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ah-shiyt: dan-will-make-you-howell: splantamello: hotaimee: thiscorpsofbrothers: splantamello: hydrogyne: cute things to call your girlfriend: sugar honey flour egg salt 6. 1 tbs of butter 7. stir thoroughly 8. pour into baking pan 9. we forgot
stefaniamodel: That first egg was named “Thought”. Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, “With our thoughts, we make the world” #monkey
…I just realized that I could name two pokemon of the same type Chronedome and Rewind and MAKE THEM HAVE AN EGG TOGETHER.
reducto1art: Tony Stark can’t even make a normal scrambled egg!
foodffs: Potato Fried Rice (土豆炒饭) - Stir together scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, charred potato, and rice to make this satisfying one-pan meal that tastes way better than takeout! Recipe => http://omnivorescookbook.com/potato-fried-rice/ #fried
did-you-kno: When actress Mercedes McCambridge voiced the demon that possessed Regan in The Exorcist, she insisted on swallowing raw eggs, drinking whiskey, and chain-smoking to make her voice extra harsh. The director also had her tied to a chair
chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU
martyr-mcfly replied to your post “I like my eggs like my man’s dick HARD” unfertilized now you’re just making things worse ….I think
felibre: 64/365 by ~Abby on Flickr. The day that we injected food coloring into fertile eggs at work to make rainbow chicks. Then a coworker stamped my hand with ink that turned out to be permanent.
mirakurutaimu: sana-kan: my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth
mercedesbenzodiazepine: mirakurutaimu: sana-kan: my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth I am literally…losing my FUCKING mind at 7:25 AM
xutjja: I’m about to make eggs and bacon!
dippinfan: properfaggot: Look what the Easter Bunny left in my basket. Happy Easter everyone! Hope you plenty of creme-filled eggs. he looks ready to make more bunnies…
alwayslively05: fuckingrecipes: redkiteslongnights: mimzors: rossroads: How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay 1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with 2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life Can I make this for someone?! :o I really
galifianafuck: collection of my favorite benedict cumberbatch quotes “it’s really difficult to draw cheese” “i don’t have the skill to tweet” “skydiving makes me horny” “should i take the shell out” - after he cracks an egg onto the
b00nat: beccadex: fawken: could u imagine spending 200$+ opening box then i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green yo how many eggs did it
theuntitledbloog: johnnynothumbs: ohyeahpartyat221b: ex-genius: THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT seriously look at this awful thing No. No no no no no no no. I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in
pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go
kaleidomusings: felicefawn: Coloring embryos by injecting dye into eggs before they hatch has been practiced for a number of years. It is done to identify the young of certain hatches or groups. And it makes it easier to observe movements of wild birds
aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
did-you-kno: Turkey doesn’t have enough tryptophan to make you drowsy. If it did, you’d be tired after eating a turkey sandwich any day of the week. Eggs, cheese, spinach, and bacon all contain more tryptophan per serving than turkey - which has
did-you-kno: Turkey doesn’t have enough tryptophan to make you drowsy. If it did, you’d get tired any time you eat a turkey sandwich. Eggs, cheese, spinach, and bacon all have more tryptophan per serving than turkey, which contains the same
blackberryshawty: beccaaaabearrr: blackberryshawty: I never thought of Cruella De Vil as a villain. All she wanted was a fly ass coat. made from puppies… Eh, you gotta break some eggs to make an omelette.
hyperpregnant: Mindy knew it was all chemistry. Her body was dripping in pheromones, leaving trails to make sure men found their way to her horny, fertile pussy. Her womb was full of eggs and it would only take one “accident” to start a whole litter
hotcousins: My little sister wanted to lose some weight, but dad kept making her high-calorie breakfasts in the morning, complete with bacon, sausages, eggs, pancakes, and yogurt. She didn’t want to hurt his feelings by not finishing her food every
bhgfood: Breakfast Ham and Egg Cups: That’s right! Muffins aren’t the only thing these tins can make. (BHG.com)
crickettiswicked:onlyblackgirl: hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard
Bruised, sore and full of cum before 10 am. Daddy’s making me special bear pancakes with eggs and bacon. I got a bath last night with playtime and stories. And fucking kinkfest! This weekend is off to an amazing start.
clearheelwhores: jackiedfuller: Just prancing around making some egg whites working on poses…. #isthisajoke #npcbikini #prep #stripperheels #hopeidonttrip Awesome xxx
sixpenceee: AN EGG One of the stories out there, that make you hit an existential crisis. Original Author: Andy Weir It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless
squishyandiknowit: hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning
erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck
jeaannguyen: alecnuhval: margielwagas: How to make delicious chocolate milkshake HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA! IM LAUGHING SO MUCH BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED THE EGG VIDEO.. what the fuck, LOLOLO
zombieinmybutt: mcdammit: Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in. So
I enjoy making noises and sounds, till you shut me up with your kiss and holds me close to you as you tell me “you’re annoying, but I love you my egg potato”
sachinteng: 30 Day Challenge // Day 23 // Something That Makes You Happy I’ve learned how to cook since I moved out to California. It’s therapeutic. And delicious~ I garnish everything with a fried egg, and I never regret it.
b00nat:beccadex: fawken: could u imagine spending 200$+ opening box then i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green yo how many eggs did it take
b00nat: beccadex: fawken: could u imagine spending 200$+ opening box then i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green yo how many eggs did it take
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
blueinkforbluescreen: You always push their head onto your pussy as I’m about to cum to distract them. By the time they realize the warmth radiating from their womb is my potent semen, they’ve already had enough orgasms to make sure my egg fertilizer
cool-critters: Armadillo Lizard (Cordylus cataphractus) This tiny dragon-like lizard is one extraordinary creature. The females give live birth to her young, making this one of the only lizard species that doesn’t lay eggs. Probably most unusual aspect
training-your-property: The Easter Bunny’s harem is world-wide, and he works tirelessly through the night to make sure plenty of colorful eggs are found across the globe. The only thing scientists have been able to determine is that his semen is
jayrockin: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands
johnnynothumbs: ohyeahpartyat221b: ex-genius: THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT seriously look at this awful thing No. No no no no no no no. I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t
feimineach:Boys and doctors; girls are nurses From Sociological Images: Our Pointlessly Gendered Products Pinterest board is funny, no doubt. When people make male and female versions of things like eggs, dog shampoo, and pickles, you can’t help but
punk-egg: cummied: benepla: i looked for an audio clip for 20 minutes to make this I HATE THIS OMG GUF KKCDKKKK
shy-eggs: weebstories: I think I’m good. how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
kitkaloid: Rowlet crossbreeds! This was super fun to make as well as a challenge hahaha I hope you like the result.. I picked some of my favs from both grass and flying egg groups n just WENT OFF.
ducaire: cool-tante-deactivated20150508: There are a lot of reasons to make shakshuka, an Israeli dish of eggs poached in a spicy tomato sauce: It sounds like the name of a comic book hero. Or some kind of fierce, long-forgotten martial art. Or perhaps
autumnexhale: “Apple Cider Maple Spice Cupcakes” Makes 24 cupcakes. Ingredients: For the Cupcakes: 1 spice cake mix 3 eggs 1-2/3 cups apple cider For the Frosting: 3 ounces cream cheese, softened 4 tablespoons butter, softened ¼ cup maple
thefitty: lovelizette: This is a cute way to make eggs, :D (via imgTumble)
