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aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
alphafoxtrot: And here we see a group of people photographing a wild Rihanna as she scopes out a beach to makes sure it is safe to lay her eggs. After burying them, she will retreat back to the safety of the water.
blackdaddy49: Eggs and SAUSAGE!!! YUM\Make sure you wipe your DNA off your keyboard after visiting my new UNCENSORED blog… https://headoctor.newtumbl.com
breederrod: Every woman, on some level, wants to feel the potent seed of a virile bull invade their fertile eggs. Every woman wants to watch her belly swell as the strong seed inside her grows into new life. I’m here to make that dream a reality for
guardians-of-the-food: Make Ahead Breakfast Easy Eggs and Veggies
argentiaertheri:storybookprincess:suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just
humansofnewyork: (8/11) “My years in Turkey have been the hardest four years of my life. When we first arrived from Syria, we couldn’t communicate with anyone. I had no friends. If we wanted an egg from the store, we had to make chicken sounds.
benepla:oh it’s Leo season that makes sense. LOVE you bitches but your season is chaotic evil and full of robust demonic energy. I just saw a kid throw an egg across CVS
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
suspend: squishyandiknowit:hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled
narwhalmeg: zombieinmybutt: mcdammit: Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to
This is my version of being productive on minecraft.
believeyoucan1d: Ingredients MAKES 24 200g plain flour 5 tbsp cocoa powder 280g caster sugar 3 tsp baking powder pinch of salt 80g unsalted butter 240 ml whole milk 2 eggs ½ tsp vanilla extract For the frosting: 500g icing sugar
I jist tried to make those egg bites in cupcake or muffin tins in the oven. Fongers crossed cause they better taste good and not burn :/
storybookprincess: suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when
prettygirlfood: Chocolate Ice Cream 1 pt raw cream 2 cups raw whole milk 4 egg yolks 1 T arrowroot starch ½ cup cocoa powder ½ cup raw honey 1 T vanilla 5 dashes unrefined sea salt To make your ice cream: 1. Combine all ingredients in
stefaniamodel: That first egg was named “Thought”. Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, “With our thoughts, we make the world” #monkey
nyehs: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: L is for the Letter L O is for the Omelette in my sheets V is very very Egg i don’t remember making this post please try harder to be funny
saythankyoumaster: I’m going to make your eggs scrambled.
omg the hat makes her look like a big egg
dis0rient: drunk0ffhate: drunk0ffhate: drunk0ffhate: so i decided to draw faces on the eggs at night and put them back in the fridge without telling anyone…my sis took them out in the morning to make breakfast, stood at the fridge staring at the
hussie-homage replied to your post: i was hatching some eggs on Y, still w… i don’t know you but your enthusiasm about pokemon makes me so proud of the human race ahhhh h congratulations you are a real life success. heh heh pokemon is my life
So the awesome thing about pokemon that have low base egg steps is that you can hatch a lot in less time and get that shiny quicker <3 i got this cute little guy in just an hour and a half <33 And I bred him in a Love Ball ! Which I will make a
I’m making deviled eggs. Ohgosh. I’m so excited to eat these.
mastersgreedyslut: my Master takes His time with everything.. and He can make quiche’, not just scrambled eggs…. i am a lucky lucky girl to have a Master like that Taking My time, teaching, guiding, loving, caring for My greedy, sultry slut,
animalcrackersinmyblog: digi-egg: by てむｋ oh my god by 2027 their families could make a fucking militia
thunderbirmon: digi-egg: This whole season of Digimon is just one big GPOY. One reason why I love this season so much is because all of the children start out as loners without friends, for whatever reason, which already makes it noticeably unique
thisisahockeyblog: nothing about this makes sense to me. raman noodles. raw egg. ice cubes. what.
today is a stream of consciousness day. sorry.i’m going to make some fucking eggs.
dvdatf: illgiveyouacreampie: nerdybreeding: Pull out and cum all over me let’s make your sperm work for my egg *smirks* If you do pull out, cum all over her pussy… Yes
ixnay-on-the-oddk: bobbyshew: ixnay-on-the-oddk: eeeek posting these makes me nervous lol I like the color of her nails! Lol Haha yeah I forgot I even had polish on until I saw this and thought, “oops.” They look like easter egg nails lol
My mom bitches at me for buying weed then makes me a bacon and egg sandwhich when im stoned im getting mixed signals
pantiesaremything: Jess was making eggs for me.
