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“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
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“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I would shave for you.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
Threesomes solve everything.
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.)
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
Happy Halloween, Tumblr! I mustache that you share your candy ;)
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
but-darlings-the-show-must-go-on: Edward is even more remarkable. I’ll give you an example. You can publish it or not, it makes no difference to me. When I came out of the asylum, the person who collected me was Edward Hardwicke. He took me to an Italian
autisticexpression: The appalling travesty that was BBC’s Sherlock has infested the Sherlock Holmes fandom like a malignant tumour so I want you all to know how awesome the OG literary Holmes was: The literary Sherlock Holmes was an autistic coded
astroseasapphic: sea-blue-child: darknightvirgil: big-bang-holmes: big-bang-holmes: big-bang-holmes: Would any if you peeps be interested in if I made a little post about spray paint? Like I want to show some people how I do it and maybe if y'all
I feel like Elementary is a much, much better modernization of Sherlock Holmes than Sherlock is. I also feel like Jonny Lee Miller plays a much better Holmes than Benedict Cumberbatch does. But I dunno, I’ve only read a handful of Holmes stories
finalproblem: Mrs. Holmes: I said, “Have you checked down the back of the sofa?” He’s always losing things down the back of the sofa, aren’t you dear?Mr. Holmes: ‘Fraid so.Mrs. Holmes: Keys, small change, sweeties. Especially his glasses.Mr.
thesherlockedme: John Watson: Are you wearing any pants? Sherlock Holmes: …No. John Watson: Okay. John Watson: What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what? Sherlock Holmes: I don’t know. John Watson: Here to see the Queen? [Mycroft Holmes
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