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This is me and an old fling.  Her name is Gretchen.  I had more photos of her, but I can’t seen to find them anymore.  She was not a good lay either.I was surprised to see a home phone line, I didn’t realize i had a home phone in 2002.  Amazing
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
atthefrozenhorizon: sunibee: I have a need for some big busts lately One does not simply not reblog Rarara’s tatatas. This is glöriöus!
beckyloves: i wish it were socially acceptable to show up naked on dates and then not give it up, cause i am not trying to pick out an outfit for this date. my dying wish is to eat out Beckyloves
yunni-yunni: sketchinthoughts: this pay it forward stuff made me want to draw some comics. This is something I’ve noticed A LOT especially in the art world since the idea of “your work representing yourself” is so deeply ingrained. I want to
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
ezramillera: tell me this is just a dream… ‘cause I’m really not fine at all….. (x/x)
nieniekoto: cakeis: [ 5 : 2 3 A M ] o > this is giving me feelings ;__; Aw dear this was supposed to help your feels ヾ(´･ω･｀｡) Here, have the first 3 frames that cracked me up while making this :D
This makes me extremely happy. The plaything is almost ready for release and to assume its position as a proper cock-slut. Not needing hands or even eyes to see whose dick is in the mouth hole, it just throws itself into servicing the dick. This
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured
this-is-getting-old: prettyperverse: One word. Well, actually two. strap. on. It’s obviously the prettiest this-is-getting-old, not me, I’m way too shy for pictures like this. hahahaha. Ooooh Strap-on ;3
This post might not be as interesting to you as it is for me. I sorted my pencil case out. Tested some pens. Got rid of quite a few to make space for new. The 4 you see in the second image are the new pens. They share a space together with my 20 new penci
crablice: susiebeeca: “Or… so… help…. me.” Poly Caterpillar is P-I-S-S-E-D. Say what you want, no one can beat the sheer power of an angry, scolding grandma! XD I’m surprised at how much fun she is to draw. This may or may not have something
@ mutualssend me your OCs, Imma choose one from each person and butcher them up (meaning I will do a PROLLY NSFW/NUDE b&w sketch bc why not)
Me trying to figure out how to relay hyper specific information I know and am excited to share about a thing I like that got brought up in casual conversation in a calm and controlled way so I don’t come off as an overbearing weirdo
captioned-vines: tahreza: when shes like “that one is” its the cutest thing in the world and its also me Boyfriend: [mumbles] “That’s sensational.” Girlfriend: “Actually, that’s not my favorite highlighter.” Boyfriend: “It’s not?”
accidental-teenager: thehoneybeewitch: fairie-prince: I don’t know what this is but same this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date Mood
It’s been a while since we posted a video! This one is not as visually interesting as some of the others we made, but it was a gratifying experience. Here’s a large download. This link may not stay up for long.
bee-the-gatekeeper: chocolateviola: inspira-sian: aspieboy: envycamacho: jensenacklesruinedmylife: mynameisdug: the-llamas-pajamas: anabundanceofcarla: Holy fuck, why are there not more promos like this? This is amazing! This is to every single
Me ranting /ok im not even halfway done with this and im already bitching ok gonna continue watching.. Im watching “My Little Bride” and the things the main gurl is doing is kinda pissing me off. Like its probably just me getting worked up
Not omo but just FYI… I freaking love this app lol look at some of my cute lil characters!! (App is called pastel girl)
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
serpentenial: not everyone who has a vagina is a woman and not every woman has a vagina SUPPORT ME ON PATREON (Commission Info Redbubble Gumroad Facebook)
When I came into work this morning, someone left me a note that we’re down to only 2 “decalf” coffees
izstudies: just a friendly reminder that it is summer and there is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fuck all so you’re recharged and chill when school rolls around shatter the false studyblr illusion that you must be productive 24/7, 365 days a
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
sinattea:I drew this a million years ago for @wuffen and never shared on this particular platform, so here it is now, a parting gift for the wolf who single-handedly dragged me into this and many other ships. i love this so much holy shiiiittttthank
thedeadflag: theconqueeror: linrenzo: localstarboy: Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I’ve ever seen This really got to me. Like how can y’all just sit there and not do shit but quick to get up over a burger Not to
cutecutejames:uncle-beanbag:That jump is the funniest shit it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
raiikyuu: me: *is replaced*me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)
nicolasrix: @curdalert, asked me a few weeks ago, “How do you approach figure drawing?”While this isn’t really figure drawing in the traditional sense. This is just me trying to show how I see the human form, how I simplify things for myself