your-inseminator: Worry consumes her as she is unable to squeeze his thick load of potent cum from her baby making organs. The thought of his sperm fertilizing her eggs begins to cloud her mind. She WILL bond his genes with hers.
varsitynakedchef:Bare Basic CrepeIngredients 30g Butter (plus more for frying) 150g Plain Flour 325ml Milk 1 egg Method The best thing to have to make proper crêpes is a copper crêpe pan, but it’s hard to justify the expense since you’re not likely
mymindisperverted: hotcousins: My little sister wanted to lose some weight, but dad kept making her high-calorie breakfasts in the morning, complete with bacon, sausages, eggs, pancakes, and yogurt. She didn’t want to hurt his feelings by not finishing
ssansy: b00nat: beccadex: fawken: could u imagine spending 200$+ opening box then i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green yo how many eggs
fandom-artworks: shira-hedgie:Never stole an egg without making sure the mom is not near by… Shira-hedgie
erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck
what-even-is-thiss: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
giantsorcowboys: Tuesday’s Teddy🐻🧔🏻Matt Cornish Makes The Perfect Teddy Bear As He Hooks Eggs For Ealing.🧔🏻🏉🏴Woof, Baby!
ah-shiyt: dan-will-make-you-howell: splantamello: hotaimee: thiscorpsofbrothers: splantamello: hydrogyne: cute things to call your girlfriend: sugar honey flour egg salt 6. 1 tbs of butter 7. stir thoroughly 8. pour into baking pan 9. we forgot
cream-her-insides: Don’t let her fertile eggs go to waste,Embrace the taboo of fucking your own daughter.Give in to the primal urge to spread your seed.Fuck your little girl, cum inside her pussy, make her pregnant. You may regret it after doing it,
shy-eggs: weebstories: I think I’m good. how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
thecakebar: ah-shiyt: dan-will-make-you-howell: splantamello: hotaimee: thiscorpsofbrothers: splantamello: hydrogyne: cute things to call your girlfriend: sugar honey flour egg salt 6. 1 tbs of butter 7. stir thoroughly 8. pour into baking
ilikeyourwife: Seeing his wife at the community pool thirty minutes after we tangled in my condo two blocks away makes me so proud of her. It must be my ego so pelt me with eggs but when I have to interact with a wife in public right after we’ve been
clairescountrykitchen: That banana peel is going to make for scrambled eggs …
vodkaslumber: adultc0ntent: So much shade it can never haunt me Come home already. I’ve got no one to make me eggs at midnight.
hipsterivan13: 0lightsource: hipsterivan13: I made the egg salad like 3 weeks ago Shit was good but it felt like its missing something lolz I wish i could make some now, but go no mayo Ah okay…sorry bout the dilemma bro, I know the struggle when
fatfairybimbo: me( as a kid and small egg obviously trying to connect with my sister): Hey look sis, this video game has a girl in it, do you wanna play with me?My sister: Just because It has a girl doesn’t mean it will make me play it. Me( sad but
I’m making a feet fetish video for people who like messy feet! All you dirty pervs who want to watch my princess toes smush and squish cakes, fruits, eggs, and all kinds of yucky things be on the look out for my upcoming video on chaturbate!
gahans: mcdammit: Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in. #yes #i
hxllxx: blissfulbuttercup: Planning on making one of these this evening alongside the daily hot chocolate to cheer up my flatmate. Not sure which one yet though. Left photo: Doughnut French Toast 2 large eggs 4 teaspoons vanilla extract 60ml milk 4
unclefather: me: *is not doing well financially* me: *makes a wish list* tumblr: you can’t want things if you’re poor and it’s rude to want frivilous things. the only things you can have are soap and eggs and you can’t have both so pick one
awfulland: meet Eggsworth, a 20-something egg with legs living in the #big #city and trying to #make it in a vaguely creative field
