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schneezusweiss: vault11overseer: schneezusweiss: “he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
scrungo: deepspacepirate: The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include chunks curdling squirt munch bulbous pustule sink squirm
actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means
oarfjsh: rruffian: “The sisters of St. Cathode ask that you cover yourself with filaments and take pains to make yourself fully incandescent this evening.” — Probably my favorite sentence in the history of the English language, courtesy of the
aquilacalvitium: catgirlforeskin:sabertoothwalrus:why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy” get verbed, nounboy
catgirlforeskin:sabertoothwalrus:why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
borncuckold: The English language is so limited. How is it that we call both of these people men?
ajollyblackman: my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
tvgropes: the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects
spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like “sky: that blue
literallyrad: there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
martyr-ed: castiels-feathery-butt: tyflowsion: what if ducks threw bread back at you you’d have to duck This expresses the English language pretty well
elyncia:hey, for science, could you guys reblog this and put in the tagswhere you live the language you speak most oftenwhat you call a tiny, overpriced grocery store on a street corner where you go when you just need a carton of milk or a candy bar
classicmeevs: ihateeverythingcomic: twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre
A word that does not exist in the English language:
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it there’s actually a word for that god bless the english language
wordsgonesilent: and-rohan-will-answer: scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant: I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. you piece of shit. You just broke the English language.
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
ramen-rat: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
tolaughterandbeyond: hoganlenderson: have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it there’s actually a word for that god bless the english language
darcx: jaclcfrost: enmudecer: jaclcfrost: hAVING TO USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IN A ROW MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE You can say you had had enough of this i could also say that that was uncalled for What this is is the English language.
mszombi: christhecreep: trillnificent: Pulp friction hot Edward penis hands is a classic There is no word in the entire English language that is less sexy than “womb” please do not use the word “womb” in the title of your porno even if it
shsltoasterlord: nue: nue: what word in the english language is always spelled wrong wrong
animentality: the-rogue-0f-light: balfies: an-xfile: actuallybenwyatt: I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety
boobsstudy:scrumptioussaladsalad: real-live-dragon: jxnecrocker: without hrt christmas is just cismas this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this Who is this goddess?
itscalledfashionlookitup: of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process
sandycheeksxo: mianitetrash-isme: thecharmsclub: shadowwraiths:Ladies and Gentlemen, The English Language…WHAT WHAT WHAT fffffFFFFFFUUUUUCK help
blasianxbri: mrs-fuhrman: awomanontheverge: life-is-fiction: theinternetghostshavetakenover: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg witchcraft of the highest degree the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder
fixyourwritinghabits: benedictsghost: prozacmorning: awomanontheverge: life-is-fiction: theinternetghostshavetakenover: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people
balfies: an-xfile: actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to
golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg witchcraft of the highest degree the english language, everyone
moriarty-is-a-dalek: herecomeschaos: i really hate the word colonel because that has to be the most not pronounced like it’s spelled word in the english language I didn’t know it was even pronounced as “ker-nel” until I said “co-lo-nel”
Thirteen words not found in the English language:
baernat:You know what’s funny about languages? That you have a different voice for each one you speak.
mexican-mermaid-princess: Stop devaluing the intelligence of people based off of how well they speak English.
ponyota: in the tags, put - where u live- ur first language - what u call this:
margattackz: words that don’t exist in the english language: L’esprit d’escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means “the spirit of the staircase.”
Reblog with your favorite word in the English language.
canadianslut: This has affected me in many ways that cannot be expressed with any words of the English language
alcor: reasons why the English language sucks: colonel That’s an Italian wordJust sayin’…
purpletangyvaginas: Parveen Sadiq being interviewed by Assed Baig for Channel 4 News regarding Prime Minister David Cameron’s English language policy. The screenshots are by Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed article – Channel 4 News YouTube video
the-fandom-queen-of-skaia: supermattural: egbertcest-because-fuck-you: social—twerker: i-am-my-own-spirit-animal: armln: kurwah: reasons to hate the english language wednesday February colonel knife parfait pterodactyl lieutenant their,
Whiplash (2014) There are no two words in the english language more harmful than “good job”.
dennari43: eternalgirlscout:justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god” I literally was rewatching a random episode of monster
counterpunches: hetagarnet: qichi: linguisticsyall: Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying
