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First attempt at making an egg in a basket. #foodporn
manticore-monster: kordova: ex-genius: THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT seriously look at this awful thing No. No no no no no no no. I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to
fattributes:Make-Ahead Eggs Benedict
9gag: How to make a heart shaped egg
woolandflax:krolewska-ksiezniczka:saintprocula:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like,
thesociallyanxiousrebel:supersciencegeek: wordswithkittywitch: luciferlaughs: Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. I needed to check that this
momfacials: My sister thought fucking for the camera was cute, till she felt my cock erupting in her tight, unprotected snatch. Now we have video of me cumming all over her egg and making her pregnant with my inbred baby. My sister squealed and whined
walnutgirl: knivesschau: There are animal rights activists trying to ban a Filipino restaurant in New York from selling balut (which is a duck fetus egg) because it’s disgusting and inhumane and it making me so madYou can think it’s gross and disgusting
aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
ah-shiyt: dan-will-make-you-howell: splantamello: hotaimee: thiscorpsofbrothers: splantamello: hydrogyne: cute things to call your girlfriend: sugar honey flour egg salt 6. 1 tbs of butter 7. stir thoroughly 8. pour into baking pan 9. we forgot
wannabepreggo: I told my boyfriend that he was making me breakfast in bed and that I like my eggs fertilized. He laughed until he realized that we were fucking unprotected and I wasn’t going to let him go until he painted the walls of my womb with
blackberryshawty: beccaaaabearrr: blackberryshawty: I never thought of Cruella De Vil as a villain. All she wanted was a fly ass coat. made from puppies… Eh, you gotta break some eggs to make an omelette.
squishyandiknowit:hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning
chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU
oatsnjen: Things that make me happy: Microwaving my cinnamon roll quest bar and putting it on my egg white oats ✌🏻️
sophietask: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS
rneerkat: rneerkat: girls might be made of sugar and spice and everything nice but if u took out the niceness and added some flour and eggs u could make some muffins which are also pretty cool
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
So I made two awesome things tonight! First - I made breakfast for dinner. It was a cinnamon raisin bagel with eggs, cheese, fried onions, and ham. Huge and messy and amazing! And then for dessert I tried my hand at making those brownies with the Oreos
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
brentwalker092: cockandpokeballs:That’s not how you make scrambled eggs :)
I know this spot out in Louisiana that makes a mean ass burger with sunny side up egg, shit is the truth.
femdomruleslife: Ladies, pay close attention to my instructions. Not only is reverse cowgirl scientifically proven to get the best sperm to your eggs, but also hard anal stimulation makes sure to get all the freshest cum out too. The deeper you go,
thebikupan: A little late Easter doodle for ya’ll, featuring that gooey bunny girl OC I made last year and forgot about.Making this post public on Patreon day 1 for a change, in the spirit of Easter, when we celebrate Jesus, inventor of the egg.
jamesavery09: I make the best scrambled eggs😉snapchat/insta j_avery09
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excessunrated: opal-porn: Ethiopian opal geode That is a magic egg and no one can make me believe otherwise.
cuckqueanslavewifey: scumdoll: norcalmisogyny: There is always ways to have a female be lower even when it comes to making breakfast. this is why women don’t own restaurants, we only serve at them. i’ve had egg beaters in both of my holes but
suspend: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. i literally sang it to make sure
blackswaneuroparedux: Examples of memes are tunes, ideas, catch-phrases, clothes fashions, ways of making pots or of building arches. Just as genes propagate themselves in the gene pool by leaping from body to body via sperms or eggs, so memes propagate
gallifreyanturtles: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee.
aphaustria:I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
incestqueen: make sure you breed your mother while she’s still pushing out eggs
househunting: full disclosure this is an affiliate link but holy shit you guys, this is a 1950′s reproduction 3-in-1 breakfast appliance. you can fry eggs and bacon on top, toast bread, and make coffee in the same object. i am high key obsessed with
Andi wanted to make sure Mr. Crude had a happy Easter, so she played the Easter Bunny and let him hide “the eggs.”“Oh, my goodness!” she exclaimed. “I know where you hid that one! I think it’s melted because I feel something dripping out.”
b00nat: beccadex: fawken: could u imagine spending 200$+ opening box then i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green yo how many eggs did it
thingssthatmakemewet:bakwaaas:I just wanna wake up with you on a sleepy sunday morning and make love for hours then cook pancakes and eggs together in our pyjamas while jamming in the kitchen to our favourite songs @mossyoakmaster 🥰💖 Always up for
kinkyandslutty: “Deeper.. Oh please, I want it deeper. I need to feel the tip of your cock on my cervix shooting its healthy load directly against it. I have to know that my fertile egg won’t be wasted this month, please make sure I become a mommy
itsallprimal: I thought I would make a few Easter Eggs for you all… Now little girl can you find where I hid the creamy treasure? ~Primal
douwanttobebred: kinkyandslutty: “Deeper.. Oh please, I want it deeper. I need to feel the tip of your cock on my cervix shooting its healthy load directly against it. I have to know that my fertile egg won’t be wasted this month, please make sure
the-darkest-of-lights: herlittlewolf: the-darkest-of-lights: graycloak: the-darkest-of-lights: I’m making some egg shell powder for witchcraft. #witchcraft #pagan #occult #sigils on Flickr. I love cascarilla powder :D If you want some ideas, I
narwhalmeg: zombieinmybutt: mcdammit: Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to
caiolochemarques:For the Space Egg contest make by @moringmark. I hope this is accepted today, the last day of the contest. Entry 101Thanks for submitting!
hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick
tallahasseemp3:i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet
animachristii:jaerjar:woolandflax:countess-of-edessa:insaneostyle:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks
Mum-“ I’m not buying groceries until you finish the food in the fridge make your food with what you can” ok challenge accepted! Beef salad with Japanese sesame dressing and a soft boiled egg #instafood #healthy
