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princeowlinapeartree: headline of the year
Seems like nothin I’ve said ever meant anything.With a headline over my head, thought I made a stand… I only made a scene.
crackervolley: wat http://store.steampowered.com/news/?feed=steam_community_announcements&headlines=0 I thought it was b8 too, but if you go to the official steam store website, then click on the news tab, then “steam community announcements”
ask-knightpony: xspiritofthemapleleaf: gavirn: the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery. however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation Corduroy pillows are making headlines. lolpuns
itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a picture along with this story XD!
ask-two-faced-pone: bulletbakas: youfilthycasual: This deserves an award for best headline ever. (x) USA USA USA (MOD POST) I just wanna say this doesnt look cool, or make us look good; it makes Americans look like total assholes who cant handle
caligulascookie: r-u-seri0us: 88-red-balloons: catladyofficial: the best headline i’ve ever read. yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared
conspicuouslad:robotlyra:we-are-star-stuff:A Robot In Russia Has Made a Second Escape Attempt A robot in Russia caused an unusual traffic jam last week after it “escaped” from a research lab, and now, the artificially intelligent bot is making headlines
saintbilliejoe:Would ya look at that. *wipes away tear* Beautiful. Just beautiful. No bullshit copyright laws for Europe. But the United States is not yet in the clear. Ajit Pai, the garbage bag that he is, is still headlining one of the most asinine
ask-wisp-the-diamond-dog: stephrc79: icamearound: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Wild till the last word!!! Okay but for real, what did I just read??? A wonder animated interpretation of this news clipping. lel
gayweho: Adonis LA “Sinful Sunday” 11/15: MASSIVE QUADRUPLE Headliner Show!! Take Mo @FubarLosAngeles https://t.co/87h37DWqre https://t.co/1zst3Jm4pX
gayweho: ADONIS LOUNGE TONIGHT! THE FULL LINEUP: ALFIE - Headliner LUCIUS CROSS - @FubarLosAngeles https://t.co/RboY33U5xC https://t.co/DIos1amAYo
autostraddle: Ceara Sturgis & Constance McMillen - Ripped from the Headlines! Oh my God how presh <3 I love these girls :)
jh0n: For all the negative comments before this, can we just focus on the fact that GaGaloo did not write this headline…? I feel like people really don’t understand that. All she did was pose for a Japanese version of V magazine (in her best photoshoot
crookedsin: GOING TO THE MUSEUM OF AMERICAN FINANCE THIS WEEKEND TO SEE THE HAMILTON EXHIBIT. MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD. I CAN’T STOP JUMPING. THEY HAVE HIS PISTOL, AND STATUES, AND HIS HAIR, AND A GUEST BOOK IN WHICH YOU CAN GIVE A HEADLINE TO HAMILTON’S
youthincare: [ image is screenshot of article by ars technica with the headline stating, “is curing patients a sustainable business model?’ Goldman Sachs analysts ask/ Analyst report notes that Gilead’s hep C cure will make less than 4$ billion
I’m sure all of you people have heard of the terrorist attack in Paris (heck, it’s the biggest headline just about everywhere right now). What you may not know, is that the HQ of Gravity Europe is located in Paris. Some of Gravity Europe’s staff
givemeinternet: Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.
mossyoak78552: red-faced-wolf: red-faced-wolf: Still my favorite headline of all time My first post to hit 1,000+ notes! Lmfao! Fucken A
art-nimals: this has got to be the greatest headline
New headliner in the OBS. Put dagum thing in backwards but she custom 👌🏼
micdotcom: Photographer sees no problem glamorizing rape in fashion shoot. He’s wrong A highly distasteful fashion photoshoot from a Mumbai-based photographer is making headlines all over the world because of what many believe is the insensitive way
micdotcom: The New York Times pisses off Latino readers with wildly tone deaf headline
iusedtobeabaker: asian: Time to repost my favorite headline dwight schrute
fluent-n-death: I’m so glad I’m alive to read these headlines
whatmariadidnext: two4fit: TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM “WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY” Women have legs
septembriseur: No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
elfpen: I just googled “funny headlines” and this has been the highlight of my night.
lexakay: daredevil + onion headlines
lizdexia: The West Wing + The Onion headlines, 1/?
weirdfluffyunicornpig: Captain America: Civil War + the Onion headlines
incorrectelementary: Elementary + The Onion headlines
holyromanhomo: micdotcom: razielangelofsecrets: micdotcom: Judge Wolf is making headlines again for all the right reasons (x) Isn’t this the same woman who refused to prosecute someone because the jail guards had refused to give her a full set
lizdexia:The West Wing + The Onion headlines, 1/?
slytherinsnek:Well there’s a headline and a half
ranma-official: someone mixed up astronomy with astrology, massively improving the headline
trashgender-garbabe-nova: cumaeansibyl: zvaigzdelasas: And the best headline of the year goes to…. you guys I found the article and it’s fantastic they did in-depth interviews with 137 scientists and about 35% of them mentioned Dawkins unprompted,
blackness-by-your-side: Iraqi soldier involved in operation to retake Mosul from IS finds mother among civilians being bused out of the city. Soldier’s tearful reunion with his mother after 2 years. Such stories will never appear in headlines of
asian: Time to repost my favorite headline
horce-divorce: this is the best headline i’ve ever seen in my life, i was just gonna post it w/o comment bc i thought it couldnt possibly get better, but it did
rizahmad:this is the only headline i need in my life
lizardwinemom: i cant believe i myself didnt write this headline
surprisekitty: wizardmoon: skypig357: giflounge: 1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself. Blessed post. Good kitty i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice
jessalrynn: gogomrbrown: The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported. Heart-broken Father of Five Finds Kids Abandoned by Babysitter While He Worked
skylerwhites:buzzfeed unsolved + onion headlines
unregistered-hypercam2: thinkpiecebot: We’re Approaching Bubonic Plague All Wrong & How To Use Soap To Fix It yo this bot just wrote a headline from 1342
thewinterwizard: lucifer on fox + text post meme/onion headlines
feralmermaids: twilightly: Blessed headline Stevie acually said during a Fleetwood Mac concert: “I actually don’t know her, and I wish she was here. I was hoping I would get to cross paths with her. But I think she is so very talented. Like, if she
skyholic:This headline and last paragraph though…
iheart3j5: paulthebukkit: the father, the son, and the holy spirit You’re missing the Way Better Chloe Kim headline
thotseguin: This headline from the Washington Post is a MOOD
swooood-dooooood: saejima-taiga: dankmemecentral1: I can’t believe this is real! When will we be allowed to push anish kapoor into his own black hole. genuinely thought this was an onion headline
marvelsmostwanted: + John Mulaney has chosen to opt out of the New Yorker Festival after the announcement that private citizen who is most famous for being fired and openly racist blogger Steve Bannon will be headlining
natural–blues: crap-userrname16: That’s not what happened, this literally made international headlines. This is a purely adorable story. Brianne Dow (the woman in the photo) hired a photographer Samantha Boos for a couples’ photoshoot shortly
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assistedbymarner: Is this an onion headline
bidoof:buzzfeed headline idea: “The Founding Fathers Were Neither Woke Nor Bae.”
tawghasa:Which one of you is responsible for this headline
honeyreynolds: miscellaneous aziraphale/crowley + reductress headlines bonus:
