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literallyrad: there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
apoetreflects: The white of her neck as she lifts her hair for me to undo her dress. —Bernard Lionel Einbond, from The Haiku Anthology: English Language Haiku by Contemporary American and Canadian Poets, ed. Cor van den
mitsjol:English: “The orphans pointed at the creature.”Dutch: “De wezen wezen naar het wezen.”
languageek: The English Language Infographic found here.
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
alanaldas: my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus
nastynicksai: awhirlwind: startling the only 9 letter word in the english language where you can remove one letter at a time and still create a word mind is blown
exec2sec: To say this was humiliating was an understatement. She was a 4th generation Asian American; her family arrived in American in 1890. She held a P.H.D in English Language studies; she’d written her Thesis on Syntax and Semantics of Quantification
actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means
tolaughterandbeyond: hoganlenderson: have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it there’s actually a word for that god bless the english language Oh god, I even do this.
tolaughterandbeyond: hoganlenderson: have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it there’s actually a word for that god bless the english language
wordsgonesilent: and-rohan-will-answer: scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant: I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. you piece of shit. You just broke the English language.
twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp And there was that
real-live-dragon: jxnecrocker: without hrt christmas is just cismas this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this
boobsstudy: scrumptioussaladsalad: real-live-dragon: jxnecrocker: without hrt christmas is just cismas this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this Who is this goddess?
fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
ruinedchildhood: reblog this post with the following information in the tags:-where you live-your first language-what you call these
I’d just like to apologize to all the European and Australian folks, and anyone from any other country that has ever tried to talk sexy to me and used the word “arse.” I’m sorry, but I just can’t take it seriously. I’m
drowning4youu: some of the saddest phrases in the English language: - but you promised - ive never told anyone - i can’t do it - i tried - i trusted you - why did you do this to me - why am i not good enough - it still hurts - i can’t keep pretending
tsensual69: Joanna Jet Teacher Joanna was waiting for give to a guy a lesson in the English language, but the boy was in delay. So the teacher, thinking about what she could do for excite the young student, she felt suddently enveloped by the heat. He
fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
ajollyblackman: my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
lastoneout:lastoneout:discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba
dearmisswhite: crazyboutthemwranglerjeans: “Can I ask you something?” The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop right behind “we need to talk”
buzzfeed:26 Beautiful Words The English Language Should Borrow
distressedphilosopher: Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language
lolsofunny: have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it there’s actually a word for that god bless the english language via lolsofunny=)
walkingthenarrowway: modestlygorgeous: tiili97: awomanontheverge: life-is-fiction: theinternetghostshavetakenover: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg witchcraft of the highest degree the english language, everyone This hit me like a
best-of-funny: spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
hetaliaworldtwinkle: like that thing going around i’m going to jump that bandwagon too do in the tags:-where you live-first language-what do you call all these:
A word that does not exist in the English language:
distressedphilosopher:Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language
scrumptioussaladsalad: real-live-dragon: jxnecrocker: without hrt christmas is just cismas this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this Yummy
davonnerogers: this is a social experiment, reblog in the tags where you live, your first language and what you call this
15 words that don't exist in the English language
synthetic-synaesthesia: cistro: “you will learn that the saddest word in the english language is stay.” -the twelve-step program for life, M.K. This is so beautiful. Thank you for using my quote with this, it’s gorgeous. xo. M.K. Wilde
tookahit: I’m Dutch and I agee, there is not a single word in english language that translates this, Gezelligheid.
tiauska: I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know
urbannoir: “summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language”
blackphoenix77: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Batman Stop teaching people about the proper meaning and context of words from the english language and get your sidekick some medical attention damn it O.O The Batman guide to grammar
nordic-at-heart: Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than “good job.”
