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New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/exchanged-student-rescued-trapped-sculpture/Exchanged Student Rescued After Being Trapped in an Unlikely SculptureOf all the headlines that streamed down our newsfeed, this one really cracked us
gregoriophoto: Headlines - They Know, They Know •• @bekkagunther of @muselyfe in the studio• ready for more? Tag a friend who might like this color photo (at www.gregoriophoto.com)
tredlocity:Fake clickbait headlines from The Good Place.
weirdfluffyunicornpig: Captain America: Civil War the Onion headlines
horce-divorce: this is the best headline i’ve ever seen in my life, i was just gonna post it w/o comment bc i thought it couldnt possibly get better, but it did
jaesauce: hybridmurderbirds: Fury Road Onion Headlines (1/?) All of these are perfect
thealogie: it’s tough times when the dailymail delivers the only headline that really captured his essence and made me joyful again
A full-page ad in a recent issue of the National Enquirer featured this headline: “Lose Up To 2 Pounds Daily Without Exercise." Yeah right! And you’ll make a million dollars a day too, without working! That’s a whopper
‘Looking for Demi-Sexual Roommate’ was not the weirdest thing Alex had seen as a headline for a craigslist posting during his search for housing next year. Standing at the gate of a fenced-in colonial at the listed address was daunting, but not skeevy.
babygirlgemini:Today’s headline: Wiggly Baby Tries Bambinos For the First Time! Is In Love.
incorrect-galavant: Galavant characters as Onion headlines Weiterlesen
Compare/Contrast time: Here we have Sutton Foster or as I like to refer to her as Sutton’s Missing, headline Cole Porter’s classic Anything Goes. And while she can sing with the best of them and even dance well enough, there’s just too much ice
Rafael Alencar headlines this 2015 offering: The Godfather. Probably one of the best fuck flix to come out in the last 5 years. A very hot cast and the whole Godfather theme is played out nicely without getting to overblown. And again a VERY sexy cast
I can imagine the argument co pilot- I wanna radio traffic control captain- no you ain’t co pilot- hell yes I am captain- hell no you’re….wait is the intercom to the cabin on?
silverhawk: this headline is so 2017 but in the absolute best way possible
Swingers Xbiz
mango-llama: I’ve had this fucking Onion Headline saved for weeks in preparation
paxamericana: in 20 years: exact same headline, minus the quotation marks
knsth:this is the most obvious headline i’ve ever read
blackness-by-your-side: Iraqi soldier involved in operation to retake Mosul from IS finds mother among civilians being bused out of the city. Soldier’s tearful reunion with his mother after 2 years. Such stories will never appear in headlines of
rabioheab: this is my favourite headline of all time
cwnerd12: Yesterday, a Black trans woman was found murdered, and the article in the Trib had the headline “MAN DRESSED AS A WOMAN FOUND DEAD.”The article made several mentions of the fact that the person found was in fact a dude in a dress, one
worldwar2chainz: this is my new favorite headline
lesbianherstorian: a headline from the gay alternative no. 5, 1973
cwote: make your bed to immediately make your room look more put together water first, then coffee or tea pray or meditate, even just for ten minutes, to set the tone for your day browse the news headlines ( & read the articles that interest you
jackythemoo: The new picture of @markiplier was just so fancy that it inspired me to make a cover for a magazine xD He is a true fashion icon!I got some help for the headlines from the awesome @mrs-sakurai and @xmoonyxbunnyx Thank you so much for your
lineralangohr: Unus Annus + Onion headlines because why not.
princeloki: viridian-sun: horce-divorce: this is the best headline i’ve ever seen in my life, i was just gonna post it w/o comment bc i thought it couldnt possibly get better, but it did jaaaaaaaames is this not literally the plot of an episode
babygirlgemini: Today’s headline: Wiggly Baby Tries Bambinos For the First Time! Is In Love. 🍼🍭
whitetrash-official: a headline i never thought i would see
r-u-seri0us: 88-red-balloons: catladyofficial: the best headline i’ve ever read. yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s
ghostbanri: this is hands down the most suspicious headline I’ve ever read
kyleehenke: my favorite headline of the day
Going online and seeing the news headlines today
l3lackeyedsusan: 85% of what keeps me churning out this friggin meme is that it is honestly the funniest shit i’ve ever seenAToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2Gravity Falls + Onion headlines: Part 1
l3lackeyedsusan: i’m on a fucking roll with these things. forget grad school, this is my life nowGravity Falls + Onion Headlines: Part 1Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2AToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2
psychoticrambling: meladoodle: This headline looks like it’s been created by some sort of pop culture meme generator this entire year looks like it was created by a shitty online meme generator
l3lackeyedsusan: my apologies excuse nothing anymore Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2 Gravity Falls + Onion headlines: Part 1 AToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 DDamD text posts: Part 1 The Stanchurian Candidate text posts: Part 1
guardian-of-dragons: How to Train Your Dragon + Onion Headlines
l3lackeyedsusan: DaMvstF plus a screenshot from the new promo. get hype for the triangle bastard. i guess. Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 Gravity Falls + Onion headlines: Part 1 AToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 DDamD text posts:
donquixxxote: we’re 4 days into 2016 and we’ve already hit the best headline of the year
buzzfeed: thejorie: ssj14goku: Buzzfeed: We are LITERALLY CUMMING to how hot Jimmy Neutron looks as an adult A+ photoshop, but Our Headlines Are Always Capitalized Like This.
dimpuch: AtLA Book Three + The Onion Headlines (Book Two)
jumpsuitedmonster: Portal + Onion Headlines
thestudentprincesss: don’t pretend you haven’t been waiting for these headlines since the announcement of pokemon go
secrettriostuffidk: setaflow: Voltron: Legendary Defender + Onion Headlines (Part 2) (Part 1) Bonus: @the-punning-ubus
thatsmoderatelyraven: This is my favorite headline ever
zvaigzdelasas: My ultimate lazy internet millennial thing is that whenever I wanna type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I copy and paste it from the headline of an article called smth like “how to type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ without needing to copy paste it” I haven’t
dimpuch:AtLA Book Two + The Onion Headlines (Book One/Book Three)
dimpuch: AtLA Book One + The Onion Headlines (Book Two/Book Three)
scarlett-the-seachild: think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever
lizdexia: Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (2/?)
shadequeenroyale: I really love this headline
joekeerys: Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (1/?)
poussbae: not a headline I anticipated but one I will enjoy nonetheless
monsterfucktory:This headline gave me mesothelioma and I’m entitled to financial compensation
captain-price-official: shatterstag: gaymergirls: basedheisenberg: Real recognizes real. I finally got curious and decided to google this story, and the headline is just the tip of the iceberg. Let it never be said again that journalism is a
proudgayconservative: commissionerdonovan: i thought this was the onion but The Washington Post headline is the best one.
twinkskeletons:oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended
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