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wehadfacesthen:Marlene Dietrich, 1930, publicity photo for Morocco, her first English language film
expectopatronum-dude: 35 Accents in the English Language.
owlbebach:the-lustfulinsomniac:honeylemonselfiequeen:imagineyourfavoriterobot:Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it…
languageek: The English Language Infographic found here.
eightlimbedpanda: awomanontheverge: life-is-fiction: theinternetghostshavetakenover: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit
tiauska: I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know
literallyrad: there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
ajollyblackman: my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
fksisebdkausvddnc: in the tags, put - where u live - ur first language - what u call this:
muchymozzarella: birdtypeglitch: conquered-gnomes: birdtypeglitch: tearlessrain: prksoda: shakescene: the only adjectives in the english language: 1. tender 2. feral 3. horny for your consideration Why is Jesus Feral - Killed a tree because
daddyslove4you: “I love fucking my daughter.” Is one of the most beautiful sentences in the English language.
borncuckold: The English language is so limited. How is it that we call both of these people men?
alanaldas: my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus
itscalledfashionlookitup: of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process
actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means
aokamidu: whitedusk2: 머니투데이 게임 For context, these top-heavy Beast Warriors (official title) are from one of those Korean video games with insanely detailed visuals, in this case, AIMA. Thankfully, there’s an English language website
hetaliaworldtwinkle: like that thing going around i’m going to jump that bandwagon too do in the tags:-where you live-first language-what do you call all these:
destiel-is-superwholocked: spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and
buzzfeed: purpletangyvaginas: Parveen Sadiq being interviewed by Assed Baig for Channel 4 News regarding Prime Minister David Cameron’s English language policy. The screenshots are by Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed article – Channel 4 News YouTube video
tentacuddles: springbirdy: oh-totoro: Studio Ghibli has announced the English language voice cast for The Wind Rises.Joseph Gordon-Levitt will front Hayao Miyazaki’s film as the voice of aeronautical engineer Jiro Horikoshi.John Krasinski will play
martyr-ed: castiels-feathery-butt: tyflowsion: what if ducks threw bread back at you you’d have to duck This expresses the English language pretty well
did-you-kno: The plural of octopus is not ‘octopi.’ Technically it should be ‘octopodes,’ but ‘octopuses’ is standard for the English language. Source
honeylemonselfiequeen: imagineyourfavoriterobot: Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.
balfies: an-xfile: actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to
Where do you live? What language did your great grand parents speak? What are you afraid of?
dichotomized: “Endling” might just be the loneliest term in the English language. An endling is the last member of a species or subspecies, and when this lone individual dies its species is extinct. Several endlings have been recorded in recent times.
wordsgonesilent: and-rohan-will-answer: scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant: I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. you piece of shit. You just broke the English language.
fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
darcx: jaclcfrost: enmudecer: jaclcfrost: hAVING TO USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IN A ROW MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE You can say you had had enough of this i could also say that that was uncalled for What this is is the English language.
butitspeacefulinthedeep: ravenclawslayerettesteamfreewill: hooliganshelly: gang0fwolves: ponponnorwayway: armln: kurwah: reasons to hate the english language wednesday February colonel bologna pterodactyl xylophone Rhyme knife
jax-stern: THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, EVERYBODY
kitty-in-training:the-frozen-city:Gives me lifeBilly boy basically took the English language and turned it into something spectacular. No one has ever been able to do anything like that since.
ask-googlechrome: Some languages are easier to speak than others…featuring my 2 top patreon supporters: Jayham and Hideki
zferolie: jainz: tasteofwhat: jainz: alcor: reasons why the English language sucks: colonel Just wait until you hear a Brit say “lieutenant” How exactly does a Brit say “lieutenant”? Genuinely curious WHERE THE FUCK IS THE F?!
minacoladas: christophoronomicon: crime-and-puns: *sets entire english language on fire* Thereby showing that the phenomenon that gave use gems like “PIN number” and “ATM machine” (also known as the self-demonstrating RAS syndrome, i.e. “redundant
real-live-dragon: jxnecrocker: without hrt christmas is just cismas this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this
schneezusweiss: vault11overseer: schneezusweiss: “he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
mrsmummifikation: unabashedloving: backpackapplesauce: eternalgirlscout: justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god” “you’re
hemipelagicdredger: balioc: The opposite of “bonfire” is, presumably, “malice.” Hey English language, fuck you, wow
ghast505: ritavonbees: necromancy-savant: the-macra: brunhiddensmusings: the-macra: types of stard mu ba this is oddly close to real‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for
lizardthirty: mrsmummifikation: unabashedloving: backpackapplesauce: eternalgirlscout: justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play
backpackapplesauce: eternalgirlscout: justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god” “you’re rearranging deck chairs on the
renguro-main:bileshroom:solitomatonic:im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language so far ive gotget his assthats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)fat fuck fridayshouting “fuck yeah dude”
birdtypeglitch: conquered-gnomes: birdtypeglitch: tearlessrain: prksoda: shakescene: the only adjectives in the english language: 1. tender 2. feral 3. horny for your consideration Why is Jesus Feral - Killed a tree because he was angry
aubribubble:himeno-ran:himeno-ran:the most beautiful words in the english language this is Wizard for “get fucked, shithead”
cuntmunism:author-cypress-butane:lubefairy:cuntmunism:“I’m gonna join the military and reform it from the inside” no you aren’t. there aren’t enough words in the english language to explain just how much you won’t be
scribeofpnakotis:dash-n-step:ALTView on TwitterALTView on Twitterthe english language is truly a wonderall hail william the werewolf, proto-enby
catgirlforeskin:sabertoothwalrus:why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
manywinged:manywinged:“defenestrate” is one of my favorite words in the english language because it’s just so damn specific. like there’s only one situation you’ll ever be able to use it in but you might as well be prepared
avianhasnodignity:catgirlforeskin:sabertoothwalrus:why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy” get verbed nounboy
projectendo:fairymajiks: Sorry for all the bahbble tonight folks. Here have a mini fat monster as my apology. There are no words in the english language to describe how much I love your art I swear I will make up for all you’ve done for me, I fully
honeylemonselfiequeen:imagineyourfavoriterobot: Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.
ponyota: in the tags, put - where u live- ur first language - what u call this:
alcor: reasons why the English language sucks: colonel
twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp And there was that