Not sure what is up with me this weekend , what with this covid crap and the weather is crap . But im feeling well horny and cant stop thinking of SEX SEX SEX ;)
jaclcfrost:i may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god
It’s a kind of sketch for the new t-shirt My “bloody experiment” :D When t-shirt is ready, it will be more beautiful, because this “blood” will be more red than on this picture And… it’s not for me, it’s
vixyhoovesmod: This is to everyone that I talk to that tells me they can’t draw…Sure you can’t draw…. not because you can’t, but because you wont… yeah you may not like your art yet.. you draw and look at others that are far beyond your skill
anartisticanomaly: phantomcat94: meefling: You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t
aolady: /drinks Leech End before Eremes reaches me *DIES* THIS IS PURE PERFECTION. I have a sinking feeling though that my askblog has something to with those bicycle comments… SORRY NOT SORRY. \o/
bri-loves-cats: ramblingsarcasm: king-samanthian: forget-the-maps: Want Calvin and Hobbes: the college years WHAT. Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.” Until I saw
Me in my tweens: I will never not be into this fandomMe in my twenties: haha that was so cringe *sees old fandom fanart*
superwholockfeels: obssessedwithsherlock: Sherlock forgets that sometimes John isn’t alive Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself
officialfrenchtoast: me to my bestfriend
msjenai: imsoshive: He didn’t just say that. Tell me he did not just say that. I hope this isn’t true. Newsflash for all the seemingly out of touch with reality people: just because you may know a black person, it does NOT excuse the negative
bluetrashsins: nasty-bones: buttercupsticksnlicks: bluetrashsins: shortsnas: damian-fluffy-doge-nsfw: shortsnas: (( Bc I saw this and it reminded me of a thing I did few months ago…stoner bros strike again XD This is an OPEN ART CHAIN btw!!!
vaspider: blvkpnthr: being black and aroace makes me see dehumanization really easily, some examples being: “ur not ~oppressed~ its just prejudice” is the same thing my mother had to hear post civil rights era, and what I have to hear doubly today
jonesskillian: My problem isn’t that my favorite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me
Apparently some people dont know that the purpose of twitter is to be a passive aggressive outlet while your blog is your personal outlet.
whitegirlsaintshit: Me around other people in the LGBTQIAP+ community: I really don’t think this is a big step when, not only can gays and lesbians still be discriminated against, but we have other members of our community (read: trans folk, esp. Trans
beefsquatch: adventuretitan: SHE DRESSED AS BLOSSOM? I had such a crush on her not even gon’ lie. this is why my hair is red. so my boyfriend will love me
mrv3000: ophelia-tagloff: kestrel337: Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. This is disproportionately hilarious to me. #COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN
knochai: lzbth: flowercrownqueenbutinapunkway: lzbth: utahjizz: lzbth: surely beef plural is beeves no fucking way did you guys not know that? evidently not tumblr taught me more than school ever has
itistimetodisappear: doingitforthevine: not gonna lie i just read “start with 2 big spoons of nutella” and hit reblog one of these is not like the others
lookatitrightnow: Has anyone had that friend that only wants to call you or hang out when they need to talk about their life. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m an excellent listener, but if the only reason we have an relationship is because you think
Not sure what exactly is going on but apparently a lot of NSFW blogs are getting shut down lately because of whatever’s going on with the app store? I’d hate that since this is where most of you guys follow me 😥 Just to be safe you can follow me
This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works: Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message.
suprchnk: girls never let you look at their face for a long time. it’s always “why are you looking at me like that?” cause you have a nice face that i enjoy looking at. then they wanna hide it, like what are you doing? this is not how this is
so this may just be me but i always feel…idk kinda disappointed when i finish a commission for someone and post it and all they do is favorite it or w/e, not bothering to leave a comment like i know that they’ve paid me for it and i should
This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even
kokoro4kakashi: sixfootdeep: No light, no light. In your bright blue eyes. Good gawd, this is incredible. I heart it. *crosses fingers that this artist also did Kakashi*
Honestly idk what’s wrong with me but I think I’m getting ill again. This is so ridiculous, I’m just constantly ill
![nieniekoto: cakeis: [ 5 : 2 3 A M ] o > this is giving me feelings ;__; Aw dear this was supposed to help your feels ヾ(´･ω･｀｡) Here, have the first 3 frames that cracked me up while making this :D](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1f02368892694c41695ebcb2609b7a7/tumblr_mp4muqdteR1rwe6xgo1_250.gif)
![captioned-vines: tahreza: when shes like “that one is” its the cutest thing in the world and its also me Boyfriend: [mumbles] “That’s sensational.” Girlfriend: “Actually, that’s not my favorite highlighter.” Boyfriend: “It’s not?”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_33377bc56824_128.png){kind=avatar}
