty girl on your dash reblog this
cookieluv246: foervraengd: pridetothefall: wolveswithhats: eliciaforever: Why do artists refuse to use references why why why.It’s not a contest to see who can get by without them. It’s not cheating to look at a thing in order to know what the
babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my
This is exactly the kind of art theft that makes me seriously reconsider posting anything I care about. Not only is this a completely uncredited repost and unauthorized use of my art but they also added their own title on and used it for a yaoi fanfiction
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes*my brain:
egberts: some third graders have nicer hand writing than me and that really hits me in the self esteem My handwriting is/was so bad I would be regularly kept in from recess in grade school and punished by writing random sentences over and over until
helloooo-trickster: HEY LOOK GUYS IT’S ME. I was so close to not uploading this because I’m lame, but hey :D I talk with my hands a lot. And yes, that’s my mom you hear at the end. /CREEPIN
imsoshive: Me: You my nigga. Whenever you need anything I got you. My nigga: You think you could help me move into my new apartment next week? Me: Niggas do not help when it’s time to move lmao
doragon13: dcjosh: October Solicits! http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/transformers-news-rumors/994590-idw-october-2014-solicitations.html ASDFGHJK IM READY WAIT IM NOT NO I AM WAIT ACTUALLY NOT THE HEAD PETALS THO GIVE ME THEM
moondustbeam: i don’t like kids. in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. HOWEVERyou know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i
bechnokid: “YOU’VE NEVER ICE SKATED BEFORE? WORRY NOT, HUMAN! FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL TEACH YOU! UNDER MY TUTELAGE YOU WILL BECOME THE MOST SKILLED SKATER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! ….WELL, NOT AS SKILLED AS ME, OF COURSE.” A little something
me: *wants to draw for korrasami anniversary* me: *has work all weekend* me: this is absolutely not
tracingbackjordan: durbikins: I tried this on a female before. She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?” *tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again
I’ll turn eighteen this week, and I’m not where I thought I would be when I reached this age. However, I am doing well, loving and being loved in different ways than I thought, moving toward a future that I didn’t expect to be so bright,
i need to move about and explore, but inevitably i end up missing the people i need close to me. travel leaves my plants behind to die and dust to collect on my favorite books. it’s hard not to just leave because there are things that tie me down,
This is my place. This act here clearly reminds me of my purpose and worth. When I wrap my lips around your cock I understand and am able to more easily accept the truth: that I am not needed much, but needed truly; that I am weaker, but strong enough
this-is-all-temporary: I’m not okay but who cares? Not me
Can we talk about how super-selfie this is? But also how much I love this cardigan. Not a bad day. Got an egg bagel sandwich to prep me for the day amd time for some relaxing, online shopping and grad school application stuff before my gym class! Love
waluigivevo: this website pisses me off
brutereason: I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably
sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh
junjoupureporn: Another semi tracing. THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR ANATOMY PRACTICING I AM JUST A FUCKING PERVERT THIS TIME.WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME TODAY.
This is me ik not cute lol
wingsofbadass: I should be studying. I’m not studying. But I’m also not doing anything else because I should be studying. So I’m just kinda scrolling down my dash with a gradually intensifying sense of doom.
Not to many people know this about me but I have hypothyroidism. This is when your thyroid gland doesn’t produce enough thyroid hormone. I was basically noticing that my energy was always very low making it really difficult for me to get through
This amazing Bootcamp workout not only is helping me get into the best shape of my life, but is also teaching me to push myself mentally even when I physically want to quit. The instructors are always coming up with new challenges and obstacles every
not-giving-in-just-yet: not-giving-in-just-yet: Getting attached to someone and realising they dont care about you is what makes me so depressed I swear I still swear by this.
stickymangoes: Anyways I wanna be in love with someone who is equally as in love with me and I don’t want it to just be love I want us to be best friends and to adore and respect each other and to fit together like puzzle pieces and tbh I have faith
cop-puncher-666: me when I get my paycheck me three days later
masturgr8:My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
I have found love! Watch this because: a. he’s a God. b. he does a mash up of Come Together and Lose Yourself c. His name is Max Milner and alliteration is fun! ps, My blog is not a video sharing blog so I will take it down later :)
This is dumb but I just noticed that Horuss’s eyewear is not only supposed to be part of a steampunk look but it’s also supposed to look like horse blinkers. And the way his hair is on the top is like a horse’s mane and then ends with
psyce:not one [person in the entire world has tabbed this song right or can play it correctly its driving me insane theres only two guitar parts why is it so complicated
joshpeck: mendtheveil:avintageheartxo: xo-livv: niadil: When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room calm down, because we are going to work this out This This generation lacks this tho sometimes
crystalwitches: tbh…….if garnet pulled that ‘for me’ shit on me, not only would i stay at the temple for her, i would chain myself to the temple, i would give her all my money, i would offer my soul to the devil himself for garnet
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: iliketosingandstuff: dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: REAL girls look like this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) NOT this (◕‿◕✿) is there something wrong with me I don’t look like either of those things Yes please
HE DID THE THING yes YES my day is complete
I’m going to make this simple if you don’t like what I’m posting, unfollow me.
thoughtfultea:People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
This woman at work is so bloody territorialI swear she would piss on the surrounds just so everyone knows it’s her territory
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