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“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”

“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”

“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”

“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”

“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”

“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”

“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”

“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”

“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”

“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.

“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.

“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”

“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.

“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).

“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”

“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”

“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me down.”

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”

“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not

“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”

“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”

“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”

“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”

“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”

“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”

“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”

The best of The Blind Banker references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”

“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”

The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”

“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”

“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”

“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”

“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”

“Wanna see what’s Under my Shaw?” Seriously though, save Undershaw!

“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.

“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.

“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”

“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”

“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”

“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”

“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”

“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding crop!”

“Will you 221-be mine?”

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